Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.
vudukungfu: Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.I have a pal who is a chef and they have been trying to cut down on getting high at work.He was confiscating pipes and bongs and giving them to me and other friends because the stoners couldn't take a farking break at work from shmoking the nug.So I made him a spread sheet showing how much you earn goes in here, and how much your weed costs goes in here, and this is how much you can save by not smoking at work.Only when the math was done and they realized how much more weed they would have after work (Stoner math) did they relent.I figured out years ago, you don't want to waste weed at work, because work is where you get paid to learn things. It's a better than free, and profitable education. If you are the one guy who isn't stoned, then you are the one guy who is on top of the kitchen at all times.Have a toke when you get home, like it was a martini, but don't contract fraking black lung while pissing away your paycheck while on the clock. That's like pissing into the wind.
Warmnight: Bleh dailystar
ABQGOD: Why do customers always insist on calling the police and the media? Keep the free drugs for yourself and shut up.
Dreyelle: in 2005 college senior Lauren Coleman found a USED PLASTER concealed within her French fries.what is a "used plaster"?
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