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(Celebslam)   Jada Pinkett Smith has apparently been spending her free time powerlifting   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 70
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2014-05-15 03:03:01 PM
www.saabsforum.com
 
2014-05-15 08:14:23 PM
How's her band doing these days?
 
2014-05-15 08:23:29 PM

Mugato:


Alright then. Can I have your spot in line?

I bet her body's just like Mel B or a darker-skinned Jamie Eason.

/I have no problem with muscular chicks
 
2014-05-15 08:30:25 PM

Clutch2013: Mugato:

Alright then. Can I have your spot in line?


assets.diylol.com
 
2014-05-15 08:34:37 PM
She's also been time-traveling as a 1920s lampshade.
 
2014-05-15 08:34:54 PM
[Cleveland] that's just nasty [/Cleveland]
 
2014-05-15 08:41:40 PM
Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.
 
2014-05-15 08:42:40 PM

Clutch2013: Mugato:

Alright then. Can I have your spot in line?

I bet her body's just like Mel B or a darker-skinned Jamie Eason.

/I have no problem with muscular chicks


This, plus she has her arm super extended which makes her triceps pop.
 
2014-05-15 08:44:39 PM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


Newsletter and all that, please...
 
2014-05-15 08:46:19 PM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


Maybe it's because I've never been famous, but at the end of the day, I think I'd be looking forward to Jada more, because at least there, there's still going to be love for reasons other than attention or money.
 
2014-05-15 08:49:30 PM
she must be lifting Will off his BF when he's riding reverse cowboy.
 
2014-05-15 08:58:20 PM
I don't really understand why someone put this person on a webpage, or why anyone looked at it.
 
2014-05-15 08:59:53 PM
To fawn over the no-hips cottage cheese butterface of Kate Upton, and to pooh-pooh a 40-something woman that looks 10 years younger from staying fit? I will never understand Fark.
 
2014-05-15 09:08:56 PM
Thanks, (Michelle) Obama!
 
2014-05-15 09:16:05 PM
Personally I find women who workout a lot pretty hot, as long as they don't go full on extreme bodybuilding. Yeah it sometimes farks up their titties, but the tradeoff is really awesome legs and ass, and I loves me some legs and ass.
 
2014-05-15 09:16:09 PM

Leader O'Cola: she must be lifting Will off his BF when he's riding reverse cowboy.


And this is the one of of the funnier comments I have read on Fark in the last 13 years.
 
2014-05-15 09:16:16 PM
I was expecting Chyna from the headline. Jada looks A-ok. If I wanted to go studman69, I'd be wondering about the sharp something between her breasts.
 
2014-05-15 09:17:55 PM
That would make for a fun evening
 
2014-05-15 09:24:41 PM
I would find new and exciting ways to disapoint her in bed.
 
2014-05-15 09:57:51 PM
I see nothing wrong and think she is still hot.
 
2014-05-15 10:05:39 PM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


Well, it is a pretty common rumor that the Smiths are in an open relationship. So Will probably doesn't have the problem you describe. If he wants to bang a fan, he bangs a fan.

And Clooney just got engaged, so there goes your shining example of Hollywood bachelorhood.
 
2014-05-15 10:14:37 PM
She's like 95 lbs. If she adds two pounds of muscle she'd look like carrot top omg there's probably a better example of what I'm trying to convey
 
2014-05-15 10:24:20 PM

Fonaibung: To fawn over the no-hips cottage cheese butterface of Kate Upton, and to pooh-pooh a 40-something woman that looks 10 years younger from staying fit? I will never understand Fark.


I have no problem with fit women. However, I'm not attracted to extreme definition. IMO, she'd look 10 times better if put on 10 - 20 lbs, depending on her height.
 
2014-05-15 10:26:53 PM

cgraves67:

Well, it is a pretty common rumor that the Smiths are in an open relationship. So Will probably doesn't have the problem you describe. If he wants to bang a fan, he bangs a fan.

And Clooney just got engaged, so there goes your shining example of Hollywood bachelorhood.


Rumor is not fact. Engaged is not married.
 
2014-05-15 11:04:07 PM
Still hotter than anything us farkers will ever get(unless we hit the lotto)
 
2014-05-15 11:11:23 PM
She's been getting in shape for her role on 'Gotham'. She's going to play as a major figure in the Gotham underworld, maybe in charge of the sex trade. Although giving her the name 'Fish Mooney' is just...ugh.
 
2014-05-15 11:14:29 PM
Blech. It's very unattractive when women work out so much they look really drawn like that.

Also makes me think they're really neurotic.
 
2014-05-15 11:16:09 PM
She was hot back in Low Down Dirty Shame. Ok kind of hot.
 
2014-05-15 11:22:45 PM

child_god: I see nothing wrong and think she is still hot.


Agreed, she looks great. Fit chicks are crazy sexy. Good for her.
 
2014-05-15 11:45:44 PM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


yeah, and don't EVEN get me started on kids, snot-nosed little rug rats the lot of them
 
2014-05-16 12:39:28 AM

child_god: I see nothing wrong and think she is still hot.


She's in the cult.
 
2014-05-16 12:52:27 AM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


You realize they most likely just have an arranged Scientology marriage, right?

They are probably both gay.
 
2014-05-16 01:14:49 AM
OMG, who the hell cares?
 
2014-05-16 01:21:27 AM
Why does every link on that page go to something captioned "Jada Pinkett Smith", even when it is clearly someone else?
 
2014-05-16 02:34:00 AM
As a woman who lifts, I see nothing wrong with how she looks. She looks in shape although I may object if she lost 10lbs. She's on the cusp of good and "Ooo too far bring it back".
 
2014-05-16 02:43:14 AM
The Entertainment tab shouldn't be this awful. Does the word "entertainment" mean NOTHING?
In fact, what am I doing in this tab? I should be railing against some dumb BS on the Politics tab.
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Sorry. I will just poop and leave. Thank you. But that is a truly vapid article.

/ha
//slacker
 
2014-05-16 02:51:50 AM

red5ish: The Entertainment tab shouldn't be this awful. Does the word "entertainment" mean NOTHING?
In fact, what am I doing in this tab? I should be railing against some dumb BS on the Politics tab.
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Sorry. I will just poop and leave. Thank you. But that is a truly vapid article.

/ha
//slacker


Dude, nothing is dumber than anything one would find on the politics tab.
 
2014-05-16 02:57:03 AM

robohobo: Dude, nothing is dumber than anything one would find on the politics tab.


Nothing?  I'd say the Main tab qualifies.
 
2014-05-16 03:00:11 AM
And because we're talking about the Smith's, here's a choice quote from Shia TheBeef concerning Jaden Smith. First few times I read it I near pissed myself laughing.

"He's a lunatic. He told me the craziest story at Sundance, about how he used to be a glassblower. He was glassblowing, he said, in his boxers in his garage, and one of the bubbles popped. The glass got on his dick, and it wouldn't get off, because it's like molten lava when it comes off the bubble. He said he went to the hospital and at the hospital they said, "Look, we can't remove the glass because doing so will puncture a vein and then we'll have to sever your penis." So his wife called him "glass dick."
 
2014-05-16 03:31:30 AM
Wait. People are saying Jada is ugly or not attractive? I understand people like different things, but really? They're saying she's too muscular or too fit? She's just looking damned good, IMO. Y'all need to stop looking at porn for a while and realize women in the real world aren't airbrushed/photoshopped.
 
2014-05-16 04:03:25 AM
As long as she doesn't get all sinewy, I'm sure she'll be just fine.
/stay in shape
//don't get all sinewy, ladies
///sinewy is an actual word
 
2014-05-16 06:58:48 AM
I'd flapper.
 
2014-05-16 07:03:30 AM
I think she looks great
 
2014-05-16 07:19:46 AM
[Interesting]?
 
2014-05-16 07:27:31 AM
I don't get it. Did she not have breasts before?
 
2014-05-16 07:36:27 AM

Clutch2013: Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.

Maybe it's because I've never been famous, but at the end of the day, I think I'd be looking forward to Jada more, because at least there, there's still going to be love for reasons other than attention or money.


Agreed, I'd hate to be worshipped when all I'd want to be is treated as a human damn being.
 
2014-05-16 07:42:31 AM

RoyFokker'sGhost: She's been getting in shape for her role on 'Gotham'. She's going to play as a major figure in the Gotham underworld, maybe in charge of the sex trade. Although giving her the name 'Fish Mooney' is just...ugh.


"Gotham" as in a TV show about Gotham City, or "Gotham" as in yet another New York based cop show? Because one would go straight to the Netflix queue and the other I would ignore forever.
 
2014-05-16 07:47:09 AM

verbaltoxin: RoyFokker'sGhost: She's been getting in shape for her role on 'Gotham'. She's going to play as a major figure in the Gotham underworld, maybe in charge of the sex trade. Although giving her the name 'Fish Mooney' is just...ugh.

"Gotham" as in a TV show about Gotham City, or "Gotham" as in yet another New York based cop show? Because one would go straight to the Netflix queue and the other I would ignore forever.


The former, a sort of prequel to Batman, with young Jim Gordon, and 13 year old Bruce Wayne.  And younger versions of the Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman, and Poison Ivy.
 
2014-05-16 07:49:08 AM

Alphax: verbaltoxin: RoyFokker'sGhost: She's been getting in shape for her role on 'Gotham'. She's going to play as a major figure in the Gotham underworld, maybe in charge of the sex trade. Although giving her the name 'Fish Mooney' is just...ugh.

"Gotham" as in a TV show about Gotham City, or "Gotham" as in yet another New York based cop show? Because one would go straight to the Netflix queue and the other I would ignore forever.

The former, a sort of prequel to Batman, with young Jim Gordon, and 13 year old Bruce Wayne.  And younger versions of the Penguin, Riddler, Catwoman, and Poison Ivy.


I'll take it!

/Though I'd be just as happy with an adaptation of the Gotham PD comic book.
 
2014-05-16 07:50:07 AM

Atomic Spunk: Imagine being Will Smith. Everywhere you go, hot women are throwing themselves at you. Like REALLY hot women. Everyone you meet wants to take your picture, get an autograph, and tell you how awesome you are. Even walking down the street, people stick their heads out of their car window and shout, "HEY MAN, I LOVED YOU IN (insert movie here)!" People want to buy you drinks. People want to hang out with you.

Then you go home to see this woman. She's not hideous or anything, but she's certainly not nearly as pretty as she was 15 years ago. You've seen her at her worst. You sometimes smell her bad breath and stinky poop. She doesn't treat you like you're special, you're just "Will", or "hubby", and often she treats you as just a guy she shares a house with. She knows all of your faults, and doesn't worship you like everyone else you meet.

I think George Clooney knows how this game works. It seems kind of stupid for most celebrities, especially the male celebrities, to get married.


Everybody knows that a life of sexual conquest of bimbos is a fulfilling one.

Or to translate it for your I.Q., the solution to all life's problems is to GET LAID, BRO!!!

/Single guy here, not advocating for everyone to get married
//But seriously, pussy isn't a magical panacea
 
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