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(Daily Mail)   Good news everyone, Gisele Bundchen has a shorter twin sister who is also very hot. The line starts on the left, right behind subby   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2014-05-15 01:55:46 AM  
Bet she'd go 'round 3 or 4 times onna good spin
 
2014-05-15 04:25:31 AM  
Already taken --  cinema.usc.edu
 
2014-05-15 07:38:10 AM  
Does Tom Brady have a shorter but still hot twin brother . . . who's gay or bisexual?
 
2014-05-15 07:42:41 AM  
Subby, stop chasing after every slightly famous female that's mentioned in the tabloids. That sort of behavior only encourages the entertainment media to continue to be boorish and hollow. What would your mother think?
 
2014-05-15 07:50:44 AM  
Studman here...

She's only 50% as hot as Gisele.
 
2014-05-15 08:11:17 AM  
Pretty plain
 
2014-05-15 08:18:23 AM  

But there's no love lost between Gisele Bundchen and her twin Patricia - who appears to be much more petite than the Vogue cover girl - as they walked through Boston on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old siblings looked like they were having a blast


I do not think it means what you think it means.
 
2014-05-15 08:18:46 AM  
There's a lot of resentment in those photos.
 
2014-05-15 08:19:13 AM  
Her "twin" sister must be spending a fortune on psychoanalysis.
 
2014-05-15 08:29:11 AM  
Lil sis look like she got a lil boo-tay...
 
2014-05-15 08:33:34 AM  
Fraternal twins is like being technically correct. Go identical or go home.
 
2014-05-15 08:41:18 AM  

deanis: Studman here...

She's only 50% as hot as Gisele.


And I don't find Gislele that hot. She can be made up to look stunning, but hot? meh. If I could make up a list of the top 1000 women to have sex with, she wouldn't come close to the list.

Not my taste at all.

/sharp knees and all.
 
2014-05-15 08:47:13 AM  
Subby, you don't want 100 guys with hard-ons standing behind you. Just sayin'
 
2014-05-15 08:49:39 AM  
She's the Jan to Gisele's Marcia.
 
2014-05-15 08:55:26 AM  
I guess that's "Boston hot?
 
2014-05-15 08:58:04 AM  
Little is right.
 
2014-05-15 09:00:31 AM  
Army hot.
 
2014-05-15 09:04:30 AM  
I'd choose the sister first, looks like she knows how to eat a sammich... plus looks a bit more curvy...
 
2014-05-15 09:18:13 AM  
Where's the hot twin sister?

I see a plain face woman with reasonably nice boobs.
 
2014-05-15 09:20:04 AM  
After being on Fark for a few years, I'm wary of any Subby calling a woman "hot".
/stop the clickbait
 
2014-05-15 09:21:39 AM  
Standing next to Gisele makes a lot of women look plain Jane, but she also needs to learn how to not grimace and force smile her way through life. She looks considerably constipated.
 
2014-05-15 09:22:27 AM  

Englebert Slaptyback: But there's no love lost between Gisele Bundchen and her twin Patricia - who appears to be much more petite than the Vogue cover girl - as they walked through Boston on Wednesday.

The 33-year-old siblings looked like they were having a blast


I do not think it means what you think it means.


It's almost inexplicable.
 
2014-05-15 09:28:57 AM  
Looks like daddy ran out of sperm with the second one.
 
2014-05-15 09:38:18 AM  

Cymbal: Standing next to Gisele makes a lot of women look plain Jane, but she also needs to learn how to not grimace and force smile her way through life. She looks considerably constipated.


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2014-05-15 09:38:54 AM  
You can have her subby.
 
2014-05-15 09:40:43 AM  
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An awkward and forced expression of sisterly love and affection done just for the cameras.
 
2014-05-15 09:42:49 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Fraternal twins is like being technically correct. Go identical or go home.


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2014-05-15 09:46:28 AM  
I don't think I have ever been "that guy" but Giselle is a huge helping of mehhh. I always thought Brady made the complete wrong choice, Bridget is MUCH hotter.
 
2014-05-15 09:53:45 AM  

Magnir: I don't think I have ever been "that guy" but Giselle is a huge helping of mehhh. I always thought Brady made the complete wrong choice, Bridget is MUCH hotter.


And much crazier
 
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2014-05-15 10:02:25 AM  
Good News: You're a twin to a world renown supermodel!
Bad News: Not identical

Gah. It's probably bad enough being one of the other 4 sisters, just imagine the "never stated but under the covers simmering jealousy" of being the non-identical twin.
 
2014-05-15 10:22:03 AM  
well shes got more meat on her bones and looks healthier than skeletor there...
 
2014-05-15 10:24:18 AM  
Man she got the raw deal on the twin thing. But if I had to guess which one would be more fun in the sack, I'd go with the one who's trying hard to be as sexy as her supermodel twin, versus the supermodel twin who has never had to try hard to get just about any guy's attention.
 
2014-05-15 10:25:59 AM  
desirable sisters?
 
2014-05-15 10:38:10 AM  

Magnir: I don't think I have ever been "that guy" but Giselle is a huge helping of mehhh. I always thought Brady made the complete wrong choice, Bridget is MUCH hotter.


Giselle is worth $290 million, you may want to re-think that one.
 
2014-05-15 10:53:39 AM  
Gisele =  33 years old
Siser Rafaela = 27 years old

Subby = Epic Troll.
 
2014-05-15 10:59:42 AM  

xtech: well shes got more meat on her bones and looks healthier than skeletor there...


Plus she's shorter. Short women make your penis look huge!
 
2014-05-15 11:00:20 AM  

Danger Mouse: xtech: well shes got more meat on her bones and looks healthier than skeletor there...

Plus she's shorter. Short women make your penis look huge!


If you need the help.
 
2014-05-15 11:00:32 AM  

Tom_Slick: And much crazier


Yep.  Ask Steve McNair how that turned out...

Based on looks, all other things considered equal, I'd take the sister over Gisele any day.
 
2014-05-15 11:11:51 AM  
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Too plain.
 
2014-05-15 11:15:23 AM  

mjohnson71: Danger Mouse: xtech: well shes got more meat on her bones and looks healthier than skeletor there...

Plus she's shorter. Short women make your penis look huge!

If you need the help.


Which I do.

So there.
 
2014-05-15 11:19:20 AM  
Did they correct the story? Because it now reads, "But there's no love lost between Gisele Bundchen and her youngest sibling Rafaela, 27, as they walked through Boston on Wednesday." So, this isn't the twin.
 
2014-05-15 11:21:01 AM  
More like Munchkin
 
2014-05-15 11:22:50 AM  

Danger Mouse: xtech: well shes got more meat on her bones and looks healthier than skeletor there...

Plus she's shorter. Short women make your penis look huge!


i have a thing for short girls anyways. im 6'4 and idk why but short women do it for me, bigtime.
 
2014-05-15 11:28:10 AM  
With those sunglasses on, she reminds me of Stana Katic
 
2014-05-15 11:28:37 AM  

xtech: i have a thing for short girls anyways. im 6'4 and idk why but short women do it for me, bigtime.


Maybe because it allows you to play out and satisfy your pedophilic inclinations guilt-free and without fear of incrimination.
 
2014-05-15 11:32:47 AM  

Jingle Strangle: xtech: i have a thing for short girls anyways. im 6'4 and idk why but short women do it for me, bigtime.

Maybe because it allows you to play out and satisfy your pedophilic inclinations guilt-free and without fear of incrimination.


someone's projecting.. A LOT


or someone's mad the younger girls dont pay attention to him.

either way, someone i can laugh at :D
 
2014-05-15 11:36:08 AM  

Jingle Strangle: xtech: i have a thing for short girls anyways. im 6'4 and idk why but short women do it for me, bigtime.

Maybe because it allows you to play out and satisfy your pedophilic inclinations guilt-free and without fear of incrimination.


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2014-05-15 11:36:38 AM  

xtech: someone's projecting.. A LOT


or someone's mad the younger girls dont pay attention to him.

either way, someone i can laugh at :D


Hey, it's cool, man. Do what you got to do as long as you don't harm innocent children.
 
2014-05-15 11:52:08 AM  

Jingle Strangle: xtech: someone's projecting.. A LOT


or someone's mad the younger girls dont pay attention to him.

either way, someone i can laugh at :D

Hey, it's cool, man. Do what you got to do as long as you don't harm innocent children.


we get it. you like little kids. no need to project on people that made no mention of your sick habit.

now, off with you troll. 

pobrecito, girls dont pay attention to his troll ass ;)
 
2014-05-15 12:05:36 PM  
Her philtrum is too short, would not hit.


/also, the difference in proportions between the two is staggering. Hard to believe they're really siblings.
 
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