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(News.com.au)   "You were conceived on an IKEA bed"   (news.com.au) divider line 42
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2014-05-15 05:06:26 AM  
Place tab A into slot B.
 
2014-05-15 06:46:51 AM  
...and that's how you got the name Allen
 
2014-05-15 08:08:51 AM  
(holds tongue)

But I was born on a pirate ship
 
2014-05-15 08:15:19 AM  
Rekt
 
2014-05-15 08:55:49 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 08:56:34 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x1308]


Jesus...I was just about to post if someone could Photoshop a dumpster in there....
 
2014-05-15 08:57:28 AM  
LOL that's why European ads are awesome.
 
2014-05-15 08:59:06 AM  
That would explain why I come in large boxes and why I usually end up with a piece that I didn't want or need.
 
2014-05-15 08:59:21 AM  

Langston: ...and that's how you got the name Allen


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 08:59:44 AM  
"No honey, I don't care if that's where the special moment happened, we're not gonna go steal that port-a-potty as a keepsake"
 
2014-05-15 09:00:25 AM  

CJHardin: That would explain why I come in large boxes and why I usually end up with a piece that I didn't want or need.


Clap clap
 
2014-05-15 09:06:23 AM  

Skarekrough: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x1308]

Jesus...I was just about to post if someone could Photoshop a dumpster in there....


A Camaro would also work well.
 
2014-05-15 09:12:37 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Skarekrough: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x1308]

Jesus...I was just about to post if someone could Photoshop a dumpster in there....

A Camaro would also work well.


missing kitchen counters, tables, and bondage gear...
 
2014-05-15 09:13:43 AM  
A young boy comes up to his father on the reservation.

Boy
: Father, why is my sister named Green Meadow?

Father: Because that is where she was concieved, my son.

Boy: Well how about about my other sister Hidden Waterfalls?

Father: The same reason. What is troubling you Backseat of Camaro?
 
2014-05-15 09:19:12 AM  
In German "Wanna come to my place? I'd like to show you my Lekvik bed", is the least subtle pick-up line possible.
 
2014-05-15 09:21:18 AM  

Kit Fister: missing kitchen counters, tables, and bondage gear...



You didn't RTFA, I see.

First one has a table, the next has a washing machine, and the last one has a kitchen sink. They are also mentioned in the text.
 
2014-05-15 09:36:13 AM  
Well this takes "sex sells" to a whole new, creepy level.
 
2014-05-15 09:40:44 AM  

Jim from Saint Paul: A young boy comes up to his father on the reservation.

Boy: Father, why is my sister named Green Meadow?

Father: Because that is where she was concieved, my son.

Boy: Well how about about my other sister Hidden Waterfalls?

Father: The same reason. What is troubling you Backseat of Camaro Timmy?


Sex Cauldron look wrong on the birth certificate
 
2014-05-15 09:42:19 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Skarekrough: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [img.fark.net image 850x1308]

Jesus...I was just about to post if someone could Photoshop a dumpster in there....

A Camaro would also work well.


Or El Camino with astro-turf.
 
2014-05-15 09:53:15 AM  
Ikea has announced the release a Smorgasbord model with a soft concussion-resistant headboard in order to cash in on your mom's non-stop buffet of hot penile meats.
 
2014-05-15 09:54:18 AM  
Is there anyone under the age of 25 that wasn't?
 
2014-05-15 10:03:33 AM  
No 70's van with shag carpeting?
No muddy Woodstock blanket?
No haystacks?
 
2014-05-15 10:09:51 AM  

WyDave: No 70's van with shag carpeting?
No muddy Woodstock blanket?
No haystacks?


Those aren't sold by Ikea, while the others are...
 
2014-05-15 10:11:29 AM  
I was born in August. August 21st, to be exact. So my parents banged sometime around Christmas. That's all that I care to know.
 
2014-05-15 10:17:35 AM  

brap: Ikea has announced the release a Smorgasbord model with a soft concussion-resistant headboard in order to cash in on your mom's non-stop buffet of hot penile meats.


A-HEEENNGG! A-HEEENNGG!

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media.giphy.com
 
2014-05-15 10:29:37 AM  
And in Aisle 3 you might want to pick up one of our SPOOGE mattress covers.  Only $10, reduced from last year's price.
 
2014-05-15 10:49:44 AM  
beanbag in the back of a station-wagon at the drive-in?
under a blanket of course
 
GBB
2014-05-15 10:55:20 AM  
Wife is 13 weeks along and we were on a Malm, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies....
 
2014-05-15 10:55:28 AM  
That was pretty awesome.
 
2014-05-15 11:03:01 AM  
"Some assembly required"
 
2014-05-15 11:03:22 AM  

Langston: ...and that's how you got the name Allen


i124.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 11:28:17 AM  
I noticed a lack of bathtubs and showers. They always show it in the movies but it doesn't work. I'd rather do it on a garage floor.
 
2014-05-15 11:44:26 AM  
these kids should be named Plugli and such
 
2014-05-15 12:28:35 PM  
Just like the bed, some assembly was required.
 
2014-05-15 01:04:15 PM  
I was conceived on the couch in my grandparents living-room -- while they were sleeping upstairs.

/true story.
//"sleeping"
 
2014-05-15 03:58:56 PM  
Where's the heartwarming picture of a stack of dirty magazines and a turkey baster?
 
2014-05-15 06:23:13 PM  

Anastacya: I was born in August. August 21st, to be exact. So my parents banged sometime around Christmas. That's all that I care to know.


We're you premature? Because that's only 8 months.
Now the friend whose birthday is September 25, on the other hand...
 
2014-05-15 06:56:38 PM  

WyDave: Anastacya: I was born in August. August 21st, to be exact. So my parents banged sometime around Christmas. That's all that I care to know.

We're you premature? Because that's only 8 months.
Now the friend whose birthday is September 25, on the other hand...


No, I must just be retarded. I miscounted, lol!
 
2014-05-15 09:11:02 PM  

Principal Clarinet: Place tab A into slot B.


not enough credit for this post.
 
2014-05-15 10:40:48 PM  
I sleep on an Ikea mattress, so I'm getting a kick....

/one of the Sultan memory foam models, over a slat base - actually quite comfy
 
2014-05-15 11:19:40 PM  

Anastacya: WyDave: Anastacya: I was born in August. August 21st, to be exact. So my parents banged sometime around Christmas. That's all that I care to know.

We're you premature? Because that's only 8 months.
Now the friend whose birthday is September 25, on the other hand...

No, I must just be retarded. I miscounted, lol!


Must.not.make.joke.about.sausage.stuffing.at.Thanksgiving.
 
2014-05-16 05:34:42 AM  
img.fark.net
Figured it could go a little further.

/.......at work, only have paint.
 
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