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(News 13 Orlando)   If you're going to have an affair with a coworker, 1. Make sure the phone you use for your sexy text messages isn't linked to your wife's iPad, 2. Don't be having your affair while you're on duty as a sheriff's deputy   (mynews13.com) divider line 39
    More: Florida, iPads, Seminole County, Seminole County Sheriff's Office, Deputy Fetchick  
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2014-05-14 11:26:14 PM  
The wife that dropped the dime on them is Mrs. Fetchick.

Heh, fetchick.
 
2014-05-14 11:49:25 PM  

feckingmorons: The wife that dropped the dime on them is Mrs. Fetchick.

Heh, fetchick.


I snorted at that, too. Pronounced "Fat chick".
 
2014-05-15 12:00:03 AM  
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, SUBBY!
 
2014-05-15 12:25:52 AM  
They should have taken a page out of their book.


www.amarillolinux.com
 
2014-05-15 12:32:34 AM  
Or you could get a divorce before starting the affair.

/a slightly touchy subject for me
 
2014-05-15 12:34:55 AM  
Barney Fife...... Anyone?
 
2014-05-15 12:36:16 AM  
Why not #2, <b>subby</b>? Some of us have been waiting for that one...
 
2014-05-15 12:36:25 AM  

Krustofsky: /a slightly touchy subject for me


Not for the rest of us , dumb ass
In my best Red Forman voice.
 
2014-05-15 12:37:57 AM  
Good boy phone and naughty boy phone.
 
2014-05-15 12:44:11 AM  
Check with his wife before jumping a married straight man.

/ In my experience if he's willing she's already on board.
 
2014-05-15 12:47:07 AM  
Let's look at the positive side. As long as they're running off somewhere to fark, they can't be shooting innocent citizens or pets.
 
2014-05-15 12:48:01 AM  

Krustofsky: Or you could get a divorce before starting the affair.

/a slightly touchy subject for me


Well then it wouldn't be an affair, would it?
 
2014-05-15 12:48:56 AM  
Semenhole County
 
2014-05-15 01:09:20 AM  
$20 I bet you can find their videos on interracial nude sites
 
2014-05-15 01:42:43 AM  
Wow, lose your house, your kids and your job all in one fell swoop.  Good going officer dumbass and douchebag.
 
2014-05-15 01:50:10 AM  
I would be shocked at the number of text messages, but frankly I can't point fingers given recent events in my life...

/not an affair
//but shiat happened/continues
///sigh
 
2014-05-15 01:54:28 AM  
So since this involves the evil sex these cops will be fired, charged,  and shot out of the county by cannon.

But if they had killed a sleeping unarmed 90 year old woman they'd just get paid leave.
 
2014-05-15 02:00:10 AM  
I'm starting to wonder if there might be something in the water
 
2014-05-15 02:08:28 AM  
Hey beautiful, I'm just talking to my kids, the back door's open.

img.fark.net

And don't accidentally send texts meant for your mistress to your wife when you're home and wifey's out of the house.
 
2014-05-15 02:14:02 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Let's look at the positive side. As long as they're running off somewhere to fark, they can't be shooting innocent citizens or pets.


But that's his job, damnit.
 
2014-05-15 02:22:45 AM  
♫ Duty deeds, DONE DIRT CHEAP... ♫

/I'm sorry
//I've been drinking
///that's my story and I'm sticking to it
 
2014-05-15 02:25:31 AM  

SCUBA_Archer: Good boy phone and naughty boy phone.


Is it bad that I thought of Bobo singing that in my head when. I read it?
 
2014-05-15 02:44:17 AM  

Atomic Spunk: Let's look at the positive side. As long as they're running off somewhere to fark, they can't be shooting innocent citizens or pets.


Yeah, that's kind of my take on it.

On a serious note, I really do wish that police departments would be better about firing cops for brutality than they are about firing for what is essentially a bit of harmless fun.  I've only seen it happen once in the last several years, in Tennessee of all places.  They still didn't charge the cop with a crime, of course, but at least they fired him.
 
2014-05-15 03:23:53 AM  

ladyfortuna: I would be shocked at the number of text messages, but frankly I can't point fingers given recent events in my life...

/not an affair
//but shiat happened/continues
///sigh


Oh do tell.
 
2014-05-15 04:58:46 AM  
Gee, people complain about cops writing way too many tickets, but the second a couple of deputies find a better use of their time, everyone freaks out.
 
2014-05-15 05:02:28 AM  

armor helix: ladyfortuna: I would be shocked at the number of text messages, but frankly I can't point fingers given recent events in my life...

/not an affair
//but shiat happened/continues
///sigh

Oh do tell.


The very vast majority of complaints against police officers are unfounded.  Sadly, this often means that when a serious problem does need to get addressed, it gets buried under a mountain of garbage from people who were pissed off, because "their rights were violated, because the officer who wrote them a ticket was out of uniform, because they were not wearing their hat," BS.
 
2014-05-15 06:24:52 AM  
Also dont bang the intern your boss was secretly wanting to bang.
 
2014-05-15 09:03:27 AM  
Most entry level cops aren't very smart. They make up for it with persistence though.
 
2014-05-15 09:05:54 AM  

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Gee, people complain about cops writing way too many tickets, but the second a couple of deputies find a better use of their time, everyone freaks out.


Leaving their job for a few hours without permission is pretty much what's pissing people off.
 
2014-05-15 09:08:03 AM  
Valencia LaRue? That's seriously a name?
 
2014-05-15 09:08:45 AM  
any pictures of the happy couple?
 
2014-05-15 10:26:11 AM  
FTFA: "Fetchick text her, 'Meet me by the park boo.' "

So they're hiring high school sophomores as deputies now?

/also hiring the illiterate to write stories about them, apparently.
 
2014-05-15 10:39:29 AM  

dpaul007: FTFA: "Fetchick text her, 'Meet me by the park boo.' "

So they're hiring high school sophomores as deputies now?

/also hiring the illiterate to write stories about them, apparently.


Well, it's local TV news, so you really can't expect anything above a third-grade reading level.
 
2014-05-15 10:51:24 AM  

LibertyHiller: Well, it's local TV news, so you really can't expect anything above a third-grade reading level.


As it so happens, it's *my* local news -- I'm part of the Orlando market, much to my disappointment.

And I couldn't agree with you more.
 
2014-05-15 11:15:15 AM  

armor helix: ladyfortuna: I would be shocked at the number of text messages, but frankly I can't point fingers given recent events in my life...

/not an affair
//but shiat happened/continues
///sigh

Oh do tell.


Cliff notes version, moved back to civilization, regained a social life, and finally started facing the fact I've been treated like shiat for years, not sure what to do about it, thus triggering an anxiety disorder I didn't know I had. I'm crowd sourcing my therapy. Thank god for unlimited plans.
 
2014-05-15 12:30:01 PM  
Please, if you got rid of every cop cheating on his significant other you'd have maybe 8 cops left in the country.

On second thought, that's exactly what we need to do.
 
2014-05-15 01:31:21 PM  
Somewhat relevant. Farked the Sheriff and also farked the Deputy, with "was that wrong, should I not have done that" expression on her face.

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-05-15 02:04:37 PM  

LibertyHiller: dpaul007: FTFA: "Fetchick text her, 'Meet me by the park boo.' "

So they're hiring high school sophomores as deputies now?

/also hiring the illiterate to write stories about them, apparently.

Well, it's local TV news, so you really can't expect anything above a third-grade reading level.


And what the purpose of putting a picture of a sheriff's car at the top? Did the car bang someone too?
 
2014-05-15 02:33:41 PM  

jtown: Krustofsky: Or you could get a divorce before starting the affair.

/a slightly touchy subject for me

Well then it wouldn't be an affair, would it?


If it weren't for people in relationships, there'd be no such thing as an affair.
 
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