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(BBC-US)   US military prepares to invade Los Angeles   (bbc.com) divider line 126
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2014-05-15 09:05:49 AM  
Is this going to involve terrible CGI aliens?
 
2014-05-15 09:16:12 AM  
No worries. It's just a practice run for the Keystone pipeline ruptures.
 
2014-05-15 09:19:38 AM  
"A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

I will volunteer to clean the oil stained women.
 
2014-05-15 09:29:45 AM  

vernonFL: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

I will volunteer to clean the oil stained women.


Any word on the number of anuses that were hit?
 
2014-05-15 09:30:29 AM  
FTA: "Crude oil is a flammable mixture of hydrocarbons and can be used to produce different fuels."
 
2014-05-15 09:32:30 AM  
"A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

Oh the huge mammaries!

lh5.ggpht.com
 
2014-05-15 09:48:13 AM  
LA just can't handle anything that's sent down there
 
2014-05-15 09:50:00 AM  
Jed Clampett seen running from the area.
 
2014-05-15 09:50:42 AM  
I did pass a west-bound army convoy on I-70 yesterday.
 
2014-05-15 09:51:15 AM  
GOOD.jpg

andnothingofvaluewaslost.jpg

/welcometofark.jpg
 
2014-05-15 09:51:52 AM  
ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2014-05-15 09:51:53 AM  
Four people reported breathing problems realized this is their chance for a frivolous lawsuit and two went to hospital.

/ftfm
 
2014-05-15 09:53:18 AM  
Anxiously awaiting the tards who say pipelines are safe...


.....*crickets*....
 
2014-05-15 09:53:34 AM  
Gotta get a Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.
 
2014-05-15 09:57:36 AM  
You'd think the strippers in that strip club would've been grateful for the extra lube and used it as a chance to make more money.
 
2014-05-15 09:58:18 AM  
So the military is gonna invade yet another backwards, third-world area and topple a corrupt regime governed by criminals? Color me surprised.


williesleg: Gotta get a coal-powered Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.


FTFY

/where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?
 
2014-05-15 10:00:23 AM  

Joelogon: FTA: "Crude oil is a flammable mixture of hydrocarbons and can be used to produce different fuels."


Next time somebody should fire up a Zippo and light the puddle. That'll keep the spill from spreading.
 
2014-05-15 10:00:32 AM  
www.covna.org

Hoooo-weee doogies, Mr. Drysdale is not going to be happy about this.
 
2014-05-15 10:01:22 AM  
i want micro-fusion cells, dammit!
 
2014-05-15 10:02:38 AM  
How long until the LA fires reach the LA oil spill?
 
2014-05-15 10:03:26 AM  

Hydra: /where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?


Agua Caliente of Yuma AZ?

290 Million watts 'O fun.

And the sooner that we make PV paneling manditory on buildings with one acre or more of roof space part of the NEC code, the better.
 
2014-05-15 10:03:29 AM  
They already did that in 92.
 
2014-05-15 10:04:10 AM  

Baloo Uriza: How long until the LA fires reach the LA oil spill?


too long
 
2014-05-15 10:05:33 AM  

bdub77: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

Oh the huge mammaries!

[lh5.ggpht.com image 790x559]


that picture lies, there are no huge mammaries in that picture.
 
2014-05-15 10:07:15 AM  
1 million gallons, er 50,000, OK, maybe 10,000.

Apparently the LAFD is just making shiat up. Being off by a factor of 100?!? That ain't easy.
 
2014-05-15 10:08:22 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 10:08:22 AM  

Hydra: So the military is gonna invade yet another backwards, third-world area and topple a corrupt regime governed by criminals? Color me surprised.


williesleg: Gotta get a coal-powered Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.

FTFY

/where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?



Read before you spew.
http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger

You can get solar panels and do it yourself.
Or are you too addicted to gasoline vapors and explosion powered cars?
 
2014-05-15 10:09:00 AM  

fireclown: And the sooner that we make PV paneling manditory on buildings with one acre or more of roof space part of the NEC code, the better.


I like your talk. You get farkied in green3 - solar responsibility advocate.
 
2014-05-15 10:09:12 AM  

Detinwolf: They already did that in 92.


That was the national guard
 
2014-05-15 10:09:29 AM  

Kit Fister: bdub77: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

Oh the huge mammaries!

[lh5.ggpht.com image 790x559]

that picture lies, there are no huge mammaries in that picture.


Oh yeah? Well you try finding pictures of women covered in crude oil!

/no seriously, try
 
2014-05-15 10:13:03 AM  

fireclown: And the sooner that we make PV paneling manditory on buildings with one acre or more of roof space part of the NEC code, the better


That would be nice, but then you're just encouraging the glut of sub 10% efficiency panels. Must be 25% minimum to be worthwhile.
 
2014-05-15 10:13:04 AM  

vernonFL: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

I will volunteer to clean the oil stained women.


You know what you will never find in a "gentleman's club?" A gentleman.
 
2014-05-15 10:13:36 AM  

Hydra: So the military is gonna invade yet another backwards, third-world area and topple a corrupt regime governed by criminals? Color me surprised.


williesleg: Gotta get a [coal-powered] Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.

FTFY

/where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?


Ever seen Gilligan's Island or Soylent Green?

Or you could just ride the damn bike instead.
 
2014-05-15 10:13:42 AM  

bdub77: Kit Fister: bdub77: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

Oh the huge mammaries!

[lh5.ggpht.com image 790x559]

that picture lies, there are no huge mammaries in that picture.

Oh yeah? Well you try finding pictures of women covered in crude oil!

/no seriously, try


blog.jinni.com
 
2014-05-15 10:15:10 AM  

LazyMedia: You know what you will never find in a "gentleman's club?" A gentleman.


Quit going to ones in the Ghetto, maybe?
 
2014-05-15 10:15:54 AM  

williesleg: Hydra: So the military is gonna invade yet another backwards, third-world area and topple a corrupt regime governed by criminals? Color me surprised.


williesleg: Gotta get a coal-powered Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.

FTFY

/where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?


Read before you spew.
http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger

You can get solar panels and do it yourself.
Or are you too addicted to gasoline vapors and explosion powered cars?


That web page pretty much proves that, at least in the next few decades, the commercial viability of pure electric vehicles depends on their never becoming popular/common.

Looks like Tesla's going to have to come out with a model "W" (wide) if "road trippers" are going to eat a 30-minute meal every 170 miles.
 
2014-05-15 10:16:09 AM  

LazyMedia: vernonFL: "A nearby business, 'the Gentlemans Club', was affected"

I will volunteer to clean the oil stained women.

You know what you will never find in a "gentleman's club?" A gentleman.


I'm very gentle. And a very nice person.

But I'm old, fat, ugly and poor.
 
2014-05-15 10:18:57 AM  
Just sweep it into the tar pits.
 
2014-05-15 10:19:55 AM  
By the way, how do they make those solar panels? Do they use fossil fuel to gather the materials, construct them and distribute them? Or can you make one yourself from aluminum foil and a few bamboo poles?
 
2014-05-15 10:20:21 AM  

khyberkitsune: LazyMedia: You know what you will never find in a "gentleman's club?" A gentleman.

Quit going to ones in the Ghetto, maybe?


There are no classy strip clubs, just more expensive ones. Paying for sex is skeevy, no matter how you dress it up.
 
2014-05-15 10:21:18 AM  
Just pump it into tankers and ship it to whatever suburb they shoot all the porn in.
 
2014-05-15 10:23:18 AM  

tricycleracer: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 500x500]


Tricycleracer wins!  Flawless victory!
 
2014-05-15 10:23:53 AM  

Maud Dib: Anxiously awaiting the tards who say pipelines are safe...

.....*crickets*....


Safer than transporting it on trucks or boats (trains are probably comparable or might be better, not sure).
 
2014-05-15 10:24:19 AM  

khyberkitsune: LazyMedia: You know what you will never find in a "gentleman's club?" A gentleman.

Quit going to ones in the Ghetto, maybe?


The PC terminology now is Hood.
 
2014-05-15 10:24:19 AM  
thecreativejuicer.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-15 10:24:51 AM  

The One True TheDavid: By the way, how do they make those solar panels? Do they use fossil fuel to gather the materials, construct them and distribute them? Or can you make one yourself from aluminum foil and a few bamboo poles?


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 10:27:55 AM  

Garet Garrett: williesleg: Hydra: So the military is gonna invade yet another backwards, third-world area and topple a corrupt regime governed by criminals? Color me surprised.


williesleg: Gotta get a coal-powered Tesla and put in some solar panels.
Get off these fossil fuel cancer causing peak oil hydrocarbon spewing global climate change dependencies.

FTFY

/where do we actually get the electricity used to charge up all those Teslas?


Read before you spew.
http://www.teslamotors.com/supercharger

You can get solar panels and do it yourself.
Or are you too addicted to gasoline vapors and explosion powered cars?

That web page pretty much proves that, at least in the next few decades, the commercial viability of pure electric vehicles depends on their never becoming popular/common.

Looks like Tesla's going to have to come out with a model "W" (wide) if "road trippers" are going to eat a 30-minute meal every 170 miles.



I'd rather breathe fresh air and stop every 200 or so miles than sniff cancer causing fumes from the gas pump and breathe exhaust and smog from a decomposed dinosaur fuel powered combustion car.
 
2014-05-15 10:28:10 AM  

jayphat: The PC terminology now is Hood.


Hood was PC in the 90s.

LazyMedia: There are no classy strip clubs, just more expensive ones. Paying for sex is skeevy, no matter how you dress it up.


How is it paying for sex when no penetration/copulation is typically involved?

Think hard about this one. I used to work the industry. We've got legal standards set in place.
 
2014-05-15 10:29:00 AM  

olapbill: [thecreativejuicer.files.wordpress.com image 480x360]


G-d that movie sucked!
 
2014-05-15 10:31:26 AM  

The One True TheDavid: By the way, how do they make those solar panels? Do they use fossil fuel to gather the materials, construct them and distribute them? Or can you make one yourself from aluminum foil and a few bamboo poles?


http://www.solarworld-usa.com/solar-101/making-solar-panels

Looks like they can be made without extinct dinosaurs, don't see that in the ingredients list.
 
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