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(SeattlePI)   Teen charged with bong attack, murdering a plate of cookies, really harshing everyone's mellow, man   (seattlepi.com) divider line 17
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2014-05-15 10:32:56 AM  
Billy Bong Thornton?
 
2014-05-15 10:33:50 AM  
Holy crap. That escalated quickly. Glad they got caught.
 
2014-05-15 10:40:36 AM  
those chicks were ready to rock, stun guns, pepper spray and bong-chuks
 
2014-05-15 10:50:51 AM  
and Funyuns man . . .
 
2014-05-15 10:53:18 AM  
Total bummer...dude!!!!!
 
2014-05-15 10:54:24 AM  

RoyHobbs22: and Funyuns man . . .


Hey girl, ya hungry?
 
2014-05-15 10:54:44 AM  
I'm glad to be well past the teen years, but I can't help thinking that it would have been awesome to date these girls.  I mean, I'd have been scared as shiat the whole time, but hypothetical future me would have some seriously whacked out stories to tell.  It would make a great sit com: "How I Met The Woman You Should Thank The Lord Didn't End Up Being Your Mother."  Every episode would start with me saying things like "Kids, see this scar?" or "Kids, you know how I'm not allowed within 250 feet of your school?"
 
2014-05-15 10:56:11 AM  

RoyHobbs22: and Funyuns man . . .


Them ain't yo Funyuns!  Thems Foxxy Funyuns!

/Obscure?
 
2014-05-15 11:25:59 AM  
www.acting-man.com
 
2014-05-15 11:27:19 AM  
You never throw a bong, kid. She won't be able to act like that once the lion arrives.
 
2014-05-15 11:36:40 AM  
www.ma-mags.com

"I had nothing to do with that."
 
2014-05-15 11:43:55 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 12:04:26 PM  
"...shoplifting Crown Royal whisky...from a Safeway store..."

You know how stupid people always say "kids will be kids?" This is what kids do nowadays. That and molly.

/reasons we don't allow booze in supermarkets in MA?
 
2014-05-15 01:00:42 PM  
images.zap2it.com
 
2014-05-15 01:02:45 PM  
Tripy Burger is the name of my new garage band.
 
2014-05-15 02:19:29 PM  
Wonder what kind of noise is made when somebody is hit with a bong....
 
2014-05-15 04:36:16 PM  

MadMonk: Wonder what kind of noise is made when somebody is hit with a bong....


"Ow" in the key of G-sharp.
 
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