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2582 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 7:05 PM (11 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-15 03:29:27 PM
Yes, but the people that buy and drink Natty Ice are, studies show, more likely to be all "stabby".
 
2014-05-15 03:31:41 PM

AGremlin: Yes, but the people that buy and drink Natty Ice are, studies show, more likely to be all "stabby".


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2014-05-15 03:49:05 PM
FTFA:  A Central Florida man says he stabbed a friend

Meh.

and his dog

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!!
 
2014-05-15 03:57:56 PM
Who knew the phrase "Stab my beagle" wasn't a euphemism.
 
2014-05-15 04:25:25 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Who knew the phrase "Stab my beagle" wasn't a euphemism.


Not as catchy as, "Stab my lab"
 
2014-05-15 05:36:13 PM
Trent says Durham grabbed a knife from Trent's kitchen and cut Trent's hand.

That's when Trent says he grabbed the knife and stabbed Durham in the stomach and chest. He says Durham then told him to stab his beagle.


This is the most insane thing I've read all morning.
 
2014-05-15 07:09:07 PM

doglover: Trent says Durham grabbed a knife from Trent's kitchen and cut Trent's hand.

That's when Trent says he grabbed the knife and stabbed Durham in the stomach and chest. He says Durham then told him to stab his beagle.

This is the most insane thing I've read all morning.


Obviously you haven't been to the politics tab.
 
2014-05-15 07:18:00 PM
A Central Florida man says he stabbed a friend and his dog over the last can of beer.

Did the dog want the beer, too?
 
2014-05-15 07:19:28 PM
I'd stab someone if it meant I didn't have to drink Natty Ice.
 
2014-05-15 07:19:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Who knew the phrase "Stab my beagle" wasn't a euphemism.


Wait,  his dog was a beagle?   He may have deserved it.

/drtfa
//but
///the headline hurt my brain.
 
2014-05-15 07:20:44 PM
thetrendguys.com
 
2014-05-15 07:29:44 PM
He cut his hand after killing the guy. Smart move.
 
2014-05-15 07:34:00 PM

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R.I.P.

 
2014-05-15 07:38:07 PM
"No Beer" is worth at an argument, some punches, and a couple of loose teeth at the most.
When the beers were getting low, I'd hide one in the iced tea container in the fridge. Worked pretty good. When it was submerged, it just looked like there was more iced tea. On more than one occasion that beer came back to haunt me, though. Passed out and forgot about it.  Hungover, dry mouth, thirsty as hell the next day, grab the iced tea take the top off and chug. Pow, a can of beer just punched my hungover ass right in the nose.
 
2014-05-15 07:58:26 PM
Natural Ice, the beer of 40-something year old wrinkly surfer dudes who transport their 12 packs in the rusty baskets of their beach cruiser bicycles from the local bullet proof gas station back to their roach infested rear apartments.
 
2014-05-15 08:00:19 PM
What is funny about this is that an employee of mine lived next door to these cats.

He came into work and asked if he could switch his  day off because he was wrecked, no sleep.  He is a good kid so I asked why, and he related the story.

I said "white people are crazy." and he said "how do you know it was a white guy." and I said "I have never seen a brother drink Natty Ice."
 
2014-05-15 08:00:50 PM
If you try to make me drink it I'll kill you. Justifiable homicide.
 
2014-05-15 08:09:42 PM
2 cases of Natty Ice=1 12-pack of tolerable beer. But at least they weren't drinking Milwaukee's Finest or Keystone. If they had, *i'd* have to get all stabby on them.
 
2014-05-15 08:11:51 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:


I love that picture so much. Everytime I see it I bust out laughing. It's probably my favorite picture on the internet
 
2014-05-15 08:13:57 PM
Natty Ice?
Must not have been a very good friend.
 
2014-05-15 08:20:31 PM

AGremlin: Yes, but the people that buy and drink Natty Ice are, studies show, more likely to be all "stabby".


If you drink Natty Ice, chances are you don't have much to lose
 
2014-05-15 08:34:58 PM
Maybe not a beer, or that beer, but MY beer?
 
2014-05-15 09:09:09 PM

ClavellBCMI: 2 cases of Natty Ice=1 12-pack of tolerable beer. But at least they weren't drinking Milwaukee's Finest or Keystone. If they had, *i'd* have to get all stabby on them.


At 5.9% it will get you drunk pretty quick and if you aren't drunk after six of these you are a flat out alkie.   If each of them drank nearly 24 beers I'm surprised he was able to remember anything.   Even back when I drank heavily I don't think I would have made it that far before physically rejecting the contents of my stomach and blacking out.
 
2014-05-15 09:13:35 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: [thetrendguys.com image 730x548]


Dang that's wrong.
 
2014-05-15 09:24:19 PM
i don't even consider natural ice to be beer. i'd gladly give it up.
 
2014-05-15 10:16:46 PM
I watched a "First 48" episode 2 weeks ago that was exactly like this minus the dog.
 
2014-05-15 10:55:23 PM

xanadian: FTFA:  A Central Florida man says he stabbed a friend

Meh.

and his dog

GIVE HIM THE CHAIR!!!


The comfy chair?
 
2014-05-15 11:47:16 PM
This is why I drink alone. Mitigate the risk of stabbing/being stabbed. Hadnt been stabbed yet. And bonus: last beer is always mine biatches!
 
2014-05-16 12:07:26 AM
Not Natty Ice, but no beer is worth it, Subby? You're preaching to the wrong audience. Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up here.
 
Skr
2014-05-16 12:11:04 AM
Maybe the new wØØtstout with chocolate will be worth it.
 
2014-05-16 12:12:58 AM
www.kidacne.com
 
2014-05-16 12:31:32 AM
A  Rusty Griswald  after 24 beers.
 
2014-05-16 02:07:14 AM
I don't know, I'd seriously consider stabbing somebody who tried to force me to drink Natural Ice.

It's farking nasty.  Even smells awful.
 
2014-05-16 05:10:43 AM

InsaneJelloTroll: I'd stab someone if it meant I didn't have to drink Natty Ice.


I'd gladly get stabbed if it meant I didn't have to drink Natty Ice.
 
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