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(14 News Evansville)   Can't pay child support to your four children? That's no unprotected sex for you for the duration of your probation.... Unless you can come up with $100,000 in overdue support   (14news.com) divider line 21
    More: Interesting, child support, merits of the case, unprotected sex, Elyria, probation, Ohio Courts, Owensboro  
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5281 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 May 2014 at 7:05 AM (13 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-05-15 01:27:01 AM
7 votes:

MrBallou: TuteTibiImperes: MrBallou: pgh9fan: Interesting. I wonder how the "Christian Conservatives" will take this. If he does get a woman pregnant would the court force an abortion on her?

Nah. They'd just put him in jail and leave the mother and child to fend for themselves. In a bootstrappy manner.

Well, it's not like he's doing much to support the kids he already has, so it likely wouldn't change anything for his new baby-mama whether he was in or out of jail.

True. Best preventative would be to tattoo on his forehead, "Don't get knocked up by this deadbeat."


Could you use that court order to convince a girl to do anal?

Sorry baby, gotta go in the back door, judges orders
2014-05-15 12:13:54 PM
4 votes:
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2014-05-15 07:22:41 AM
4 votes:
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2014-05-15 01:34:53 AM
4 votes:

hammer85: MrBallou: TuteTibiImperes: MrBallou: pgh9fan: Interesting. I wonder how the "Christian Conservatives" will take this. If he does get a woman pregnant would the court force an abortion on her?

Nah. They'd just put him in jail and leave the mother and child to fend for themselves. In a bootstrappy manner.

Well, it's not like he's doing much to support the kids he already has, so it likely wouldn't change anything for his new baby-mama whether he was in or out of jail.

True. Best preventative would be to tattoo on his forehead, "Don't get knocked up by this deadbeat."

Could you use that court order to convince a girl to do anal?

Sorry baby, gotta go in the back door, judges orders


It's the law, so bite the pillow
2014-05-15 08:23:57 AM
3 votes:
"Do not accept penis from:

Jake Gardner
Cal Johnston
Malik Abyojone
Russ Baxter
Asim Taylor "


Update your Bad Dick list, ladies.
2014-05-15 07:12:00 AM
2 votes:
If he has a gun during sex, does that count as using protection?
2014-05-15 01:24:26 AM
2 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: MrBallou: pgh9fan: Interesting. I wonder how the "Christian Conservatives" will take this. If he does get a woman pregnant would the court force an abortion on her?

Nah. They'd just put him in jail and leave the mother and child to fend for themselves. In a bootstrappy manner.

Well, it's not like he's doing much to support the kids he already has, so it likely wouldn't change anything for his new baby-mama whether he was in or out of jail.


True. Best preventative would be to tattoo on his forehead, "Don't get knocked up by this deadbeat."
2014-05-15 05:57:04 PM
1 votes:

Pucca: So in typical Fark fashion, it's the whore's fauit and she should be sterilized. Got it.


Sounds good to me. It's the whore's fault and he should be sterilized.
2014-05-15 02:04:46 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: rolladuck: The ruling also means that if he breaks the condom, the court is basically requiring him to seek morning-after treatment.  It also means that the court has pre-emptively determined that no woman is allowed to procreate with him.  I wonder how that would be accepted by the women's reproductive rights lobby.  Don't they have the right to knowingly make bad, even devastating decisions?

i don't think that women's reproductive rights extend to getting the sperm of whoever they desire.  Do you?   Do I have a legal right to your sperm if I want it, even if you don't care to give it?


Umm if you want it, I throw my trash out on Fridays. It should be full of batch rags, so have at it, becuase once its in the trash its fair game
2014-05-15 01:41:29 PM
1 votes:
Honest baby, it has got to be oral. Court orders.

//I am going to try this one tonight
2014-05-15 09:53:08 AM
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Stoj: "Do not accept penis from:

Jake Gardner
Cal Johnston
Malik Abyojone
Russ Baxter
Asim Taylor "


Update your Bad Dick list, ladies.

Shouldn't Andy Dick be on that list?


If you need to be told to put Andy Dick on that list - having a list won't do you any good.
2014-05-15 09:20:17 AM
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Cold_Sassy: My brother says that people like this should be offered $5,000.00 to undergo a free vasectomy.  He thinks that most of this sort would jump on it and it'd be a lot cheaper for the taxpayers in the long run.

...make it 10 grand and the surgery is free, and you'd have men lined up down the street.


Or Air Jordan's.
2014-05-15 09:12:35 AM
1 votes:

Evil Mackerel: Stoj: "Do not accept penis from:

Jake Gardner
Cal Johnston
Malik Abyojone
Russ Baxter
Asim Taylor "


Update your Bad Dick list, ladies.

Shouldn't Andy Dick be on that list?


Lots of Dicks should be on that list.
2014-05-15 08:49:21 AM
1 votes:

Stoj: "Do not accept penis from:

Jake Gardner
Cal Johnston
Malik Abyojone
Russ Baxter
Asim Taylor "


Update your Bad Dick list, ladies.


Shouldn't Andy Dick be on that list?
2014-05-15 07:58:01 AM
1 votes:
Baliff, WHACK his peepee!
2014-05-15 07:34:40 AM
1 votes:
Hey baby, chill. Just gotta wait until the PO comes over and checks to see if I'm wearin' a condom. These court ordered condoms are thin and ribbed for your pleasure, honey. Don' worry baby, jus' as soon as he shows up and gives me the okay, I'm a-gonna split you like a log, oh yeah. I'm gonna go all in on that and make you cry. How long until he gets here? Well, I woke him up and he's across town so about 45 minutes. We can wait, baby. We can wait.

You say, while we're waiting, we can do some foreplay? Foreplay? What's that?
2014-05-15 07:22:18 AM
1 votes:

Creoena: And how exactly will they enforce this?


Pay someone to follow the guy around and watch him have sex.
2014-05-15 02:42:47 AM
1 votes:
The better way to punish guys who father too many kids or women who carry too many babies to term is to force them to work in education.

They can take care of their kids or take care of everyone's kids.
2014-05-15 02:31:49 AM
1 votes:
Child support is silly as the bare necessities of food, shelter, education, and healthcare should be free to all children.

It's time to move into a post currency economy. Basing everything on money ...
2014-05-15 01:15:30 AM
1 votes:

MrBallou: pgh9fan: Interesting. I wonder how the "Christian Conservatives" will take this. If he does get a woman pregnant would the court force an abortion on her?

Nah. They'd just put him in jail and leave the mother and child to fend for themselves. In a bootstrappy manner.


Well, it's not like he's doing much to support the kids he already has, so it likely wouldn't change anything for his new baby-mama whether he was in or out of jail.
2014-05-15 12:53:37 AM
1 votes:
Interesting. I wonder how the "Christian Conservatives" will take this. If he does get a woman pregnant would the court force an abortion on her?
 
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