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(USA Today) NewsFlash Aaron Hernandez indicted on two counts of murder, which will have to wait until he finishes his first trial for murder. Judge says that if he could manage to walk from the courtroom back to his cell without murdering anybody, that would be swell   (usatoday.com) divider line 215
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2014-05-15 01:11:59 PM
Once you pop you just can't stop
 
2014-05-15 01:13:31 PM
"Hey! Try not to suck murder any dicks on the way through the parking lot!"

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2014-05-15 01:14:05 PM
REDRUM...
 
2014-05-15 01:14:21 PM
Oh well. Easy come, easy go.
 
2014-05-15 01:14:41 PM
so will this trial be after he is convicted of the other murder charge?  "Sure, he was convicted of that other murder, but he totally didn't do these two."
 
2014-05-15 01:14:44 PM

algrant33: "Hey! Try not to suck murder any dicks on the way through the parking lot!"

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that's all, folks...turn out the lights
 
2014-05-15 01:14:58 PM
He's really going to have to practice if wants to get up to Anthony Wayne Smith's level.
 
2014-05-15 01:15:28 PM
I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:

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doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?
 
2014-05-15 01:15:39 PM
I've lost count. So including the 2 guys in Florida, is that 5 dead guys he's probably responsible for?
 
2014-05-15 01:15:43 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 01:16:37 PM
How the fark did this guy escape notice for so long? It's not like he just woke up one morning and said ' I think I'll become a gangbanger today'

People had to notice this guy had more than casual gang ties.
 
2014-05-15 01:16:57 PM
Isn't calling out a farker in the headline a bannable offense?


MURDERMURDERMURDERMURDER
 
2014-05-15 01:17:14 PM
The Patriot way.
 
2014-05-15 01:17:16 PM

HaywoodJablonski: I've lost count. So including the 2 guys in Florida, is that 5 dead guys he's probably responsible for?


And every one of his accomplices are pondering when to cut the cord, plead and hang him out to dry.
 
2014-05-15 01:17:29 PM
A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it
 
2014-05-15 01:17:59 PM

Rwa2play: I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:



doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?


Not really. He looks like every other clean shaven adult that has poor taste in tattoos.
 
2014-05-15 01:18:41 PM
Just heard the Bengals were going to sign him as a free agent till this news came through.
 
2014-05-15 01:18:43 PM
What's his alleged body count up to now?
 
2014-05-15 01:19:33 PM
Who?
 
2014-05-15 01:20:32 PM
Creepy and very large and dangerous Hispanic man is creepy......
 
2014-05-15 01:21:16 PM

DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it


Coach wouldn't let you play in HS huh?
 
2014-05-15 01:21:45 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 01:21:56 PM

MFAWG: How the fark did this guy escape notice for so long? It's not like he just woke up one morning and said ' I think I'll become a gangbanger today'

People had to notice this guy had more than casual gang ties.


I'm sure they noticed, but since he was really good at football, didn't care. It's the American way.
 
2014-05-15 01:22:02 PM

DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it


Lots of people play football. Statistically speaking, not very many of them are murderers.
 
2014-05-15 01:22:02 PM

DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it


fark you too, buddy!
 
2014-05-15 01:22:56 PM
Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life
 
2014-05-15 01:23:00 PM
what does that say on his fingers P I E W?  What does that stand for?
 
2014-05-15 01:23:01 PM

DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it


Now there's a rational response to this situation.  I bet you have lots of friends.
 
2014-05-15 01:23:47 PM

SlothB77: so will this trial be after he is convicted of the other murder charge?  "Sure, he was convicted of that other murder, but he totally didn't do these two."


In many places, that is the difference between 20 years in jail and a needle. It matters legally and morally.
 
2014-05-15 01:23:55 PM
s2.quickmeme.com
 
2014-05-15 01:24:09 PM
Better rundown of events according to the Washington Post
 
2014-05-15 01:24:12 PM

DecemberNitro: A football player is a murderer?! MY MIND IS BLOWN

/f*ck football and everyone in it


YEAH!

/whatever
 
2014-05-15 01:24:25 PM
PCP is bad mmmkay.
 
2014-05-15 01:26:36 PM
Pro Tip for the idiots out there.

If you use a gun in a crime. Clean that gun up and throw it in the closes large body of flowing water you can find.
 
2014-05-15 01:27:24 PM

stratagos: Wait, I dont know if I should care about this.

Is he an important player for a team I root for? If so, he was railroaded.

If not, he's obviously a thug who needs to go away for life


I'm a Patriot fan, and I don't think anyone in NE believe he is being  rail roaded.  This guy is a nut case.  And a stupid one at that.
 
2014-05-15 01:27:31 PM
The Raiders just claimed him off waivers
 
2014-05-15 01:27:35 PM

cptjeff: I'm sure they noticed, but since he was really good at football, didn't care. It's the American way.


there are probably a lot of football players with gang ties.  DeSean Jackson.  Marvin Harrison is running around shooting people in Philadelphia.  and let's not forget former Boston Celtic Paul Pierce.
 
2014-05-15 01:28:43 PM

lantawa: Creepy and very large and dangerous Hispanic man is creepy......


So what if he's hispanic? Racist
 
2014-05-15 01:28:44 PM

Khellendros: SlothB77: so will this trial be after he is convicted of the other murder charge?  "Sure, he was convicted of that other murder, but he totally didn't do these two."

In many places, that is the difference between 20 years in jail and a needle. It matters legally and morally.


a prior murder conviction sure doesn't look good in a murder trial.
 
2014-05-15 01:28:53 PM
I'm taking him in the first round of my fantasy draft. Clearly a lock for the season.
 
2014-05-15 01:29:33 PM

algrant33: "Hey! Try not to suck murder any dicks on the way through the parking lot!"

[img.fark.net image 259x194]


I just saw that the thread had 37 comments and I came to say ^this^.
 
2014-05-15 01:30:07 PM

Rwa2play: I understand that jurors must be impartial, but when you take a look at this guy:

[media.vcstar.com image 607x811]

doesn't he just scream guilty as sin?


Do his finger tats spell out PIEW?
 
2014-05-15 01:31:10 PM
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-05-15 01:31:47 PM

SlothB77: Khellendros: SlothB77: so will this trial be after he is convicted of the other murder charge?  "Sure, he was convicted of that other murder, but he totally didn't do these two."

In many places, that is the difference between 20 years in jail and a needle. It matters legally and morally.

a prior murder conviction sure doesn't look good in a murder trial.


No argument there.  But it does make a huge difference.
 
2014-05-15 01:32:10 PM
Plus there's all the stuff he's in trouble for that he's done while in jail.
 
2014-05-15 01:32:11 PM

SlothB77: cptjeff: I'm sure they noticed, but since he was really good at football, didn't care. It's the American way.

there are probably a lot of football players with gang ties.  DeSean Jackson.  Marvin Harrison is running around shooting people in Philadelphia.  and let's not forget former Boston Celtic Paul Pierce.


I hear Tebow rolls dirty....
 
2014-05-15 01:33:22 PM
so he feels he's entitled to kill whomever he wants because he's gifted in a sport and has been treated special all these years?
 
2014-05-15 01:33:28 PM

jaybeezey: Pro Tip for the idiots out there.

If you use a gun in a crime. Clean that gun up and throw it in the closes large body of flowing water you can find.


Shermheads aren't exactly known for their critical thinking skills.
 
2014-05-15 01:33:28 PM
The NBA PR team needs to jump on this stat!
 
2014-05-15 01:34:55 PM
He'll get away with it.
 
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