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(Daily Mail)   The US government has a plan to battle the zombie apocalypse, whether they are brain-eating zombies, chicken zombies, or vegetarian zombies   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 46
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2014-05-15 08:43:59 AM
You make a plan against Zombies and everyone is cool. But you make one little battle plan to invade Iowa and everyone loses their minds


War games, they aint games
 
2014-05-15 09:23:45 AM
www.hyperdeathbabies.com
 
2014-05-15 09:57:37 AM
Just going with the Redeker Plan?
 
2014-05-15 10:04:54 AM

BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?



Damn it.  I was going to say the military's plan would work until they tried to hold of the zombies in Yonkers.
 
2014-05-15 10:10:57 AM
Just tie their shoelaces together when they are buried.
 
2014-05-15 11:58:16 AM
The Tea Party is safe, in any case
 
2014-05-15 11:58:46 AM
I have a problem with vegetarian zombies...   :)
 
2014-05-15 12:01:01 PM
Still no cure for vampires.
 
2014-05-15 12:01:09 PM

The US government has a plan to battle the zombie apocalypse


The CDC got there a few years ago.

myzombiegear.com
 
2014-05-15 12:09:40 PM

oldernell: Just tie their shoelaces together when they are buried.


Brilliant!

I'll remember that the next time I happen to attend a wake.
 
2014-05-15 12:11:31 PM
The bad news is under the latest guidelines everybody is classified as a zombie.
 
2014-05-15 12:11:34 PM
Is this a metaphor for an actual plan to defend the country when the citizens finally get fed up with government oppression?

Or are they just Walking Dead fans like the rest of us?

By the way, I hadn't seen that prank video of the zombie dude scaring Norman Reedus.  Funny stuff.
 
2014-05-15 12:13:35 PM
you always need a plan
/remember, it's not if there will be a zombie apocalypse, it's when....
 
2014-05-15 12:16:25 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: The US government has a plan to battle the zombie apocalypse


The CDC got there a few years ago.

[myzombiegear.com image 570x374]


I loved how people lost their shiat over how this was a stupid waste of money, not understanding it was aimed at disaster preparedness education.  The comic read like a Chick Tract.  At the end the protagonist realized the path to salvation was a flashlight and bottled water.
 
2014-05-15 12:17:43 PM
Zombie apocalypse?
My plan is to just lay down and cover myself with ketchup.
I mean, why fight it?
 
2014-05-15 12:18:01 PM

BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?


That only works if we have a strategic lobo stockpile
 
2014-05-15 12:18:14 PM

FatherChaos: Is this a metaphor for an actual plan to defend the country when the citizens finally get fed up with government oppression?

Or are they just Walking Dead fans like the rest of us?

By the way, I hadn't seen that prank video of the zombie dude scaring Norman Reedus.  Funny stuff.


Some fans and an attempt to show how "hip" they are to the kids with their crazy zombie stuff they're into these days.

Some are using it as an exercise in the spread of potential epidemics and how to get the entire population to prepare.  Biting is just a stand-in for the way a disease could spread.
 
2014-05-15 12:25:41 PM
So basically, the military knows they cant hold their own facilities outside of Guam and PR save a few pre hardened spots. Sounds like they are going to rely on IHHs to hold their own till they can mount up enough ground units to solidify zones of decontamination.
 
2014-05-15 12:28:18 PM
riotjoke.com
 
2014-05-15 12:41:12 PM
How did we end up with all these different varieties of zombies? Apparently someone was watching a little too much:

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2014-05-15 12:43:37 PM

Smeggy Smurf: BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?

That only works if we have a strategic lobo stockpile


Where do you think all the $600 hammer money goes to?

// I'll be fortifying a small barrier island.
 
2014-05-15 12:49:19 PM

gunrunner: So basically, the military knows they cant hold their own facilities outside of Guam and PR save a few pre hardened spots. Sounds like they are going to rely on IHHs to hold their own till they can mount up enough ground units to solidify zones of decontamination.


So in theory, my plan to go after Cheyenne Mountain might actually be doable?  Obviously I can't just head straight there and waltz in and close the doors behind me.
 
2014-05-15 12:52:14 PM

kling_klang_bed: How did we end up with all these different varieties of zombies? Apparently someone was watching a little too much:


Those were vampires, Mister.

But my favorite variety of zombie was from the Morningstar Strain series. The initial bite makes you a living fast zombie, then when you die you become a standard slow zombie.
 
2014-05-15 12:52:25 PM
The Battle of Yonkers was stupid

One dude driving a mine flail or combat bulldozer would have wiped out the whole horde
 
2014-05-15 12:58:20 PM
I have at least one or two +1 clubs with bane damage v.s. undead in my attic I think.
 
2014-05-15 12:59:40 PM

BMFPitt: Smeggy Smurf: BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?

That only works if we have a strategic lobo stockpile

Where do you think all the $600 hammer money goes to?

// I'll be fortifying a small barrier island.


An oil platform would be nice.
 
2014-05-15 01:00:01 PM
Thinking about Bill Murray in Zombieland right now LOL! It is still hilarious after all this time.
 
2014-05-15 01:00:57 PM
Well lots of places have been using the term zombie as a catch all term for preparing for disaster.
 
2014-05-15 01:05:34 PM

BMFPitt: kling_klang_bed: How did we end up with all these different varieties of zombies? Apparently someone was watching a little too much:

Those were vampires, Mister.

But my favorite variety of zombie was from the Morningstar Strain series. The initial bite makes you a living fast zombie, then when you die you become a standard slow zombie.


Doh, my bad! It's been ages since I saw 'Stakeland'.
 
2014-05-15 01:09:53 PM
It's easier for them to say "zombies" than "citizens"
 
2014-05-15 01:14:22 PM

Evil Mackerel: An oil platform would be nice.


Maybe if you want to so spend the rest of your life fishing in isolation.
 
2014-05-15 01:14:58 PM
Yeah, this was basically an example template of a disaster plan, not an actual plan itself.
 
2014-05-15 01:15:35 PM

gunrunner: So basically, the military knows they cant hold their own facilities outside of Guam and PR save a few pre hardened spots. Sounds like they are going to rely on IHHs to hold their own till they can mount up enough ground units to solidify zones of decontamination.


In all seriousness, I think if the Military were truly faced with a lethal global pandemic thier plan would be to draw a circle around the area of farthest spread of the disease and then bake everything inside that circle to about 3 million F for about 30 seconds or so
 
2014-05-15 01:18:18 PM
Good news: we believe we are not the Zombies , Bad News :the individuals who wrote this procedure are using the word "Zombie" as a code word , Zombie = Everybody else !
 
2014-05-15 01:24:48 PM

BMFPitt: Smeggy Smurf: BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?

That only works if we have a strategic lobo stockpile

Where do you think all the $600 hammer money goes to?

// I'll be fortifying a small barrier island.


Money laundering to fund black ops.
 
2014-05-15 02:03:41 PM

groppet: Well lots of places have been using the term zombie as a catch all term for preparing for disaster.


Federal agencies tend see citizens more like zombies.
 
2014-05-15 02:07:00 PM

Smeggy Smurf: BMFPitt: Just going with the Redeker Plan?

That only works if we have a strategic lobo stockpile


We still haven't taken care of that mine shaft gap.
 
2014-05-15 02:10:07 PM

fireclown: It's easier for them to say "zombies" than "citizens"


somewhat more truthful too
 
2014-05-15 03:03:57 PM

ShadowKamui: The Battle of Yonkers was stupid

One dude driving a mine flail or combat bulldozer would have wiped out the whole horde


The point of that chapter is that the military brass wanted to use all their high-tech gizmos and 'splodies to reassure the public that the situation was under control. That didn't work well against such a low tech enemy who required a solid head shot to take down.
Practical commanders would have put the infantry in the tall buildings with staircases removed and had them pick off the zekes through the windows, and run tanks over the horde to thin them out.
 
2014-05-15 03:22:56 PM

maltedmothball: fireclown: It's easier for them to say "zombies" than "citizens"

somewhat more truthful too


Only in parts of Sacramento.
 
2014-05-15 09:07:48 PM
Dibs.


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2014-05-15 09:23:18 PM
Again? didn't they make one last year?
 
2014-05-15 10:01:56 PM
Organic, free-range brains need Brawndo. Because Brawndo's got electrolytes.
 
2014-05-16 04:15:15 AM

ShadowKamui: The Battle of Yonkers was stupid

One dude driving a mine flail or combat bulldozer would have wiped out the whole horde


The point of the battle was that conventional tactics did not work against Zed. Rigid thinking on the military's part lead to their demise.

Would have been a better story to have the battle in Tarrytown. Then the military could gave been flanked by zombies coming over the Tappanzee.
 
2014-05-16 09:31:20 AM

3rotor: I have a problem with vegetarian zombies...   :)


why all they want are graaaaains
 
2014-05-16 10:04:43 AM
I can nether confirm, nor deny, that I might have cauliflower ears.... and have been told all through school that I'm practically a vegetable with a face... :)
 
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