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(Talking Points Memo)   Rush Limbaugh's children's book wins an award by popular vote of children and definitely not their parents. Suck it, libtardos   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 26
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2014-05-15 12:55:53 PM
9 votes:
When I want to read childrens fiction written by an angry old divorced drug addict, I stick with the best- Judy Blume.
2014-05-15 12:25:43 PM
6 votes:
Well, what would you do if your choice was saying "Bestest book ever" or a trip to Uncle Rusty's Secret Touching Closet and an arm full of cigar burns?
2014-05-15 01:19:31 PM
5 votes:

Richard C Stanford: Because People in power are Stupid: Children love fairytales.

Hey Fark, lets come up with some more ideas for Rush!

Rush Revere and the Case of the Crippled Communist. Brave Rush Revere travels back to the 1930s and must stop a communist plot to turn Bootstrappy Americans into lazy welfare queens.


Rush Revere and the Pretty Dominican Boy who Loved Ticklefights and Got Lots of Candy
2014-05-15 12:31:20 PM
5 votes:
Online votes are great indicators of reality.
Just ask President Ron Paul or the makers of the all time #1 box office hit Snakes On A Plane.
2014-05-15 02:03:51 PM
4 votes:
One of Rush's virtues is that he can still make left-wingers go into vapor lock just at the mention of his name.
2014-05-15 11:49:54 AM
4 votes:
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Children love fairytales.
2014-05-15 01:31:55 PM
3 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Have any of you actually read the book?  Or at least skimmed it?  Of course not.  Bigotry knows no bounds when it's part of your politics and/or religion


Are you a young Dominican boy?  If not then Rush is not going to fark you no matter how much you come to his rescue.
2014-05-15 01:57:31 PM
2 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Have any of you actually read the book?  Or at least skimmed it?  Of course not.  Bigotry knows no bounds when it's part of your politics and/or religion


I never tea bagged a bowling ball return either but I don't have to visit every bowling alley in the country to know that it would hurt.

The guy's a farking moron. Not a moron actually, most likely plays the character of a moron to make money from actual morons.
2014-05-15 01:46:11 PM
2 votes:
Nominees are determined by how many copies their books sell, but winners are picked by kids, who vote online.

I hope all of those kids had a government issued picture ID.
2014-05-15 01:20:38 PM
2 votes:
How many Dominican boys can fit into one horse costume, Rush?
2014-05-15 05:02:05 PM
1 votes:

ohioman: Does Rush Revere dodge the draft in this story too?


One if by Oxycontin.
Two if by Viagra with a succulent Dominican boy who has ingested roofies.
2014-05-15 04:19:14 PM
1 votes:

Crotchrocket Slim: red5ish: To be fair, most of these kids had to choose between Rush Revere, The Bible, and the Sears Catalog.

They're putting out the Sears Catalog again? Sweet


In both quilted AND single ply.
2014-05-15 04:13:50 PM
1 votes:
Just look at how metal this is
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2014-05-15 03:29:37 PM
1 votes:
I bet that literary masterpiece is full of facts and reasons why Dem's bad Rep's good so vote Republican and such.

an audience member calling into his show:  Well i was in the book store & my child went right for your book Mr. Rushbo, savior of the universe, she started reading it in the isle, she's only 9 months and can recite the Constitution.
2014-05-15 03:14:58 PM
1 votes:

whidbey: Tricky Chicken: Well, yeah.  How could somebody put a positive spin on McCarthy?  I am trying to think of an angle you could use.  Did he actually find some dirty commies plotting to bring us down? Did he do something good or noble?

You could easily say the Commies were actually trying to establish a foothold here, and that there could have been a tipping point where Stalin took power. Not a big stretch.


FDR was so desperate to let the Commies take over that he established the WPA and the CCC which undermined our Glorious Small Businessheroes. Why did he do it? Because the burly, manly Stalin was so beefy and macho that merely gazing upon his visage was enough to send liberals swooning -- after all, when did you see FDR playing football? Never. And look at Eleanor? Woof woof, what a pooch!

Then, when Republican heroes won World War II singlehandedly and began to usher in the greatest economic growth in human history Truman -- who wasn't even in the Situation Room when the bombs were dropped, you know -- wanted to use those WPA and CCC camps to socialisitically indoctrinate our youth (segregated by sex, and you know what would happen in those camps, wink wink, nudge nudge), but Rush Revere leapt astride his horse, then gently got on a different horse after the original one died of massive spinal trauma, screamed "HI HO, PUDDIN!" and rode to Wisconsin, where the Last True American wept at the loss of his country, broken and unable to go on. Rush walked up to this man and said "Say it's so, Joe. Better Dead Than Red. And, are you going to finish that?"
2014-05-15 02:29:37 PM
1 votes:
Does this award mean we'll be getting the long awaited Rush McCarthy and the Hunt For Liberty

A delightful tale teaching children the merits of patriotically rooting out your political enemies.
2014-05-15 01:49:33 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Have any of you actually read the book?  Or at least skimmed it?  Of course not.  Bigotry knows no bounds when it's part of your politics and/or religion


Have you read Al Franken's book, "Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot"?
2014-05-15 01:48:59 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: Have any of you actually read the book?  Or at least skimmed it?  Of course not.  Bigotry knows no bounds when it's part of your politics and/or religion


So making fun of an obese, hateful addict who decided to write a children's book is "bigotry" now?

You guys just loving playing the victim don't you?
2014-05-15 01:32:58 PM
1 votes:
www.omobono.com
Thanks Omobono.
2014-05-15 01:26:35 PM
1 votes:
Have any of you actually read the book?  Or at least skimmed it?  Of course not.  Bigotry knows no bounds when it's part of your politics and/or religion
2014-05-15 01:26:10 PM
1 votes:

Danger Mouse: Because People in power are Stupid: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 213x322]
Children love fairytales.


Are the books  inacurate?


Can you find historical evidence of someone named Rush Revere? Didn't even crack the cover yet and it's already inaccurate.
2014-05-15 01:24:55 PM
1 votes:

blasterz: Richard C Stanford: Because People in power are Stupid: Children love fairytales.

Hey Fark, lets come up with some more ideas for Rush!

Rush Revere and the Case of the Crippled Communist. Brave Rush Revere travels back to the 1930s and must stop a communist plot to turn Bootstrappy Americans into lazy welfare queens.

Rush Revere and the Pretty Dominican Boy who Loved Ticklefights and Got Lots of Candy


Must they all be in the children's book category?  I'm quite fond of his guide, "Slut Shaming for Dummies."
2014-05-15 01:16:56 PM
1 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Children love fairytales.


Hey Fark, lets come up with some more ideas for Rush!

Rush Revere and the Case of the Crippled Communist. Brave Rush Revere travels back to the 1930s and must stop a communist plot to turn Bootstrappy Americans into lazy welfare queens.
2014-05-15 01:11:22 PM
1 votes:
I've been calling his fans "children" for years.  I had no idea I was being literal.
2014-05-15 12:31:53 PM
1 votes:
"Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims."

So it's a comedy?
2014-05-15 11:47:35 AM
1 votes:
Comedy gold in the comments, Jerry.
 
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