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2014-05-15 11:48:02 AM
One in four Germans tired of talking about antisemitism.
 
2014-05-15 11:50:33 AM
More than one in four Germans hold anti-Semitic views, according to a report released on Tuesday by the non-profit Anti-Defamation League (ADL) that makes its money calling people anti-Semites.

You don't say.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-15 11:50:46 AM
The most common anti-Semitic belief was "Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]"

Other popular anti-Semitic beliefs were "Bacon is good", "Palestinians are human", and "Anything that the ADL doesn't like for people to think".
 
2014-05-15 11:57:16 AM
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2014-05-15 11:59:23 AM
They ought to do a survey of Arabs.  You know how anti-Semitic those guys are.
 
2014-05-15 12:00:27 PM
Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust
 
2014-05-15 12:20:08 PM
Don't mention the war!
 
2014-05-15 12:30:51 PM

exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust


12. Jewish delicatessens are trying to make you Jewish by forcing you to drink Dr Brown's Cel-Ray.
 
2014-05-15 12:40:33 PM
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2014-05-15 12:43:09 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust

12. Jewish delicatessens are trying to make you Jewish by forcing you to drink Dr Brown's Cel-Ray.


Dr Browns sucks, Boylands is the yummy stuff soda is made of!

/Jewish
 
2014-05-15 12:43:23 PM

vpb: The most common anti-Semitic belief was "Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]"

Other popular anti-Semitic beliefs were "Bacon is good", "Palestinians are human", and "Anything that the ADL doesn't like for people to think".


I can't enjoy a religion based on hating bacon and collecting foreskins.
 
2014-05-15 12:44:30 PM
i1082.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 12:44:36 PM
So what's the ADL's criteria in determining if one is anti-Semitic?
 
2014-05-15 12:44:48 PM
I did Nazi see this coming.
 
2014-05-15 12:44:54 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Because People in power are Stupid: exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust

12. Jewish delicatessens are trying to make you Jewish by forcing you to drink Dr Brown's Cel-Ray.

Dr Browns sucks, Boylands is the yummy stuff soda is made of!

/Jewish


Boylan... Boylands is where the priests go for altar boy fun.
 
2014-05-15 12:45:16 PM

Frank N Stein: So what's the ADL's criteria in determining if one is anti-Semitic?


Whoops. Saw that the answer to this was posted
 
2014-05-15 12:46:00 PM

exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust


According to this, I'm very close.
 
2014-05-15 12:46:18 PM

vpb: those guys are.


linguistically speaking, arab is a part of the semitic languages.
 
2014-05-15 12:46:44 PM

Frank N Stein: So what's the ADL's criteria in determining if one is anti-Semitic?


Presumably, if you're not Jewish, you're anti-Semitic.
 
2014-05-15 12:47:00 PM

InterruptingQuirk: One in four Germans tired of talking about antisemitism.


Probably three out of four.
 
2014-05-15 12:47:02 PM

mistrmind: I did Nazi see this coming.


Not only did you have to go for the most obvious joke, but you bolded the pun so everyone would see it.

10/10
 
2014-05-15 12:47:22 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: 4. Jews think they are better than other people


Isn't this the whole point of being "God's Chosen People"?  I have literally been told by Jewish classmates in college they were better than me because of this.  of course, they also felt they were held to a higher standard, but it does make you seem like kind of a dick.
 
2014-05-15 12:47:57 PM
"By a shoah hands who here is anti-Semitic?"
 
2014-05-15 12:49:16 PM

sign_of_Zeta: Because People in power are Stupid: 4. Jews think they are better than other people

Isn't this the whole point of being "God's Chosen People"?  I have literally been told by Jewish classmates in college they were better than me because of this.  of course, they also felt they were held to a higher standard, but it does make you seem like kind of a dick.


In order to understand this you need to drink this:

graphics8.nytimes.com
 
2014-05-15 12:50:53 PM
i.imgur.com
This is making the rounds around the internets. Kids and their silly games.
 
2014-05-15 12:51:26 PM

exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.


I love this.  If you believe at least half of these Jewish stereotypes, you're an anti-Semite.  If you believe less than half, you're probably right.
 
2014-05-15 12:51:31 PM

Frank N Stein: mistrmind: I did Nazi see this coming.

Not only did you have to go for the most obvious joke, but you bolded the pun so everyone would see it.

10/10


Well, I saw the opening and took the shot.  Thanks though.
 
2014-05-15 12:52:28 PM
3 out of 4 of everyone else on the planet also thinks all Germans hate Jews.  But the real question is "Who gives a fark?"
 
2014-05-15 12:53:17 PM

LeroyBourne: This is making the rounds around the internets. Kids and their silly games.


Nazis seem have the advantage because of how close the cups are in the Star of David
 
2014-05-15 12:53:58 PM
I don't know why Germans hate Jews. If it wasn't for Jews, Berlin wouldn't have such wonderful Memorials regarding the Holocaust.
 
2014-05-15 12:56:25 PM

exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in]
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs
4. Jews think they are better than other people
5. Jews have too much control over the global media
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars
7. Jews have too much power in the business world
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust


Really, if you answer "probably true" to any of those statements, you're an anti-semite.

/replace "jews" with "attractive and successful african-americans" and you'd be racist for saying any of those statements are true
 
2014-05-15 12:58:12 PM
Do you want Arbeit macht fries with that?
 
2014-05-15 01:01:29 PM
Does it make me anti-Semitic to think that we give Israel entirely too much money?  Cut them off, there is no reason for Israel to have such a large influence on American foreign affairs.  They are a rich nation without our welfare.

(of course I lean very libertarian when it comes to foreign aid, i don't think any tax dollars should be given to foreign nations)
 
2014-05-15 01:03:23 PM
static.fjcdn.com
Just to be first.
 
2014-05-15 01:04:25 PM

LeroyBourne: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
This is making the rounds around the internets. Kids and their silly games.


i think the kicker is that its a canadian hockey certified beerpong table; this, of course, along with the token asian kid setting up the star of david, and the hot chick texting while trying to avoid touching one of the drunk idiots while her fat eskimo friend is in tow, this picture is an absolute iconic cultural masterpiece of the '10s.

you could not envision this scene for a painting if you tried.  its unforgettable.
 
2014-05-15 01:04:42 PM

Frank N Stein: LeroyBourne: This is making the rounds around the internets. Kids and their silly games.

Nazis seem have the advantage because of how close the cups are in the Star of David


Just like WWII.
 
2014-05-15 01:04:44 PM

SquiggsIN: (of course I lean very libertarian when it comes to foreign aid, i don't think any tax dollars should be given to foreign nations)



Most people are very libertarian when money goes to places where they don't live or to causes they don't share.  Like how people decry political pork but then demand that tax dollars go to special projects that would benefit their locality.
 
2014-05-15 01:05:56 PM

Dahnkster: Do you want Arbeit macht fries with that?


Arby's makes fries.
 
2014-05-15 01:07:11 PM
Don't get me started about the Jews at Google+.....
 
2014-05-15 01:07:22 PM
Silly Germans.

I have you have plenty of fizzy bubbly on hand.
 
2014-05-15 01:07:25 PM

SquiggsIN: i don't think any tax dollars should be given to foreign nations


It wouldn't work.
 
2014-05-15 01:08:13 PM

exick: Here are the questions. Your views are considered anti-Semitic if you answer "probably true" to 6 out of 11 of these.

1. Jews are more loyal to Israel than to [this country/the countries they live in] true for some
2. Jews have too much power in international financial markets Meh, someone has too
3. Jews have too much control over global affairs Is this an Illuminati thing?
4. Jews think they are better than other people YES
5. Jews have too much control over the global media Don't care
6. Jews are responsible for most of the world's wars Nope, republicans
7. Jews have too much power in the business world  Don't like it? Go to school and learn something.
8. Jews don't care what happens to anyone but their own kind Nah
9. People hate Jews because of the way Jews behave How do they behave?
10. Jews have too much control over the United States government No, idiots do
11. Jews still talk too much about what happened to them in the Holocaust

Probably but I feel that way about all tragedies. You have to move on sometime,

Did I pass?
 
2014-05-15 01:08:18 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Dr Brown's Cel-Ray


Gaaaaaahhhh!!!!
 
2014-05-15 01:08:38 PM

WhiskeySticks: Silly Germans.

I have you have plenty of fizzy bubbly on hand.


themovieblog.com

Works better when the pic loads...
 
2014-05-15 01:08:39 PM
You are anti semetic just by virtue of posting in this thread.

Wait...
 
2014-05-15 01:09:34 PM
 
2014-05-15 01:11:10 PM

craigzy: LeroyBourne: [i.imgur.com image 850x1133]
This is making the rounds around the internets. Kids and their silly games.

i think the kicker is that its a canadian hockey certified beerpong table; this, of course, along with the token asian kid setting up the star of david, and the hot chick texting while trying to avoid touching one of the drunk idiots while her fat eskimo friend is in tow, this picture is an absolute iconic cultural masterpiece of the '10s.

you could not envision this scene for a painting if you tried.  its unforgettable.


I am in love with that table. It's got to be homemade - the rails are hockey sticks, aren't they?
 
2014-05-15 01:11:28 PM
Questions 2,3,5,7 and 10 are almost the same question. If you answer yes to any of them you'd probably answer yes to all 5.   Then you'd only need one more to win the prize.
 
2014-05-15 01:12:26 PM

Tatterdemalian: attractive and successful african-americans


That's ridiculous, attractive and successful african-americans don't have too much control over the United States governme-static1.businessinsider.com
 
2014-05-15 01:12:43 PM

JK47: SquiggsIN: (of course I lean very libertarian when it comes to foreign aid, i don't think any tax dollars should be given to foreign nations)


Most people are very libertarian when money goes to places where they don't live or to causes they don't share.  Like how people decry political pork but then demand that tax dollars go to special projects that would benefit their locality.


I'm all for privately funded foreign aid, privately funded food programs, and privately funded international health cooperatives.  Just don't force taxpayers to foot the bill.
 
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