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(Washington Post)   Data show that God hates Bike to Work Day   ( divider line
    More: Obvious, hate, .info, life vests  
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3895 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 6:01 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-15 01:41:34 PM  
12 votes:
2014-05-15 06:57:35 PM  
2 votes:

untaken_name: Nidiot: untaken_name: That's just a ridiculous premise, subby. God does not hate Bike to Work Day. God hates bikers. Duh.

I came to point out that obviously even God hates cyclists, but you beat me to it.

That's ok. If two people on the internet say the same thing, then by internet laws, it's automatically true.

2014-05-15 06:26:32 PM  
2 votes:
2014-05-15 04:28:53 PM  
2 votes:
"Mmmmyiss, Jeeves, bring my rincoat forthwith. There is engendering within me a desire for a dalliance on the moor."
2014-05-15 08:35:52 PM  
1 vote:
Do not EVER bike to work if there are no shower and grooming facilities at your office. Seriously. Am I one of the three people left on earth that uses an iron and wears deodorant?

Move to Amsterdam if you want to work in a place that smells of bum and dirty hair.
2014-05-15 08:30:03 PM  
1 vote:

supershaft: I got on a stationary bike for 20 minutes and it made my peener numb.

I spent more than a few hours riding a hundred miles last Saturday with no ill effects to any bodily part. You're not doing it right.
2014-05-15 06:41:17 PM  
1 vote:
What does God need with a bicycle?
2014-05-15 06:17:04 PM  
1 vote:
That's just a ridiculous premise, subby. God does not hate Bike to Work Day. God hates bikers. Duh.
2014-05-15 06:05:31 PM  
1 vote:
God hates Bike to Work Day

So do drivers.
2014-05-15 06:04:32 PM  
1 vote:

Danger Avoid Death: Rain?? Big farking deal. It's well over 100 degrees in LA right now. It's "Bike to an Early Grave" day.

Your point is?  I love riding when it's hot.  Smoking hot women in skimpy outfits are everywhere
2014-05-15 06:04:31 PM  
1 vote:
It rains on the just and the unjust alike, you know.
2014-05-15 04:09:22 PM  
1 vote:

nmrsnr: God has nothing to do with it, we make it rin more in the latter parts of the week than midweek in the Northeast.

Well, then, don't forget your rincoat.
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