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(USA Today) NewsFlash Aaron Hernandez indicted on two counts of murder, which will have to wait until he finishes his first trial for murder. Judge says that if he could manage to walk from the courtroom back to his cell without murdering anybody, that would be swell   (usatoday.com) divider line 215
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2014-05-15 01:35:15 PM  

medius: algrant33: "Hey! Try not to suck murder any dicks on the way through the parking lot!"

[img.fark.net image 259x194]

I just saw that the thread had 37 comments and I came to say ^this^.


snowballer
 
2014-05-15 01:35:27 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Rwa2play: I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:

[media.vcstar.com image 607x811]

doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?

Do his finger tats spell out PIEW?


I was wondering the same thing. He probably went with the "PIEW" because "PEW" isn't enough fingers and "PEW PEW" is too many.
 
2014-05-15 01:35:30 PM  
But at least he didn't kiss another dude on the lips.
 
2014-05-15 01:35:43 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Rwa2play: I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:

[media.vcstar.com image 607x811]

doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?

Do his finger tats spell out PIEW?


it's the sound his gun makes
 
2014-05-15 01:35:46 PM  

LeroyBourne: The NBA PR team needs to jump on this stat!


People ask me why I watch hockey. Because in any given week, I don't wake up to stuff like this.
 
2014-05-15 01:36:09 PM  

Rwa2play: HaywoodJablonski: I've lost count. So including the 2 guys in Florida, is that 5 dead guys he's probably responsible for?

And every one of his accomplices are pondering when to cut the cord, plead and hang him out to dry.


If they survive long enough to talk. At least three people who have been connected to Hernandez have died since he was arrested. Oh yeah, the guy he allegedly shot in the face down in Florida got shot again outside a club.
 
2014-05-15 01:36:39 PM  
"In keeping with ESPN's draft coverage as of late. They should announce every new bit of Aaron Hernandez news with a picture of him kissing his new prison boyfriend."

"WILL YOU STOP!?"
 
2014-05-15 01:37:26 PM  
I wonder how the Pouncey twins are reacting to the news.
 
2014-05-15 01:38:20 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Oh yeah, the guy he allegedly shot in the face down in Florida got shot again outside a club.


People not to go clubbing with....
 
2014-05-15 01:38:49 PM  

jayphat: LeroyBourne: The NBA PR team needs to jump on this stat!

People ask me why I watch hockey. Because in any given week, I don't wake up to stuff like this.


I prefer hockey because to me I consider them real athletes.
/wild fan
//:(
///but will still follow the rest of the playoffs because hockey
 
2014-05-15 01:39:07 PM  

stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life


I dont think youll see many pats fans wearing hernandez jerseys come september.
 
2014-05-15 01:39:42 PM  
Looks like Rae Carruth gets a new biatch.  He can now hide inside Aaron's trunk.
 
2014-05-15 01:40:09 PM  
if you ain't a gator, you gator bait

/hator
 
2014-05-15 01:41:46 PM  

firemanbuck: SlothB77: cptjeff: I'm sure they noticed, but since he was really good at football, didn't care. It's the American way.

there are probably a lot of football players with gang ties.  DeSean Jackson.  Marvin Harrison is running around shooting people in Philadelphia.  and let's not forget former Boston Celtic Paul Pierce.

I hear Tebow rolls dirty....


I think that the Pats signed Tebow in part because they had concerns about Hernandez and thought Tebow could help keep him in line, based on the fact that they had been teammates at Florida.

It's an indication that the Pats really had no idea of the extent of Hernandez's off-the-field activites--if all of the allegations are true, then Hernandez was already a multiple murderer when they signed Tebow. Hernandez's house was searched by the cops about a week after the Tebow signing (which was just before minicamp). Hernandez was arrested, and Tebow was cut at the end of training camp.
 
2014-05-15 01:42:42 PM  

Empty H: Not really. He looks like every other clean shaven adult that has poor taste in tattoos.


LOL.  Everybody knows people with tatoos are bad people who would murder you and everyone you ever cared about, given half a chance.  ALL of them.

QueenMamaBee: Do his finger tats spell out PIEW?


PIEW!  PIEW!  PIEW!

Seems very appropriate now, doesn't it?
 
2014-05-15 01:44:24 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: He'll get away with it.


Who does he (or you)  think he is?!?!?

ethicsalarms.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-15 01:44:35 PM  

upndn: Just heard the Bengals were going to sign him as a free agent till this news came through.


Now the Raiders want him?
 
2014-05-15 01:45:00 PM  
 
2014-05-15 01:45:26 PM  

weddingsinger: verybody knows people with tatoos are bad people who would murder you and everyone you ever cared about, given half a chance.  ALL of them.


shiat! my lady friend has a tattoo

but i did always suspect her bloody intentions

she said she wanted to get rid of it, but what she meant she wants to get rid of me, permanent like

permanent like ink
written in blood

/why, yes, i am quite mad. thank you for noticing
 
2014-05-15 01:46:06 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it

Lots of people play football. Statistically speaking, not very many of them are murderers.


law2.umkc.edu

And yeah, some of them only abuse dogs for money.
 
2014-05-15 01:46:55 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "In keeping with ESPN's draft coverage as of late. They should announce every new bit of Aaron Hernandez news with a picture of him kissing his new prison boyfriend."

"WILL YOU STOP!?"


This is why I have you favorited as "True wrestling god".
 
2014-05-15 01:47:15 PM  
Look at his cell phone, is Ray Lewis on speed dial?
 
2014-05-15 01:47:20 PM  
If he is guilty of these two murders, then he played the entire football season after having murdered two people.

That is one cold motherfarker.
 
2014-05-15 01:48:27 PM  

Danger Mouse: stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life

I'm a Patriot fan, and I don't think anyone in NE believe he is being  rail roaded.  This guy is a nut case.  And a stupid one at that.


Not busting on Patriots fans, just sports fans in general
 
2014-05-15 01:48:51 PM  

medius: thank you for noticing


You have a lady friend?
 
2014-05-15 01:49:50 PM  

MugzyBrown: jayphat: Because in any given week, I don't wake up to stuff like this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_professional_sportspeople_convi ct ed_of_crimes#Ice_hockey

Then you have stuff like:  http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Kane-arrested-after- a llegedly-assaulting-robbin?urn=nhl,181695

http://abcnews.go.com/Sports/story?id=100318

http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=692733


Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.
 
2014-05-15 01:51:55 PM  
Gangsta. That's what I want to be when I grow up.

/Where three life snetences whe
 
2014-05-15 01:51:57 PM  
Keeping it real...
 
2014-05-15 01:52:24 PM  

MFAWG: How the fark did this guy escape notice for so long? It's not like he just woke up one morning and said ' I think I'll become a gangbanger today'

People had to notice this guy had more than casual gang ties.


The Patriot Way Quality Guy Detector was low on batteries.
 
2014-05-15 01:52:44 PM  

jayphat: Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.


So you're an NHL fan because they're slightly better than NFL players?

That's the logic you're using?
 
2014-05-15 01:54:45 PM  

MugzyBrown: jayphat: Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.

So you're an NHL fan because they're slightly better than NFL players?

That's the logic you're using?


No. I'm supporting a sport that has zero tolerance for stupid behavior off the "field" of play. That hold professional athletes to a standard that says "act like a moral human being, you're being paid like it."
 
2014-05-15 01:55:24 PM  

DecemberNitro: /f*ck football and everyone in it


I can get behind that.
It's farking un-American.
It's organized crime.
It's rapey.
It's stupid.
It's meaningless.
People that get excited about it are getting excited about something stupid and meaningless.
People that do that tend to get murderey.
Fark football and fark football fans
fark fantasyfootball while you are at it.
I mean, what is that, like Bronies for football?
 
2014-05-15 01:56:02 PM  

Danger Mouse: stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life

I'm a Patriot fan, and I don't think anyone in NE believe he is being  rail roaded.  This guy is a nut case.  And a stupid one at that.


He was a good player though. That's what kills me about the whole OJ thing. Did he murder his wife and that dude? Sure he did. But people forget how awesome a running back he was and now he never even gets mentioned.
 
2014-05-15 01:56:15 PM  

jayphat: Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.


Maybe NHL players are just better at getting away with it than NFL guys?

LeroyBourne: Look at his cell phone, is Ray Lewis on speed dial?


I assume he took some tips from Rae Carruth.
 
2014-05-15 01:56:53 PM  

JohnBigBootay: Danger Mouse: stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life

I'm a Patriot fan, and I don't think anyone in NE believe he is being  rail roaded.  This guy is a nut case.  And a stupid one at that.

He was a good player though. That's what kills me about the whole OJ thing. Did he murder his wife and that dude? Sure he did. But people forget how awesome a running back he was and now he never even gets mentioned.


Pete Rose wants a word with you.
 
2014-05-15 01:57:14 PM  

jayphat: MugzyBrown: jayphat: Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.

So you're an NHL fan because they're slightly better than NFL players?

That's the logic you're using?

No. I'm supporting a sport that has zero tolerance for stupid behavior off the "field" of play. That hold professional athletes to a standard that says "act like a moral human being, you're being paid like it."


But has plenty of tolerance for on the ice stupid behavior. 5 minutes in the box for beating the crap out of another athlete should be enough time to learn your lesson.
 
2014-05-15 01:57:40 PM  
Thanks, Belichick!
 
2014-05-15 01:58:00 PM  

QueenMamaBee: Rwa2play: I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:

[media.vcstar.com image 607x811]

doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?

Do his finger tats spell out PIEW?


Best GIS guess, perfect in every way.  I just can't quite manage to agree with his assessment of himself.
 
2014-05-15 01:58:01 PM  

AcademGreen: Who?


Sounds like a baseball player to me.
 
2014-05-15 01:58:35 PM  
Fantasy football tip: There are several lists and databases of NFL players with felony arrests and/or convictions. Use these lists when selecting your fantasy football team. One year I only selected an "all-perp" team and finished second in my league. I called my team "Mama Tried", after the Merle Haggard song with the chorus: "And I turned twenty-one in prison doing life without parole, No one could steer me right but mama tried, mama tried..."
 
2014-05-15 01:58:46 PM  

MugzyBrown: jayphat: Per your list, there are 7 hockey players on that list. There are 34 football players. So really, go there again.

So you're an NHL fan because they're slightly better than NFL players?

That's the logic you're using?


If my team beats your team 34-7, you better not come in here saying we're "slightly better."
 
2014-05-15 01:58:47 PM  
am i the first one to point out the lawyers last name is Fee?
 
2014-05-15 01:59:37 PM  

vudukungfu: People that get excited about it are getting excited about something stupid and meaningless.


I know, right? It's a goddamn shame that the USA invented sporting events in the 20th century like they did.
 
2014-05-15 02:00:40 PM  

Best Princess Celestia: AcademGreen: Who?

Sounds like a baseball player to me.


I don't get it. Who endorses his check?
 
2014-05-15 02:01:03 PM  

jayphat: No. I'm supporting a sport that has zero tolerance for stupid behavior off the "field" of play. That hold professional athletes to a standard that says "act like a moral human being, you're being paid like it."


Oh I thought you were talking about the NHL.

That's the league where you can break somebody's neck and not get suspended.
 
2014-05-15 02:01:57 PM  
Done in two... damn... I was really hoping to be the one to throw that one in there, but farkers are fast.
 
2014-05-15 02:01:57 PM  

SlothB77: Khellendros: SlothB77: so will this trial be after he is convicted of the other murder charge?  "Sure, he was convicted of that other murder, but he totally didn't do these two."

In many places, that is the difference between 20 years in jail and a needle. It matters legally and morally.

a prior murder conviction sure doesn't look good in a murder trial.


That's why you can't mention it unless the two crimes are connected in some very specific ways (ie same murder weapon, same unique MO) or unless the defendant takes the stand in his own defense
 
2014-05-15 02:02:21 PM  

ChipNASA:


I was picturing exactly this, thanks.
 
2014-05-15 02:02:42 PM  

jayphat: JohnBigBootay: Danger Mouse: stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life

I'm a Patriot fan, and I don't think anyone in NE believe he is being  rail roaded.  This guy is a nut case.  And a stupid one at that.

He was a good player though. That's what kills me about the whole OJ thing. Did he murder his wife and that dude? Sure he did. But people forget how awesome a running back he was and now he never even gets mentioned.

Pete Rose wants a word with you.


Wanna bet?
 
2014-05-15 02:02:49 PM  
Well, on the positive side, dude was keeping it real.
 
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