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(YouTube)   What was it like to be on the second floor of that Maryland news station yesterday, when an emotionally disturbed guy decided to steal a truck and use it to redecorate the building lobby? Well, here's someone's cell phone video of it   (youtube.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-15 12:05:01 PM
Who hasn't wanted to be on the news?
 
2014-05-15 01:19:57 PM
Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.
 
2014-05-15 01:23:29 PM
Is standing above the carnage REALLY the best place to be when a looney toon is Wile E Coyote-ing the lobby?
 
2014-05-15 01:43:09 PM
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"
 
2014-05-15 01:59:42 PM
WOO! Finally a video that's not vertical, doesn't stop just when the action is getting good, and doesn't have inane screaming or redneck commentary!
Charles.
 
2014-05-15 02:02:10 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.


I'm thinking a news reporter stayed behind.

At least it wasn't a vertical video.

/used to have big ass flower pots in fron of the station I worked at...of course, my control room was RIGHT NEXT TO THE EFFING LOBBY!

//meh, seems safe enough
 
2014-05-15 02:03:31 PM
That poor bastard who owns the truck. Looked like there was a ton of personal belongings in it. And on it.
 
2014-05-15 02:04:55 PM

AFKobel: Is standing above the carnage REALLY the best place to be when a looney toon is Wile E Coyote-ing the lobby?


No kidding.  "Gee, this guy is really doing a number on the building.  Think I'll stand RIGHT OVER THE STRUCTURE HE'S TAKING OUT."

To say nothing of the fact that the guy in the truck could be armed or have an explosive or something.

I guess self-preservation is sometimes set aside in the course of a journalist's work, but yeesh.
 
2014-05-15 02:06:57 PM

NightSteel: AFKobel: Is standing above the carnage REALLY the best place to be when a looney toon is Wile E Coyote-ing the lobby?

No kidding.  "Gee, this guy is really doing a number on the building.  Think I'll stand RIGHT OVER THE STRUCTURE HE'S TAKING OUT."

To say nothing of the fact that the guy in the truck could be armed or have an explosive or something.

I guess self-preservation is sometimes set aside in the course of a journalist's work, but yeesh.


I'll grant you that line of reasoning.  But after this goes hard left for the reporter, is anyone going to say during the eulogy "He gave his life to bring such an important story to the masses...."?
 
2014-05-15 02:07:33 PM
"No one was injured in the attack. While police said they don't have a motive, police documents released Wednesday said Baptiste believed that by entering the station he could close a portal to alternate universes."

What's your frequency, Kenneth?
 
2014-05-15 02:45:34 PM

Big Ramifications: What's your frequency, Kenneth?


60 kHz

Very timely, too.
 
2014-05-15 03:07:52 PM

SansNeural: Big Ramifications: What's your frequency, Kenneth?

60 kHz

Very timely, too.


Damn, I got the quote wrong. Both the song lyrics AND from the actual attack. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_the_Frequency,_Kenneth
 
2014-05-15 03:18:36 PM

Big Ramifications: SansNeural: Big Ramifications: What's your frequency, Kenneth?

60 kHz

Very timely, too.

Damn, I got the quote wrong. Both the song lyrics AND from the actual attack. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_the_Frequency,_Kenneth


Excellent linking as well.
 
2014-05-15 04:00:23 PM

Big Ramifications: "No one was injured in the attack. While police said they don't have a motive, police documents released Wednesday said Baptiste believed that by entering the station he could close a portal to alternate universes."

What's your frequency, Kenneth?


Damn resistance never leave their cars to hack a portal.
 
2014-05-15 04:04:59 PM

AFKobel: Big Ramifications: SansNeural: Big Ramifications: What's your frequency, Kenneth?

60 kHz

Very timely, too.

Damn, I got the quote wrong. Both the song lyrics AND from the actual attack. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What's_the_Frequency,_Kenneth

Excellent linking as well.


Lick my balls. img.fark.net

If you click on the right hand side of the address the link works fine. Strange. I definitely selected the whole addy.
 
2014-05-15 05:15:58 PM

AFKobel: Is standing above the carnage REALLY the best place to be when a looney toon is Wile E Coyote-ing the lobby?


And for that, we thank you.
 
2014-05-15 05:52:52 PM
Apparently the station broke into "24" to let him know that there was light rain in the area, and he had enough.
 
2014-05-15 07:29:12 PM
Those graphics were amazing.
 
2014-05-15 08:27:06 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.


IT'S A TELEVISION STATION, YOU DUMB SONOFAbiatch! THE PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR CRAP LIKE THIS, AND IT CAME TO THEIR FRONT GODDAMN DOOR!

MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTOGRAPHER AND REPORTER OFF THEIR DEAD ASS TO GO TALK TO THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER DOG, AND YOU biatch BECAUSE THEY MANAGE TO GET FOOTAGE OF THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK IN THEIR GODDAMN LOBBY?

\goddamnit, i'm seeing stars
\\where's my f'ing blood pressure medicine
 
2014-05-15 08:28:28 PM

SansNeural: Big Ramifications: What's your frequency, Kenneth?

60 kHz

Very timely, too.


59.94, actually.
 
2014-05-15 08:29:51 PM

wichitaleaf: Apparently the station broke into "24" to let him know that there was light rain in the area, and he had enough.


media0.giphy.com

\greetings from Sunny Wichita
 
2014-05-15 11:55:09 PM

ChopperCharles: WOO! Finally a video that's not vertical, doesn't stop just when the action is getting good, and doesn't have inane screaming or redneck commentary!
Charles.


Gotta go with this.
 
2014-05-16 12:19:38 AM

Empty H: ChopperCharles: WOO! Finally a video that's not vertical, doesn't stop just when the action is getting good, and doesn't have inane screaming or redneck commentary!
Charles.

Gotta go with this.


Thirded - whoever took this video had some serious brass, and I appreciate it.
 
2014-05-16 10:10:26 AM

CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.

IT'S A TELEVISION STATION, YOU DUMB SONOFAbiatch! THE PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR CRAP LIKE THIS, AND IT CAME TO THEIR FRONT GODDAMN DOOR!

MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTOGRAPHER AND REPORTER OFF THEIR DEAD ASS TO GO TALK TO THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER DOG, AND YOU biatch BECAUSE THEY MANAGE TO GET FOOTAGE OF THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK IN THEIR GODDAMN LOBBY?

\goddamnit, i'm seeing stars
\\where's my f'ing blood pressure medicine


Feel better?
 
2014-05-16 01:13:20 PM

Jim from Saint Paul: CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.

IT'S A TELEVISION STATION, YOU DUMB SONOFAbiatch! THE PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR CRAP LIKE THIS, AND IT CAME TO THEIR FRONT GODDAMN DOOR!

MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTOGRAPHER AND REPORTER OFF THEIR DEAD ASS TO GO TALK TO THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER DOG, AND YOU biatch BECAUSE THEY MANAGE TO GET FOOTAGE OF THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK IN THEIR GODDAMN LOBBY?

\goddamnit, i'm seeing stars
\\where's my f'ing blood pressure medicine

Feel better?


My blood pressure will eventually drop.

Feel any smarter?
 
2014-05-16 01:14:20 PM

CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.

IT'S A TELEVISION STATION, YOU DUMB SONOFAbiatch! THE PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR CRAP LIKE THIS, AND IT CAME TO THEIR FRONT GODDAMN DOOR!

MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTOGRAPHER AND REPORTER OFF THEIR DEAD ASS TO GO TALK TO THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER DOG, AND YOU biatch BECAUSE THEY MANAGE TO GET FOOTAGE OF THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK IN THEIR GODDAMN LOBBY?

\goddamnit, i'm seeing stars
\\where's my f'ing blood pressure medicine

Feel better?

My blood pressure will eventually drop.

Feel any smarter?


Bah. Nevermind.
 
2014-05-16 01:32:14 PM

CheapEngineer: CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: CheapEngineer: Jim from Saint Paul: Right. Psycho Killer is breaking into your place of work and you're all MUST VIDEO THIS.

People are stupid.

IT'S A TELEVISION STATION, YOU DUMB SONOFAbiatch! THE PLACE IS FULL OF PEOPLE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR CRAP LIKE THIS, AND IT CAME TO THEIR FRONT GODDAMN DOOR!

MOST OF THE TIME YOU CAN'T GET A PHOTOGRAPHER AND REPORTER OFF THEIR DEAD ASS TO GO TALK TO THE WOMAN WHO LOST HER DOG, AND YOU biatch BECAUSE THEY MANAGE TO GET FOOTAGE OF THE BIG STORY OF THE WEEK IN THEIR GODDAMN LOBBY?

\goddamnit, i'm seeing stars
\\where's my f'ing blood pressure medicine

Feel better?

My blood pressure will eventually drop.

Feel any smarter?

Bah. Nevermind.


NO. THIS INTERNET FIGHT MUST CONTINUE.

YOU ARE STUPID.
 
2014-05-16 05:51:42 PM

Joelogon: "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?"



Hahaha.
I though it was good, solid entertainment. Not sure if the top of that stairway was the safest place to be, but A for effort.
 
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