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(The Raw Story)   Headline that clearly fell through a wormhole from an alternate reality: "Creationist Ken Ham: Atheists love 'pagan' Pat Robertson for making Christians looks silly"   (rawstory.com ) divider line
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2014-05-15 07:03:51 PM  
One nut bag call another nut bag a nut bag.  Nut bag.
 
2014-05-15 07:08:06 PM  
Looks like Ham is firing back at Pat for calling him an embarrassment to Christians shortly after the Ham vs. Nye debate.
 
2014-05-15 07:38:59 PM  

Jaymark108: "Really Pat Robertson?" Ham said. "You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago? God could have created everything in six seconds if He wanted too!"

Reminds me of this:

"My dad could beat up your dad!"


There's an anomaly right there. If god is the supreme, omnipotent being, why the heck did "creation" take 6 day? Surely he could have done it in the blink of the divine eye?
 
2014-05-15 07:41:01 PM  

ukexpat: Jaymark108: "Really Pat Robertson?" Ham said. "You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago? God could have created everything in six seconds if He wanted too!"

Reminds me of this:

"My dad could beat up your dad!"

There's an anomaly right there. If god is the supreme, omnipotent being, why the heck did "creation" take 6 day? Surely he could have done it in the blink of the divine eye?


What did he exist in before he created the heavens and the earth?
 
2014-05-15 07:49:34 PM  

grokca: AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool

Makes you the athiest.


tylerdurden217: AbiNormal: kling_klang_bed: We started loving Pat Robertson? Apparently my fellow atheists forgot to send me a memo.

I'm an atheist but I don't belong to any atheist groups. Does that make me anti atheist? Or atheist atheist? Which is atheist x atheist which is atheist2  which is √atheist. Cool

I think it makes you an agnatheist. Get it right.


I suggest it makes him an Apatheist - Don't Know and Don't Care

(seriously - it's a big group - London Times article on just this  here )
 
2014-05-15 07:52:26 PM  

AbiNormal: What did he exist in before he created the heavens and the earth?


Assuming (for the sake of argument) the existence of a creator of the universe, the answer to your question would likely be beyond human comprehension. It would be like trying to explain our universe to the Sims.
 
2014-05-15 08:16:20 PM  

untaken_name: AbiNormal: What did he exist in before he created the heavens and the earth?

Assuming (for the sake of argument) the existence of a creator of the universe, the answer to your question would likely be beyond human comprehension. It would be like trying to explain our universe to the Sims.


Wow, that actually makes a great deal of sense.
 
2014-05-15 08:18:28 PM  

The_Hairy_Gooch: skozlaw: [i.imgur.com image 850x518]

I watched the entire debate. It was joke. Bill was fantastic, and he made complete and utter sense with well antiquated arguments. Then Ken would come up and herp a derp. The sad part though is I don't think Bill's position can ever change any of their minds. They are so deeply impeded in their beliefs nothing you do or say can change them. In fact, I think it only helps cement themselves in that position. It's the Faux News conundrum, when someone tells you things contrary to your beliefs they perceive it as you calling them dump and they dig an even deeper trench to situate themselves in.


How many times need you be told by "them" that there is no changing of the mind, ever, for any reason, given any logic, given any evidence?
 
2014-05-15 08:29:12 PM  

timujin: These guys need to stop fighting. It's okay, they can both be wrong.


No they NEED to keep fighting. It's even more fun than watching the autophagia that is the current GOP.
 
2014-05-15 08:45:32 PM  

gilgigamesh: bdub77: This is just further proof that we live in a multiverse and we happened to get lumped into one of the sh*ttier ones where George W Bush gets elected and re-elected, the Senate is about to be taken over by the do-nothing GOP, Comcast is allowed to merge with Time Warner, and this f*cknut can get funded for his wacky museum of bullsh*t.

I've been wearing this goatee for years waiting for the wormhole to open up and suck me into the Spockbeard universe where everyone acts like a pirate.


Is that the one where Kira Nerys is a bisexual dominatrix and if so, can I go with you?
 
2014-05-15 08:46:40 PM  

Magnanimous_J: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.

Came here to say that. I wonder if Robertson is getting softer in his old age, or the fundies are getting fundier.


Some of both, I think.
 
2014-05-15 08:55:35 PM  

untaken_name: Pat Robertson celebrates Christmas and Easter, two of the biggest pagan holidays in existence. Nothing weird with labeling people by their actions, is there? It's not a value judgement. If you celebrate pagan holidays, people should be forgiven for mistaking you for a pagan, if you aren't one.


What are we to make of the fact that Ken Ham counts the age of the Earth using Arabic numerals (which the Arabs themselves call Hindu numerals)?
 
2014-05-15 09:07:36 PM  
Even a broken clock is right twice a day. (ask your grandparents)
 
2014-05-15 09:51:57 PM  

teto85: When they start railing away about double bacon cheeseburgers and shrimps in the barbie I know a few people (and cats) who are going to be a bit upset.


The nice thing about a bacon cheeseburger is that it goes against the rules of at least 4 religions.  5 if Jainism counts.  I can't think of any food that beats that, though pretty much any food that includes both pork and beef can manage it.  (I'm including Buddhism because it has meat of any kind.)

I kinda wonder if there are any religions that don't object to pork or beef (nor meat in general) but do object to something else we could put on a hamburger.
 
2014-05-15 09:55:44 PM  

pute kisses like a man: gregario: The Christian girl is cuter. Plus she probably does anal.

catholic typing detected.


It's a well-known loophole.
 
2014-05-15 11:26:28 PM  

blatz514: Just for shiats, I GIS'd that. The results were alright..


The one on the right is cuter and uses birth control.
 
2014-05-15 11:37:07 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: First Rupert Murdoch and now this asshole who makes Pat Robertson look good. What the fark, Astraya? What the fark did America ever do to you?


You'll notice that neither of them is in Australia, so I guess we did something right :P

\ You can probably keep Mel Gibson too.
\\ I see you've got the local pronunciation of Australia correct. :)
\\\ Slashies get lonely when they aren't in threes.
 
2014-05-15 11:49:04 PM  
Its not the type of religion its religion in and of itself, any religion that athiests find silly.
 
2014-05-16 02:33:25 AM  

Jaymark108: "Really Pat Robertson?" Ham said. "You mean there is no way God, the infinite Creator, could not have created the universe in six days just six thousand years ago? God could have created everything in six seconds if He wanted too!"

Reminds me of this:

"My dad could beat up your dad!"


I count 3 6's.  Ken Ham is clearly a satanist subverting christianity.

/adjusts tin foil hat.
 
2014-05-16 07:12:30 AM  
Pagan Pat Robertson. If a parody twitter account isn't created based on this, I will have lost all my faith in the internet.
 
2014-05-16 08:36:05 AM  
Pot, kettle.  Kettle, pot.  Kettle, pot, hungry gay dinosaur.
 
2014-05-16 09:09:37 AM  

untaken_name: AbiNormal: What did he exist in before he created the heavens and the earth?

Assuming (for the sake of argument) the existence of a creator of the universe, the answer to your question would likely be beyond human comprehension. It would be like trying to explain our universe to the Sims.


Nonsense.
The answer is 42.
 
2014-05-16 12:34:33 PM  

pute kisses like a man: gregario: The Christian girl is cuter. Plus she probably does anal.

catholic typing detected.


damn. How did you know?

/raised Catholic
//I got better
 
2014-05-16 01:33:06 PM  

blatz514: Magorn: Darth_Lukecash: scottydoesntknow: Both of them are a complete joke.

But at least one of them believes the earth is older than 6,000 years.

Remember when Pat Robinson was the extreme right wing Christian?

Me too. Good times. Good times.


There is always room to stake a even more Jesusy position than they guy who came before, and to these types extremism in the defense of "morality" is no vice.  Someday, someone will pop up to the right of Hamm (perhaps calling for returning to executing criminals by stoning instead of lethal injection)   and then a guy to the right even of THAT guy (calling for including wearing cotton-wool blends on the list of capital crimes)   until you some day some up and comer will be forced to ask "how much more Jesusy can I ber?" and the answer is none.  None More Jesusy

Just for shiats, I GIS'd that.  The results were alright..

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Obviously they're both attractive, and most straight men would theoretically be interested in either one of them (or both, at the same time) for strictly carnal interests, however the difference is which one the guy would want to have a relationship or even a conversation with afterwards.  (based strictly on religious stance)
 
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