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(Brandon Sun)   Custody battle over large herd of cattle results in horribly pun-filled article   (brandonsun.com) divider line 36
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2014-05-15 12:10:16 PM
Well, I won't get that time back.  So here's something you will all enjoy!

marybirdsong.com
 
2014-05-15 12:23:12 PM
We're lucky it wasn't a bunch of brothers at the Focus Ranch.

/where the Sons Raise Meat.
//You may groan.
 
2014-05-15 12:52:29 PM
Damn, I love cows...

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-15 01:12:05 PM
I don't have the energy to read that.

Everybody is a creative writing major these days.
 
2014-05-15 01:14:48 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: I don't have the energy to read that.

Everybody is a creative writing major these days.


That was sent in from the writer's iphone during a pizza delivery break.
 
2014-05-15 03:24:53 PM
After three paragraphs I begged the author to stop.
 
2014-05-15 03:28:47 PM
"A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first." - Oscar Levant
 
2014-05-15 03:32:24 PM
"That didn't sit well with the scorned mistress, who immediately went to court seeking to have her cows come home. "

I admit I loled at the above

This whole story isn't so much about taking the bull by the horns as it is about taking the bulls from the horny
 
2014-05-15 03:37:38 PM
HOLY MOTHER OF GOD..

THE PAS MADE FARK!!!

unreal.  like totally and completely unreal.
 
2014-05-15 03:38:38 PM
"So all the cows will remain at the farmer's residence in The Pas. It's not clear if his wife is still by his side or whether she has put their marriage out to pasture after finding out about the affair."

If she decides it's time for a new bull you just know where the other half of his cattle are going.
 
2014-05-15 03:39:45 PM
At first I giggled, then I groaned, and then I started to question my knowledge of bovine herding terminology.
 
2014-05-15 03:47:13 PM
He milked that story for all it was worth.
 
2014-05-15 03:51:36 PM
Was hoping for a hot mistress so I could use a beef stroganoff pun.
 
2014-05-15 03:53:04 PM
The cow level is a lie
 
2014-05-15 03:54:37 PM
numbone

He milked that story for all it was worth.


If he turned up the grill any further, I would have thought he was sauced.
 
2014-05-15 04:26:42 PM
She had a major beef then?
 
2014-05-15 04:28:36 PM
That, is one bored reporter.
 
2014-05-15 04:31:41 PM
i want to read the udder story
 
2014-05-15 04:34:26 PM

Random Anonymous Blackmail: numbone

He milked that story for all it was worth.


If he turned up the grill any further, I would have thought he was sauced.


maybe you should have marinated a little longer on that thought.

/ don't take offense, i was just giving you a ribbing.
 
2014-05-15 04:47:43 PM
The author must have been ruminating for quite some time before he came up with that article.
 
2014-05-15 04:58:47 PM
the court finds the plaintiff's argument mooooooooot

//lude
 
2014-05-15 05:06:25 PM
So, how big was that flock of cows?
 
2014-05-15 05:09:50 PM
I wonder which of them had steers on their pillow.
 
2014-05-15 05:11:17 PM
That's what he gets for having a mistress. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? But you can't blame him too much. Did you see her? You would have fallen for her too if she walked pasteurize. Sure, he had to butter her up a little but she eventually stopped stalling. Now, though he'll at least have to give back heifer herd.
 
2014-05-15 05:19:19 PM
He promised to love her for heifer and heifer.
 
2014-05-15 05:52:08 PM
No matter who wins, someone's gonna get creamed.
 
2014-05-15 05:55:27 PM
I find his behavior udderly despicable.
 
2014-05-15 06:07:15 PM
Well, at least he wasn't a gold miner.  Then he'd end up getting the shaft.
 
2014-05-15 06:09:51 PM
A moooooving story.
 
2014-05-15 06:38:08 PM
Oh, what a sad ending to this dairy tale.
 
2014-05-15 06:41:37 PM
How dairy do such a thing?
 
2014-05-15 07:50:37 PM
I wonder what the catalyst was for the original argument?
 
2014-05-15 09:45:16 PM
Hey Bob,

See that bunch of cows over there?
 
2014-05-15 11:13:06 PM

kvinesknows: Hey Bob,

See that bunch of cows over there?


Herd. Herd of cows.
 
2014-05-15 11:48:45 PM

Clockwork Kumquat: kvinesknows: Hey Bob,

See that bunch of cows over there?

Herd. Herd of cows.


well of course I heard of cows, theres a bunch of them right over there.
 
2014-05-16 07:02:52 PM

kvinesknows: Clockwork Kumquat: kvinesknows: Hey Bob,

See that bunch of cows over there?

Herd. Herd of cows.

well of course I heard of cows, theres a bunch of them right over there.


No, a cow herd. A cow herd!
 
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