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(Quad City Times)   It's typical for a child to ask his parents to check under the bed for monsters, but not for sex offenders   (qctimes.com) divider line 25
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2014-05-14 11:50:58 PM
Honey, there are no ghosts underneath the bed. It's just a family of gypsies your father said could camp here a while. Now, look - you've gone and woke them up!
 
2014-05-15 01:30:29 AM
www.scififilmhistory.com
My mommy
always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are.
There's one now, under my bed...having a wank. They mostly cum at night....mostly.
 
2014-05-15 01:33:32 AM
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2014-05-15 01:35:43 AM
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2014-05-15 01:36:46 AM
So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?
 
2014-05-15 01:39:37 AM
i1.ytimg.com
Don't tell your parents.
 
2014-05-15 01:41:27 AM
I'm friends with the pervert that lives under my bed.
Get along with the farkers inside of this thread.
 
2014-05-15 01:46:47 AM
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2014-05-15 01:47:25 AM

Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?


So you read sex offender and automatically assume kiddy diddler?
 
2014-05-15 01:49:41 AM

Boo_Guy: Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?

So you read sex offender and automatically assume kiddy diddler?


Skipper was convicted in 2007 for lascivious acts with a child, in which the victim was a 14-year-old girl. He was 25 at the time.


14 dude, close enough for me.
 
2014-05-15 01:59:07 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Boo_Guy: Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?

So you read sex offender and automatically assume kiddy diddler?

Skipper was convicted in 2007 for lascivious acts with a child, in which the victim was a 14-year-old girl. He was 25 at the time.


14 dude, close enough for me.


Doh,  I don't know how I missed that the first time,  I thought I read the whole thing.

I teye 2 reed bedder nex timey.

/original comment withdrawn
 
2014-05-15 02:08:39 AM
Skipper??

2.bp.blogspot.com

I always thought there was something a little fishy about this whole "little buddy" business.
 
2014-05-15 02:10:30 AM
ITG time, after seeing a creeper video from a few years ago, I'd probably check every day >.< it's kind of amazing how people can hide themselves away...
 
2014-05-15 02:41:35 AM

fusillade762: Honey, there are no ghosts underneath the bed. It's just a family of gypsies your father said could camp here a while. Now, look - you've gone and woke them up!


Saturday Night Live, right?
 
2014-05-15 02:48:03 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Boo_Guy: Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?

So you read sex offender and automatically assume kiddy diddler?

Skipper was convicted in 2007 for lascivious acts with a child, in which the victim was a 14-year-old girl. He was 25 at the time.


14 dude, close old enough for me.


/FTFY
//GungFu wins tho
 
2014-05-15 03:10:50 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Boo_Guy: Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?

So you read sex offender and automatically assume kiddy diddler?

Skipper was convicted in 2007 for lascivious acts with a child, in which the victim was a 14-year-old girl. He was 25 at the time.


14 dude, close enough for me.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 08:33:18 AM

Bigdogdaddy: So, was the father of these children voted father of the year for letting a convicted sex offender stay in the house with his children?


What I noticed missing is why the police were called, and I learned to not assume the father lives in the same house as his children these days.  For all we know, the father stopped by, got a bad vibe about the offender (rightly so), and called the cops.  He could be a good father, but too much is missing from the story to know for sure.
 
2014-05-15 09:28:54 AM
My kid is afraid of monsters and, for some reason, robots. I always tell him, "There's no monster scarier than I am. There's no robot smarter than I am."

It seems to have worked. The robot thing might have come from Star Wars. He thinks the storm troopers are robots.
 
2014-05-15 11:11:44 AM

cgraves67: My kid is afraid of monsters and, for some reason, robots. I always tell him, "There's no monster scarier than I am. There's no robot smarter than I am."

It seems to have worked. The robot thing might have come from Star Wars. He thinks the storm troopers are robots.


Don't ever show him the Cybermen.
 
2014-05-15 12:44:57 PM
ts4.mm.bing.net
How to check for child molester under the bed.
 
2014-05-15 01:27:06 PM
pbs.twimg.com

Hey Kids! Wanna die? Don't mind me kid, just go back to sleep...

/Dafoeratu is watching...and waiting.
 
2014-05-15 02:36:26 PM
Pretty sure they're the same thing
 
2014-05-15 05:10:45 PM

cgraves67: My kid is afraid of monsters and, for some reason, robots. I always tell him, "There's no monster scarier than I am. There's no robot smarter than I am."


img3.wikia.nocookie.net

Disagrees...
 
2014-05-15 05:41:16 PM

SundaesChild: fusillade762: Honey, there are no ghosts underneath the bed. It's just a family of gypsies your father said could camp here a while. Now, look - you've gone and woke them up!

Saturday Night Live, right?


Ayup. Super old, Gilda Radner-era.
 
2014-05-16 02:28:03 AM

fusillade762: SundaesChild: fusillade762: Honey, there are no ghosts underneath the bed. It's just a family of gypsies your father said could camp here a while. Now, look - you've gone and woke them up!

Saturday Night Live, right?

Ayup. Super old, Gilda Radner-era.


Any more cracks like that "super old" bit, and I'll whack you with my cane, buster.
 
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