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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Not news: Man stabs wife repeatedly. Florida: Immediately after their marriage counseling session   ( ) divider line 9
    More: Florida, WBBH News, wife repeatedly, County detectives, Charlotte County, executive sessions  
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2014-05-15 03:46:35 PM  
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Marriage counselors are like victim's advocates. They don't care about the truth, only that the woman gets hers.
2014-05-15 12:25:15 PM  
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Captain Stabbin'?
2014-05-15 12:24:18 PM  
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To be fair, I understand where the guy is coming from.  Not that I would, because I'm sane and he obviously isn't, but still.  I understand.
2014-05-15 12:17:36 PM  
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2014-05-15 12:08:26 PM  
1 vote:
Sometimes you just need to slice through issues and take a stab at the heart of the problem.
2014-05-15 12:06:48 PM  
1 vote:
That's the best time to stab someone.
2014-05-15 12:02:29 PM  
1 vote:
The counsellor should count this one as a victory. Do you know how hard it is to get a guy to let his true emotions out.
2014-05-15 10:33:06 AM  
1 vote:
photo of the family counselor
2014-05-15 08:56:15 AM  
1 vote:
Marriage Counseling (A One Act)

She said, "Honey, I love you."

He said, "Honey, I love you too."

She said, "Honies, I love you three.  Well I guess technically I love you twenty eight if we're extending my love boundaries to the greater metro area."

*stage direction*  Then things get stabby.


(Authors Note:  This one-act playlet is in no way an endorsement of domestic violence.  Because in he immortal words of the renowned sage Big Bank Hank: "Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn.  Say if in fact your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend."
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