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(Daily Star)   Couple given double cheeseburgers laced with marijuana at McDonald's, return to ask for more fries   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 24
    More: Weird, McDonald, cheeseburgers, Todd Haley, marijuana  
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3158 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 10:56 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-15 09:02:23 AM  
Happy Hippie Meal?
 
2014-05-15 09:53:16 AM  
They're lovin' it?
 
2014-05-15 10:58:57 AM  
Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.
 
2014-05-15 10:59:11 AM  
pbs.twimg.com
 
2014-05-15 10:59:57 AM  
I am guessing that they put it there themselves.  No one who earns $9 a hour working at McDonald's wastes their weed on randoms.
 
2014-05-15 11:01:20 AM  
Like we haven't seen this shiat before

www.businesspundit.com
 
2014-05-15 11:02:19 AM  

Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2014-05-15 11:09:01 AM  

Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.


Pretty much this.  Weed is way to expensive to give it to a random stranger.
 
2014-05-15 11:09:10 AM  
What's the secret menu name for this burger? I might need to order one or two, you know, for science.
 
2014-05-15 11:09:11 AM  
Who would bother putting it on their burger, unless they grill it with the green on there, its gonna be pointless in terms of having any effect....or so I'm told.
 
2014-05-15 11:09:38 AM  
Bleh dailystar
 
2014-05-15 11:10:02 AM  
Why can't I ever meet these random people who give away their pot to strangers?

Why, I'm starting to think they're as rare as the sexy twins who move in next door and want me to help them learn the ways of love.
 
2014-05-15 11:15:13 AM  
Why do customers always insist on calling the police and the media? Keep the free drugs for yourself and shut up.
 
2014-05-15 11:21:32 AM  

Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.


I have a pal who is a chef and they have been trying to cut down on getting high at work.
He was confiscating pipes and bongs and giving them to me and other friends because the stoners couldn't take a farking break at work from shmoking the nug.
So I made him a spread sheet showing how much you earn goes in here, and how much your weed costs goes in here, and this is how much you can save by not smoking at work.
Only when the math was done and they realized how much more weed they would have after work (Stoner math) did they relent.

I figured out years ago, you don't want to waste weed at work, because work is where you get paid to learn things. It's a better than free, and profitable education. If you are the one guy who isn't stoned, then you are the one guy who is on top of the kitchen at all times.
Have a toke when you get home, like it was a martini, but don't contract fraking black lung while pissing away your paycheck while on the clock. That's like pissing into the wind.
 
2014-05-15 11:28:09 AM  

vudukungfu: Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.

I have a pal who is a chef and they have been trying to cut down on getting high at work.
He was confiscating pipes and bongs and giving them to me and other friends because the stoners couldn't take a farking break at work from shmoking the nug.
So I made him a spread sheet showing how much you earn goes in here, and how much your weed costs goes in here, and this is how much you can save by not smoking at work.
Only when the math was done and they realized how much more weed they would have after work (Stoner math) did they relent.

I figured out years ago, you don't want to waste weed at work, because work is where you get paid to learn things. It's a better than free, and profitable education. If you are the one guy who isn't stoned, then you are the one guy who is on top of the kitchen at all times.
Have a toke when you get home, like it was a martini, but don't contract fraking black lung while pissing away your paycheck while on the clock. That's like pissing into the wind.


Well you sucked the fun right out of this thread, dude. Spark-em if ya got-em.
 
2014-05-15 11:40:53 AM  

Warmnight: Bleh dailystar


Why does this even exist? It's not a news site.
 
2014-05-15 11:55:05 AM  

ABQGOD: Why do customers always insist on calling the police and the media? Keep the free drugs for yourself and shut up.


I'm betting that happens far more often than calling the police.  Even if it looked shiatty or tainted or if I couldn't use it I would just flush it.
 
2014-05-15 12:13:51 PM  
It was the all new Double Cheeba Burger with a side of fried
 
2014-05-15 12:52:51 PM  
I guess "Super-size me" was a bad choice of code-words for dealing drugs at Micky D's.
 
2014-05-15 01:01:35 PM  
Tripy, man.
 
2014-05-15 02:23:22 PM  
in 2005 college senior Lauren Coleman found a  USED PLASTER concealed within her French fries.


what is a "used plaster"?
 
2014-05-15 02:28:16 PM  

vudukungfu: Your Black Muslim Credit Union: Yeah I'm gonna say fake. No stoner making min wage is gonna give weed away in a burger.

I have a pal who is a chef and they have been trying to cut down on getting high at work.
He was confiscating pipes and bongs and giving them to me and other friends because the stoners couldn't take a farking break at work from shmoking the nug.
So I made him a spread sheet showing how much you earn goes in here, and how much your weed costs goes in here, and this is how much you can save by not smoking at work.
Only when the math was done and they realized how much more weed they would have after work (Stoner math) did they relent.

I figured out years ago, you don't want to waste weed at work, because work is where you get paid to learn things. It's a better than free, and profitable education. If you are the one guy who isn't stoned, then you are the one guy who is on top of the kitchen at all times.
Have a toke when you get home, like it was a martini, but don't contract fraking black lung while pissing away your paycheck while on the clock. That's like pissing into the wind.


Don't have to be so serious but yea, I agree. You have to run your life like a business, costs vs. profit, if you're smoking while at work you're easily doubling or tripling your weed consumption and also, your weed cost. Work isn't a fun place to be high anyways, its better just to wait to smoke at home. That first smoke of the day is always stronger too, I don't see a point wasting that on work.
 
2014-05-15 03:32:36 PM  

Dreyelle: in 2005 college senior Lauren Coleman found a  USED PLASTER concealed within her French fries.


what is a "used plaster"?


A used band-aid in Brit-speak.
 
2014-05-15 03:56:55 PM  
Little known fact, this is the only time in history that weed made anything taste better.
 
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