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(Sun Sentinel)   "Marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture," says Florida's Agriculture Commissioner. "There won't be fields of it growing in the state or pot shops on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are"   (sun-sentinel.com ) divider line
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2014-05-15 08:18:16 AM  
With his focus on the gymnastics.... is this florida's agriculture secretary?

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2014-05-15 08:26:21 AM  
Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."


Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."
 
2014-05-15 08:28:02 AM  
Have you ever done gymnastics and tae kwan do...ON WEED.
 
2014-05-15 08:34:45 AM  

kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."


Once medical passes and the legions of old folks start sampling it to relieve their aches and pains there will be no way to get the horse back in the barn on this one.

FL makes perfect sense for legalized marijuana.  Once everyone sees that the sky doesn't fall with the legalization of medical, and when they see the tax revenues and general lawfulness that are going along with the CO and WA experiments, we'll eventually get recreational as well.
 
2014-05-15 08:41:33 AM  
I don't want my kids injecting a single pot.  Not one!
 
2014-05-15 08:41:39 AM  
He also said "Fark karate studios, they can be pulling nug out of their leg sweeps for all I care".
 
2014-05-15 08:42:05 AM  
First they tried to teach my daughter science and now this?!
 
2014-05-15 08:42:08 AM  
Someone's train of thought, while trying to make a valid point, may have jumped the tracks.
 
2014-05-15 08:43:25 AM  
There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident
 
2014-05-15 08:44:04 AM  

tkwasny: Someone's train of thought, while trying to make a valid point, may have jumped the tracks.


Probably from all the pots they were "toking", as the kids call it.
 
2014-05-15 08:44:25 AM  
When you have no argument, scare people.
 
2014-05-15 08:44:46 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Once medical passes and the legions of old folks start sampling it to relieve their aches and pains there will be no way to get the horse back in the barn on this one.


The old farts of today were hippies in the '60s and '70s. They'll be an easy customer base to reestablish.
 
2014-05-15 08:45:35 AM  
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2014-05-15 08:46:15 AM  
That's rich coming from Florida where people travel just to doctor shop and load up on opiates. FOH.
 
2014-05-15 08:46:43 AM  

Notabunny: TuteTibiImperes: Once medical passes and the legions of old folks start sampling it to relieve their aches and pains there will be no way to get the horse back in the barn on this one.

The old farts of today were hippies in the '60s and '70s. They'll be an easy customer base to reestablish.


When I visited Colorado last year, I was the youngest customer in the shop.  I'm 40.
 
2014-05-15 08:46:56 AM  
Welcome to Florida, Here's all the Oxy you can eat. Inject One Marijuana, and We'll shoot your dog and throw you in PMITA prison for life.
 
2014-05-15 08:48:03 AM  
Shiat grows like crazy in FL. Back in my college days you'd see it growing next to the dorms from people tossing seeds out the window.
 
2014-05-15 08:48:26 AM  

Notabunny: TuteTibiImperes: Once medical passes and the legions of old folks start sampling it to relieve their aches and pains there will be no way to get the horse back in the barn on this one.

The old farts of today were hippies in the '60s and '70s. They'll be an easy customer base to reestablish.


My late mom (born in '33) had one good friend whose son was killed in a "drug related incident".  When my mom was telling about it (about 10 yrs ago) she lamented his death, and then said "I wish they'd just legalize all drugs, so all this killing would stop."

And this was from someone who was about as far from a hippie as could be.
 
2014-05-15 08:50:03 AM  
Every corner?

So he realizes or even over estimates how much pot the citizens of his state want to smoke?
 
2014-05-15 08:53:31 AM  
But beer and tobacco are fine. The govt-run liquor stores here in NC are generally a stone's throw from gymnastics and karate schools, parks and neighborhoods are named Tobacco this and Tobacco that and no one gives a shiat.
 
2014-05-15 08:58:08 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once medical passes and the legions of old folks start sampling it to relieve their aches and pains there will be no way to get the horse back in the barn on this one.

FL makes perfect sense for legalized marijuana.  Once everyone sees that the sky doesn't fall with the legalization of medical, and when they see the tax revenues and general lawfulness that are going along with the CO and WA experiments, we'll eventually get recreational as well.


With any luck, the feds will be watching too and finally take pot off of their schedule 1 list.
 
2014-05-15 08:59:48 AM  
So, where are all the pill mills?
 
2014-05-15 09:00:39 AM  

moothemagiccow: But beer and tobacco are fine. The govt-run liquor stores here in NC are generally a stone's throw from gymnastics and karate schools, parks and neighborhoods are named Tobacco this and Tobacco that and no one gives a shiat.


But old idiots drink alcohol already. Cannabis is like... different.. worse.. somehow.
 
2014-05-15 09:00:50 AM  
He can't come right out and say it, but if you read between the lines you can flesh out his real concern. Everybody knows the ultimate liberal goal is a chicken in every pot, and if you legalize pot then you're gonna have a whole buttload of chickens on your hands and the fumes from all that chicken poop that close to children's recreational areas is bound to knock autism levels off the charts, and his state simply cannot afford to fund that much special needs education. So unless the federal government is willing to step up, reduce taxes on the wealthy and fund these soon-to-be necessary special education camps, well, not on his watch, he'll tell you that much.
 
2014-05-15 09:02:07 AM  

kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."


This is the same world where the easiest drug for a child to obtain today is pot, since pot dealers don't follow any regulations whatsoever.
 
2014-05-15 09:02:58 AM  

tommyl66: He can't come right out and say it, but if you read between the lines you can flesh out his real concern. Everybody knows the ultimate liberal goal is a chicken in every pot, and if you legalize pot then you're gonna have a whole buttload of chickens on your hands and the fumes from all that chicken poop that close to children's recreational areas is bound to knock autism levels off the charts, and his state simply cannot afford to fund that much special needs education. So unless the federal government is willing to step up, reduce taxes on the wealthy and fund these soon-to-be necessary special education camps, well, not on his watch, he'll tell you that much.


I changed my mind.  ^ This.
 
2014-05-15 09:04:52 AM  

brap: Have you ever done gymnastics and tae kwan do...ON WEED.


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"Yes."
 
2014-05-15 09:12:20 AM  
Oblig

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And how can  I value his opinion or research if he thinks it is a good idea for children to take Tae-Kwan-Do

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2014-05-15 09:13:36 AM  

moothemagiccow: But beer and tobacco are fine. The govt-run liquor stores here in NC are generally a stone's throw from gymnastics and karate schools, parks and neighborhoods are named Tobacco this and Tobacco that and no one gives a shiat.


But that  makes sense, as the NC ABC system is the most corrupt organization in the state - well, second only to the DOT perhaps. If people start smoking legal pot in NC, then they will realize that a gov't monopoly on alcohol is just a foolish as prohibition on weed. And they will rise up in righteous indignation, waving the red flag of revolution!

Nah. This fall they will either vote for a bunch of moralistic yahoos from the Pepsi Party who will never, ever, legalize weed or the legendarily corrupt Coke Party, which has a vested interest in keeping the status quo WRT liquor and weed.

We're screwed.
 
2014-05-15 09:14:17 AM  

keepitcherry: That's rich coming from Florida where people travel just to doctor shop and load up on opiates. FOH.


^^THIS^^
 
2014-05-15 09:17:17 AM  

b0rg9: punchablefaceoverload.com


Backpfeifengesicht was my first thought when seeing this guy's mug too.
 
2014-05-15 09:21:20 AM  
I don't want that.  What I want is to be able to grow 4 plants in my family room in peace so that I can smoke up and not hurt anybody, and that the business is taken away from the Got-damned Zetas.  Those guys are murderous thugs who shouldn't be allowed near ANY kind of shipping operation.
 
2014-05-15 09:21:50 AM  
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2014-05-15 09:28:34 AM  

kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."


Don't forget that you can buy alcohol and cigarettes in CVS and Walgreens.
 
2014-05-15 09:30:42 AM  

FTDA: kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Don't forget that you can buy alcohol and cigarettes in CVS and Walgreens.


And at Rite Aid with your Wellness Card
 
2014-05-15 09:31:54 AM  
Probably because there's no way Governor Voldemort could shunt some of that grow money to his wife or somehow bill Medicare for growing it.
 
2014-05-15 09:37:18 AM  

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: I don't want my kids injecting a single pot.  Not one!


Michelle Bachmann applauds your moral fibre ;)
 
2014-05-15 09:37:59 AM  

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2014-05-15 09:38:31 AM  

Notabunny: The old farts of today were hippies in the '60s and '70s. They'll be an easy customer base to reestablish.


Yeah but those hippies grew up into "We can't have fun anymore so fark you, Just Say NO!" adults.
 
2014-05-15 09:39:54 AM  

theorellior: Probably because there's no way Governor Voldemort could shunt some of that grow money to his wife or somehow bill Medicare for growing it.


Don't tarnish Voldemort's good name by comparing him to that creature.
 
2014-05-15 09:44:31 AM  
A Republican who hates the free market? You don't say. This is my shocked face. :|
 
2014-05-15 09:46:01 AM  
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2014-05-15 09:46:24 AM  
I get the odd sensation that this was taken completely out of context and he's not the raging idiot you guys think he is.  He said "Medical marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture" and that it will be grown "indoors in controlled conditions".

Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.  The reporter asked if he was against medical marijuana and got 2 sound bytes that sound stupid next to each other.
 
2014-05-15 09:48:14 AM  

mike_d85: Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.


How would that NOT be a boon for Florida agriculture, though? If many new businesses open up to grow weed, and employ lots of people who are either not currently employed or are underemployed, that would be BAD for Florida? Wouldn't a massive explosion of new industry be good?
 
2014-05-15 09:53:56 AM  

mike_d85: I get the odd sensation that this was taken completely out of context and he's not the raging idiot you guys think he is.  He said "Medical marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture" and that it will be grown "indoors in controlled conditions".

Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.  The reporter asked if he was against medical marijuana and got 2 sound bytes that sound stupid next to each other.


C'mon, this is Florida we're talking about here. It's relatively safe to assume he did mean it in the dumbest way possible.
 
2014-05-15 09:57:34 AM  
I bet you can score oxys or get your alcohol next to a dojo though, dojo though, dojo though
 
2014-05-15 09:58:13 AM  

untaken_name: mike_d85: Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.

How would that NOT be a boon for Florida agriculture, though? If many new businesses open up to grow weed, and employ lots of people who are either not currently employed or are underemployed, that would be BAD for Florida? Wouldn't a massive explosion of new industry be good?


Because invasive species have a knack for annihilating Florida and the costs associated with allowing the pot to grow in open fields would be extreme (stopping it from spreading and stopping theft from fields).  The costs to grow it in indoor hydroponic greenhouses is much more practical for the public, but very costly to the farmer and would take a huge swath out of the farmers who are able to get licensed AND put up the capital to start farms.  Meaning only a handful of already well funded farmers would reap the profits of pot farming.  Which are thin because of upfront capital costs.

Failing to contain the pot would saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.
 
2014-05-15 09:59:56 AM  

CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident


You sound high.
 
2014-05-15 10:07:40 AM  

mike_d85: Failing to contain the pot would saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.


Again, taking that business away from the Zetas would make it worthwhile.  The freaking FBI should be handing out plants to home gardeners for that alone.
 
2014-05-15 10:08:29 AM  

mike_d85: untaken_name: mike_d85: Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.

How would that NOT be a boon for Florida agriculture, though? If many new businesses open up to grow weed, and employ lots of people who are either not currently employed or are underemployed, that would be BAD for Florida? Wouldn't a massive explosion of new industry be good?

Because invasive species have a knack for annihilating Florida and the costs associated with allowing the pot to grow in open fields would be extreme (stopping it from spreading and stopping theft from fields).  The costs to grow it in indoor hydroponic greenhouses is much more practical for the public, but very costly to the farmer and would take a huge swath out of the farmers who are able to get licensed AND put up the capital to start farms.  Meaning only a handful of already well funded farmers would reap the profits of pot farming.  Which are thin because of upfront capital costs.

Failing to contain the pot would saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.


Yeah um...that's not really the way weed works, bro. It's already growing in Florida. If it were going to take over, it would have taken over the entire world by now, since it is currently growing in every state in the US and just about every country in the world. But nice fear-mongering over fact, though. Well done.
 
2014-05-15 10:08:41 AM  

theorellior: Probably because there's no way Governor Voldemort could shunt some of that grow money to his wife or somehow bill Medicare for growing it.


With any luck Scott will be thrown out on his ass in favor of Charlie Crist this November.  Crist has spent time working for one of Florida's biggest law firms, and the head attorney there, John Morgan, has been a big marijuana legalization advocate.
 
2014-05-15 10:12:17 AM  

moothemagiccow: But beer and tobacco are fine. The govt-run liquor stores here in NC are generally a stone's throw from gymnastics and karate schools, parks and neighborhoods are named Tobacco this and Tobacco that and no one gives a shiat.


Well duh...that's why NC and other progressive, Libertarian leaning states like yours are leading the charge to liberalize cannabis laws. It's just another plant the hardworking farmers of NC can grow organically and sell to willing mature adult customers. That's all.

North Carolina? No...we're talking about Northern California, right? :^)
 
2014-05-15 10:16:57 AM  

mike_d85: I get the odd sensation that this was taken completely out of context and he's not the raging idiot you guys think he is.  He said "Medical marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture" and that it will be grown "indoors in controlled conditions".

Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.  The reporter asked if he was against medical marijuana and got 2 sound bytes that sound stupid next to each other.


As anyone who's ever met him knows, he is far from a raging idiot.  The question was whether or not growing marijuana could economically offset for some of the serious losses the state is about to take due to citrus greening.
 
2014-05-15 10:24:17 AM  
Anybody else think that legalized hemp growing is going to turn out to be a big meh? I mean, it'll probably be a viable crop, but not profitable enough to really take off. Kind of like bamboo.
 
2014-05-15 10:28:06 AM  

untaken_name: mike_d85: untaken_name: mike_d85: Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.

How would that NOT be a boon for Florida agriculture, though? If many new businesses open up to grow weed, and employ lots of people who are either not currently employed or are underemployed, that would be BAD for Florida? Wouldn't a massive explosion of new industry be good?

Because invasive species have a knack for annihilating Florida and the costs associated with allowing the pot to grow in open fields would be extreme (stopping it from spreading and stopping theft from fields).  The costs to grow it in indoor hydroponic greenhouses is much more practical for the public, but very costly to the farmer and would take a huge swath out of the farmers who are able to get licensed AND put up the capital to start farms.  Meaning only a handful of already well funded farmers would reap the profits of pot farming.  Which are thin because of upfront capital costs.

Failing to contain the pot would saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.

Yeah um...that's not really the way weed works, bro. It's already growing in Florida. If it were going to take over, it would have taken over the entire world by now, since it is currently growing in every state in the US and just about every country in the world. But nice fear-mongering over fact, though. Well done.


http://www.cabi.org/isc/datasheet/14497
 
2014-05-15 10:38:22 AM  

untaken_name: A Republican who hates the free market? You don't say. This is my shocked face. :|


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2014-05-15 10:40:43 AM  

mike_d85: untaken_name: mike_d85: Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.

How would that NOT be a boon for Florida agriculture, though? If many new businesses open up to grow weed, and employ lots of people who are either not currently employed or are underemployed, that would be BAD for Florida? Wouldn't a massive explosion of new industry be good?

Because invasive species have a knack for annihilating Florida and the costs associated with allowing the pot to grow in open fields would be extreme (stopping it from spreading and stopping theft from fields).  The costs to grow it in indoor hydroponic greenhouses is much more practical for the public, but very costly to the farmer and would take a huge swath out of the farmers who are able to get licensed AND put up the capital to start farms.  Meaning only a handful of already well funded farmers would reap the profits of pot farming.  Which are thin because of upfront capital costs.

Failing to contain the pot would  saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.


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2014-05-15 10:41:17 AM  
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Marijuana. Not even once.
 
2014-05-15 10:57:38 AM  
Big Marijuana disagrees
 
2014-05-15 11:01:54 AM  

LazyMedia: Anybody else think that legalized hemp growing is going to turn out to be a big meh? I mean, it'll probably be a viable crop, but not profitable enough to really take off. Kind of like bamboo.


Do you know many potheads? I am one, trust me, it will be huge once its fully legalized. Think about the wine market. In Cali, its a billion dollar industry. I think pot will be the same (and I can't wait!).
 
2014-05-15 11:02:57 AM  

mongbiohazard: mike_d85: I get the odd sensation that this was taken completely out of context and he's not the raging idiot you guys think he is.  He said "Medical marijuana is not a boon for Florida agriculture" and that it will be grown "indoors in controlled conditions".

Methinks he was telling a reporter how marijuana could turn into a raging Kuzu beast armed with pythons.  The reporter asked if he was against medical marijuana and got 2 sound bytes that sound stupid next to each other.

C'mon, this is Florida we're talking about here. It's relatively safe to assume he did mean it in the dumbest way possible.


I am a Floridian and as a tree hugger I've been following this guy for a while since there's a good chance he will be governor. For a conservative he's about as good as you could possibly want. He takes environmental threats seriously, does a great job of confronting agricultural problems and is continuously promoting the "Fresh from Florida" Ag. program. He's not perfect but he is a long way from a raving lunatic.
 
2014-05-15 11:06:24 AM  
Nobody grows the pots outdoors anymore.

It's too likely to be fertilized and mad useless by hemp plants in the area, whose pollen can travel for miles.
 
2014-05-15 11:17:12 AM  

CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident


Dude, it's Thursday. Put the bong down and GO TO WORK!!!
 
2014-05-15 11:18:15 AM  
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2014-05-15 11:34:28 AM  

CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident


Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker
 
2014-05-15 11:52:31 AM  
My only problem is I'm pretty sure adult swim wouldn't exist except for weed so the whole thing is a toss up.
 
2014-05-15 11:59:18 AM  
In Michigan, all the dispensaries are in the seedier parts of the city.

The hydroponics shops are all in the country-side of the towns.


trappedspirit: My only problem is I'm pretty sure adult swim wouldn't exist except for weed so the whole thing is a toss up.


I never got high in my life, and I LOVE The Venture Bros. -- It's the best show, ever. I also like Robot Chicken, Space Ghost Coast to Coast, the Brak Show, AquaTeen shows, and others.

However, Tim & Eric shows MUST require copious amounts of drugs.
 
2014-05-15 12:21:20 PM  
Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man.
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2014-05-15 12:28:14 PM  

FTDA: kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Don't forget that you can buy alcohol and cigarettes in CVS and Walgreens.


Don't forget that Rite Aid announced in Feb that would cease all sales of tobacco products by October...
 
2014-05-15 12:30:41 PM  

theflatline: FTDA: kronicfeld: Putnam opposes the proposed constitutional amendment on medical marijuana on the Nov. 4 ballot, but acknowledged that polling shows passage is likely.
If that happens, he said he wants enough to avoid "a pot shop on every corner next to gymnastics studios and tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Once again, a concern that makes no rational sense in a world where grocery stores sell beer and wine two aisles away from candy, and where liquor stores populate strip malls containing the very same "tae kwon do studios where our kids are."

Don't forget that you can buy alcohol and cigarettes in CVS and Walgreens.

Don't forget that Rite Aid announced in Feb that would cease all sales of tobacco products by October...


I meant CVS.
 
2014-05-15 12:35:48 PM  

raerae1980: LazyMedia: Anybody else think that legalized hemp growing is going to turn out to be a big meh? I mean, it'll probably be a viable crop, but not profitable enough to really take off. Kind of like bamboo.

Do you know many potheads? I am one, trust me, it will be huge once its fully legalized. Think about the wine market. In Cali, its a billion dollar industry. I think pot will be the same (and I can't wait!).


LazyMedia was talking about hemp, not pot.
 
2014-05-15 12:36:42 PM  

Stone Meadow: CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident

Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker


Employers still have the ability to set policies prohibiting use and testing to enforce. So if a department forbids it - and they probably all do - then no.
 
2014-05-15 12:41:05 PM  
I appreciate that he used the term "is not".  Not the term "will not be".  Buddy, when it's legal, it will be and it will be defacto accomplished.
 
2014-05-15 01:35:38 PM  

Skirl Hutsenreiter: Stone Meadow: CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident

Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker

Employers still have the ability to set policies prohibiting use and testing to enforce. So if a department forbids it - and they probably all do - then no.


Yes, same here in California. I should have been clear that I was asking if there was an LEO policy written into the law.
 
2014-05-15 01:37:53 PM  
Without nuclear power, Florida will be "virtually entirely dependent on natural gas." If a hurricane disrupts a transfer station on a gas pipeline "and it goes down for three days, we're in the dark. And that is a very vulnerable position to be in."

Nope, nothing could go wrong with a nuclear plant in the middle of a category 5 hurricane and mass flooding, no sirree bob!
 
2014-05-15 02:24:49 PM  

raerae1980: LazyMedia: Anybody else think that legalized hemp growing is going to turn out to be a big meh? I mean, it'll probably be a viable crop, but not profitable enough to really take off. Kind of like bamboo.

Do you know many potheads? I am one, trust me, it will be huge once its fully legalized. Think about the wine market. In Cali, its a billion dollar industry. I think pot will be the same (and I can't wait!).


Not pot, hemp. The stuff they make the uncomfortable clothes out of.
 
2014-05-15 03:27:12 PM  

untaken_name: mike_d85: Because invasive species have a knack for annihilating Florida and the costs associated with allowing the pot to grow in open fields would be extreme (stopping it from spreading and stopping theft from fields).  The costs to grow it in indoor hydroponic greenhouses is much more practical for the public, but very costly to the farmer and would take a huge swath out of the farmers who are able to get licensed AND put up the capital to start farms.  Meaning only a handful of already well funded farmers would reap the profits of pot farming.  Which are thin because of upfront capital costs.

Failing to contain the pot would saturate the market and create an uncontrollable supply of illegal, wild, untaxed, not profitable to anyone pot to the public.

Yeah um...that's not really the way weed works, bro. It's already growing in Florida. If it were going to take over, it would have taken over the entire world by now, since it is currently growing in every state in the US and just about every country in the world. But nice fear-mongering over fact, though. Well done.


I prefer to think of it as a colorful narrative.  And you KNOW security would be an issue with the farms.  I mean c'mon... a field of pot?
 
2014-05-15 03:33:52 PM  
Watching politicians squirm as they are forced to do an about face on weed regulation(s) is a beautiful thing.

I always wondered what it would be like to speak and not relate to or believe one thing that comes out of my mouth.
 
2014-05-15 04:07:55 PM  
I'm sure the reason they want it indoors is for "control and security". So random kids can't jump a fence snip some buds and make a run for it.

I'm sure to be a "legal" grower the requirements will be so high and the security you'd have to provide so great, no one but big pharma will be able to do it.

Multiple chain link fences. armed security. freedom to inspect/raid any time. plant DNA finger printing. must be 47 miles from a school. armored cars required for transportation. I'm sure they'll find ways to make it even more insane that that.
 
2014-05-15 04:11:46 PM  

LazyMedia: raerae1980: LazyMedia: Anybody else think that legalized hemp growing is going to turn out to be a big meh? I mean, it'll probably be a viable crop, but not profitable enough to really take off. Kind of like bamboo.

Do you know many potheads? I am one, trust me, it will be huge once its fully legalized. Think about the wine market. In Cali, its a billion dollar industry. I think pot will be the same (and I can't wait!).

Not pot, hemp. The stuff they make the uncomfortable clothes out of.


It's only uncomfortable because the kind of people who want hemp clothes also don't want their clothes treated with 'chemicals'.  They eventually get softer via washing and wearing.

They import hemp from saner countries as it is so there will be a small market at least.
 
2014-05-15 05:04:28 PM  

Stone Meadow: Skirl Hutsenreiter: Stone Meadow: CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident

Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker

Employers still have the ability to set policies prohibiting use and testing to enforce. So if a department forbids it - and they probably all do - then no.

Yes, same here in California. I should have been clear that I was asking if there was an LEO policy written into the law.


Nope.  There's nothing in Amendment 64 that mentions LEOs or any other profession specifically.

It's technically possible the legislature has done so since then, but I seriously doubt it.  It's not like there's a prohibition against showing up to work drunk as an LEO in the statute either.  Why try to carve a bunch of specific stuff into state law that really belongs in employment contracts and departmental policies?
 
2014-05-15 08:29:05 PM  

aseras: I'm sure the reason they want it indoors is for "control and security". So random kids can't jump a fence snip some buds and make a run for it.

I'm sure to be a "legal" grower the requirements will be so high and the security you'd have to provide so great, no one but big pharma will be able to do it.

Multiple chain link fences. armed security. freedom to inspect/raid any time. plant DNA finger printing. must be 47 miles from a school. armored cars required for transportation. I'm sure they'll find ways to make it even more insane that that.


It is even more insane (at least for the moment). Florida has been divided into 5 regions: Panhandle, North, Central, and SE & SW. Each Region can have ONE nursery (for a total of 5 statewide) and that nursery will be selected from a list of places that are in good standing AND have been in continuous business for the past 30 years.

And then things get stupid....


/forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown Florida
 
2014-05-16 12:33:34 AM  

orclover: [i2.kym-cdn.com image 394x495]


Is it just me, or does that mother look like she has her arm tied off?
 
2014-05-16 03:34:18 AM  

Stone Meadow: CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident

Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker


No. As long as it's still against federal law, we can't touch the stuff. No law against it, but it comes under our departmental directives that prohibit us from violating any federal, state of municipal laws.
 
2014-05-16 09:50:11 AM  

CruiserTwelve: Stone Meadow: CruiserTwelve: There are still states debating medical marijuana?

/Colorado resident

Are active duty LEOs permitted recreational cannabis in Colorado? Serious question...not snark.

/my LEAP membership is current
//non-toker

No. As long as it's still against federal law, we can't touch the stuff. No law against it, but it comes under our departmental directives that prohibit us from violating any federal, state of municipal laws.


Got it...thanks. That's what I expected, but haven't seen the issue directly addressed in what I've read.
 
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