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(AZ Family)   Man discovers the hard way that making threatening tweets to U.S. House Speaker John Boehner about wanting to kill his wife is a lot funnier when you're drunk   (azfamily.com) divider line 26
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2014-05-15 08:18:46 AM
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.
 
2014-05-15 09:18:04 AM

PreMortem: The drunk mind speaks the sober heart.


Why ill will towards the wife, though?  I don't think I've ever seen the woman and know nothing about her other than I don't understand her taste in men.
 
2014-05-15 09:24:27 AM

Diogenes: Why ill will towards the wife, though?


It's all the rage.
 
2014-05-15 10:09:55 AM
have fun in prison, dumbass.
 
2014-05-15 10:11:00 AM

Dancin_In_Anson: Diogenes: Why ill will towards the wife, though?

It's all the rage.


1998?  "all the rage"?  really?
 
2014-05-15 10:22:13 AM
As it happens, John Boehner *was* drunk.
 
2014-05-15 11:12:42 AM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2014-05-15 11:13:47 AM

vernonFL: As it happens, John Boehner *was* drunk.


Isn't he always?
 
2014-05-15 11:15:14 AM
As a conservative, John makes me wanna /facedesk
 
2014-05-15 11:16:46 AM

mark12A: What's his Fark handle?


I could think of several dozen....
 
2014-05-15 11:18:29 AM
You'd think John would understand the occasional drunken rant.
 
2014-05-15 11:24:26 AM
John Boehner is the Eeyore of Congress
 
2014-05-15 11:24:40 AM

Danger Mouse: mark12A: What's his Fark handle?

I could think of several dozen....


You haven't even scratched the surface.
 
2014-05-15 11:25:08 AM
I thought you guys had free speech over there.

/but Germany doesn't have free speech because you cannot go around shouting Heil Hitler or say that the holocaust didn't happen, right?
 
2014-05-15 11:25:42 AM

vernonFL: As it happens, John Boehner *was* drunk.


He's in congress, what's your point?
 
2014-05-15 11:26:25 AM

lucksi: I thought you guys had free speech over there.

/but Germany doesn't have free speech because you cannot go around shouting Heil Hitler or say that the holocaust didn't happen, right?


10/10
 
2014-05-15 11:32:02 AM
Wrote them in a drunken rant over twelve days?!?  That is SOME bender.
 
2014-05-15 11:42:14 AM
Well, somebody should definitely euthanize the chihuahua that lives on top of Boehner's head.

media.azfamily.com

Or is it a brown squirrel?
 
2014-05-15 11:44:47 AM
Yet Bundy followers with real crosshairs go scot-free.
 
2014-05-15 11:49:58 AM
Did he refer to him as "The Big Brown Boner that Screws Up Everything in Washington DC?" cause my 10 year old did that a few years back.  But it wasn't all bad news.  When he got out of Gitmo, he could speak three languages and cuss in Spanish.

The kid, of course, said he had nothing to do with it.  But his computer logs showed it was him and he never password protected his system.
 
2014-05-15 12:00:09 PM

scotchcrotch: John Boehner is the Eeyore of Congress


I read your comment too quickly and saw it as "John Boehner is the Eyesore of Congress."


Works either way, now that I think about it....
 
2014-05-15 12:46:55 PM

ToastmasterGeneral: Wrote them in a drunken rant over twelve days?!?  That is SOME bender.


even been to the Fark politics tab?
 
2014-05-15 12:51:50 PM
Well, I understand the sentiment.

However, you can't go around threatening even the douchiest of douchebag Speakers of the House nowadays and expect to get away with it.
 
2014-05-15 12:52:04 PM
At first I was thinking Joe Biden was behind it after not taking his meds or getting his usual bath salts fix.
 
2014-05-15 01:16:12 PM
Was it "kill kill" or "murder her vagina" kill? There's a difference.
 
2014-05-15 02:38:20 PM

Witness99: Was it "kill kill" or "murder her vagina" kill? There's a difference.


You be the judge:

www.sibcycline.com
 
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