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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)   Not news: Man stabs wife repeatedly. Florida: Immediately after their marriage counseling session   (nbc-2.com) divider line 5
    More: Florida, WBBH News, wife repeatedly, County detectives, Charlotte County, executive sessions  
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2014-05-16 11:58:21 AM  
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noitsnot: Wangiss: Anyone can contact me for that matter. I believe in marriage and that even most people can figure out what the fark is wrong with them and change, even if they think they're "the good one." It takes a modicum of maturity and humility. Most people have a little of each, but even those who don't often have other virtues that can be leveraged (if you'll forgive the neologism--yes, I'm a business major) to get the same effects if they are willing for any reason to put in the effort.

1) How old are you?
2) Are you, or have you been, married?


The words "my wife" should be some sort of indication for the second question. I'm old enough to have been in counseling with my wife of ten years four years ago. It was beneficial. I'm guessing your questions are meant to demonstrate incredulity. Your skepticism is noted.
2014-05-15 03:46:35 PM  
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Marriage counselors are like victim's advocates. They don't care about the truth, only that the woman gets hers.
2014-05-15 12:33:18 PM  
1 votes:
How come EVERY TIME someone is viciously attacked with a knife...
Stabbed or slashed several times over...
IT'S ALWAYS CALLED AGGRAVATED ASSAULT!!!
WTF do you have to do or use to get attempted murder?
Stabbing someone repeatedly with a butcher knife doesn't count???
WTF???
2014-05-15 11:25:13 AM  
1 votes:
Man, that article is a hard read.
2014-05-15 08:56:15 AM  
1 votes:
Marriage Counseling (A One Act)

She said, "Honey, I love you."

He said, "Honey, I love you too."

She said, "Honies, I love you three.  Well I guess technically I love you twenty eight if we're extending my love boundaries to the greater metro area."

*stage direction*  Then things get stabby.

FINIS

(Authors Note:  This one-act playlet is in no way an endorsement of domestic violence.  Because in he immortal words of the renowned sage Big Bank Hank: "Hotel, motel, Holiday Inn.  Say if in fact your girl starts acting up, then you take her friend."
 
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