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(Daily Mail)   "Hey, hold my beer and shoot me so we can try out this old bullet proof ves- *BANG*"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 81
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2014-05-15 08:53:08 AM
i27.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 09:01:50 AM

zarker: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fluffy2097: I'm sure she was someones innocent little girl at some point though.

So was she.

Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey

Her bangs are greasy


I'd still like to put something in her.... If you know what I mean and I think you do...
 
2014-05-15 09:09:11 AM

Jim_Callahan: Emposter: So idiot gun nut (posing for selfies with assault rifle qualifies in my book) gets self shot.

That problem solved itself, didn't it?

Yeah... as a gun owner myself, I'm kinda rolling with "and nothing of value was lost" there.

As for the girl... I doubt she's going to get stuck with the whole five years (the maximum penalty).  Involuntary manslaughter via dicking around where the victim was participating and by far the dumber of the pair is traditionally the low end of the sentencing spectrum... she'll likely get something like probation, with the court considering the conviction itself to have solved most of the problem sentence regardless.

// Because convicted felons can't own or legally even handle guns in most states, barring something like securing a firearm that some other dumbass left lying around or something.

// Yes, many of the inventors of bulletproof vests would shoot themselves as part of their sales pitch.  However they (a) tended to have competent assistants, or know where to aim for a plate if aiming themselves, and (b) they were doing it in exchange for million-dollar contracts.  Having your drunk girlfriend take a potshot at you just to see what happens, for free, not really the same thing.


From my experiences with the SC justice system (luckily as an observer) she will be sentenced with the full 5 years, but will likely serve ~2 years before starting her 5-10 year probation.  If she pisses them off, they'll make her serve 4 years and 10 months before paroling her and giving her 5 years probation, I've seen it happen.

My dad held Bible study classes in prisons, when he had a young man talk to him about him finally getting parole, with 2 weeks left to serve.  My dad told him to turn it down so he can walk out of jail without having probation hanging over his head for the next 2 years.  True story.
 
2014-05-15 09:18:46 AM

lack of warmth: Jim_Callahan: Emposter: So idiot gun nut (posing for selfies with assault rifle qualifies in my book) gets self shot.

That problem solved itself, didn't it?

Yeah... as a gun owner myself, I'm kinda rolling with "and nothing of value was lost" there.

As for the girl... I doubt she's going to get stuck with the whole five years (the maximum penalty).  Involuntary manslaughter via dicking around where the victim was participating and by far the dumber of the pair is traditionally the low end of the sentencing spectrum... she'll likely get something like probation, with the court considering the conviction itself to have solved most of the problem sentence regardless.

// Because convicted felons can't own or legally even handle guns in most states, barring something like securing a firearm that some other dumbass left lying around or something.

// Yes, many of the inventors of bulletproof vests would shoot themselves as part of their sales pitch.  However they (a) tended to have competent assistants, or know where to aim for a plate if aiming themselves, and (b) they were doing it in exchange for million-dollar contracts.  Having your drunk girlfriend take a potshot at you just to see what happens, for free, not really the same thing.

From my experiences with the SC justice system (luckily as an observer) she will be sentenced with the full 5 years, but will likely serve ~2 years before starting her 5-10 year probation.  If she pisses them off, they'll make her serve 4 years and 10 months before paroling her and giving her 5 years probation, I've seen it happen.

My dad held Bible study classes in prisons, when he had a young man talk to him about him finally getting parole, with 2 weeks left to serve.  My dad told him to turn it down so he can walk out of jail without having probation hanging over his head for the next 2 years.  True story.


Heh...the only guy I know who's done time in Cali had a similar "deal".  He was out on probation, got put back in on a retardedly obvious phony violation, and had like three months to serve.   He could've challenged the bogus violation, but would've had to stay in at least six months just to get a hearing.

Obvious choice, even for a not-so-bright kid.

But hey, the local anti-gang unit made its quota, so, good use of tax dollars...
 
2014-05-15 09:23:31 AM

beerrun: Mose: So... because he had already procreated, that means he's ineligible for a Darwin award right?


FTFA: "He is survived by his father, sister and girlfriend of less than two weeks."
No mention of any kids.


Oh, I saw the picture of him and the kid.  Dumb assumption.  Ok, Darwin award candidate then.
 
2014-05-15 09:33:46 AM
And the Darwin goes to.....

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 09:36:13 AM
As others have pointed out, this wasn't an "aiming issue" or a vest that was "too old" - it was a flak jacket.. brand-new & with a hit in the center, the round would have still gone through..

they still sell old ones at gun shows & surplus stores.. much cheaper than an actual "bullet resistant" vest..

seems like a good way to thin the herd imho..
 
2014-05-15 09:38:19 AM
"Deputies in Grenville, South Carolina, say a round from Kelly's gun went through the lining on Wardell's flak jacket and struck him in the heart"


Flak jackets and bullet proof vests aren't the same thing.
 
2014-05-15 09:39:43 AM

zarker: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fluffy2097: I'm sure she was someones innocent little girl at some point though.

So was she.

Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey

Her bangs are greasy


And uttterly, utterly filthy.  In the best possible way.
 
2014-05-15 09:41:41 AM
When I was a kid, I loved the old Superman TV show, and I wanted to be able to fly like he did.

I didn't have to jump off the roof of my garage to figure out that I couldn't:  jumping off my 2 foot tall couch
was enough to convince me it wasn't real.

Why the HELL did this moron decide to wear the vest and have his girlfriend shoot him?
 
2014-05-15 09:44:03 AM

zarker: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fluffy2097: I'm sure she was someones innocent little girl at some point though.

So was she.

Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey

Her bangs are greasy

sticky
 
2014-05-15 10:16:38 AM

zarker: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fluffy2097: I'm sure she was someones innocent little girl at some point though.

So was she.

Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey

Her bangs are greasy


Not grease, lube.
 
2014-05-15 10:26:52 AM
Darwin crosses his arms and nods approvingly.
 
2014-05-15 10:29:28 AM

BlueDWarrior: Now ask yourself this question: "Who gets to decide who gets to have kids?"


the same as every other law - society.

There has to be a generally-acceptable/accepted (my english is failing me as to which) level of security that a child should need to be allowed the greatest chance of 'becoming' another 'worthy' breeder, no?

I see many laws, local and international, that deal with child-rights. Who decides these laws? Society.

So, all you're really clawing about is that parenting one's own DNA, should be a human right to all, regardless of how much suffering that kid has to go through, simply because they were born on a garbage pile.

I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.

All good, hardworking people should agree, that these sub-humans are not deservant of their tax money. No? Yes?

I get the 1984 references made here. I also get that 'eugenics' has needed rebranding since the austrian dude with the charlie chaplain moustache, but as a global community with a seroius overpopulation problem already, the time to start discussion about our future as a race is already upon us.
 
2014-05-15 11:10:35 AM
This has happened a ton of times by redneck standards anyway. On the plus side she has good aim.

/doesn't the Kevlar even on a real vest have an expiration?
 
2014-05-15 11:21:13 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 11:43:13 AM

Literally Addicted: TFA keeps saying she missed. I beg to differ.


It took way to long for someone to point that out.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey


I don't think anyone will complain.
 
2014-05-15 11:56:11 AM

Your Black Muslim Credit Union: This has happened a ton of times by redneck standards anyway. On the plus side she has good aim.

/doesn't the Kevlar even on a real vest have an expiration?


The warranty is typically 5 years from the date of manufacture.  The panels are subject to break down when exposed to moisture and light.

That being said, I've seen a 15 year old panel stop multiple rounds of .40 and 9X19 at the range.  In different spots on the panel, of course.
 
2014-05-15 12:07:15 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fluffy2097: I'm sure she was someones innocent little girl at some point though.

[content6.flixster.com image 401x597]

So was she.

Just wanted to post a pic of Sasha Grey


I truly love that woman...

Anyhoo...

HILARIOUS!!!
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS!!!
Who the hell asks to get shot wearing a 10 year old bulletproof vest?
Idiot!!!
 
2014-05-15 12:07:58 PM
Nothing good ever happens:
1. After midnight
2. In Honea Path
3. When firearms are used in impromptu "experiments"

Welcome, news media, to South Carolina.  Please bring good stories for we have none to share.
 
2014-05-15 12:38:13 PM
Pro. tip: when asking someone to shoot you, be sure they can aim.
 
2014-05-15 01:14:00 PM

Rawhead Rex: Who the hell asks to get shot wearing a 10 year old bulletproof vest?


FTFY

Rawhead Rex: Idiot!!!


This is still the correct answer to your question.  An idiot.
 
2014-05-15 01:30:34 PM

Cdr.Murdock: And the Darwin goes to.....

[img.fark.net image 492x454]


Not a real gun, Crosman CO2 BB gun. I keep one around for when the nephew visits.
 
2014-05-15 01:36:19 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Her mugshot says this was no accident.
 
2014-05-15 02:03:42 PM

uttertosh: I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.


Okay, well, you're just delusional then.

It would cost more to weed those people out than they actually take. This idea of a "taker class" is entirely manufactured. Congratulations, you don't know how to tell propaganda from fact.
 
2014-05-15 02:55:47 PM

LavenderWolf: uttertosh: I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.

Okay, well, you're just delusional then.

It would cost more to weed those people out than they actually take. This idea of a "taker class" is entirely manufactured. Congratulations, you don't know how to tell propaganda from fact.


huh?

From (x) date, all births are to be reversibly neutered until parental worthines criteria trials. Yes, from birth. Earn your right to give your DNA a chance.

It'll make awesome documentaries in the future, no doubt about it
 
2014-05-15 03:12:32 PM

uttertosh: LavenderWolf: uttertosh: I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.

Okay, well, you're just delusional then.

It would cost more to weed those people out than they actually take. This idea of a "taker class" is entirely manufactured. Congratulations, you don't know how to tell propaganda from fact.

huh?

From (x) date, all births are to be reversibly neutered until parental worthines criteria trials. Yes, from birth. Earn your right to give your DNA a chance.

It'll make awesome documentaries in the future, no doubt about it


I guess it's a good thing that nobody falls on hard times after they have kids.
 
2014-05-15 04:41:42 PM

uttertosh: LavenderWolf: uttertosh: I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.

Okay, well, you're just delusional then.

It would cost more to weed those people out than they actually take. This idea of a "taker class" is entirely manufactured. Congratulations, you don't know how to tell propaganda from fact.

huh?

From (x) date, all births are to be reversibly neutered until parental worthines criteria trials. Yes, from birth. Earn your right to give your DNA a chance.

It'll make awesome documentaries in the future, no doubt about it


People who think like you would be the first to go. I hope you know that. People enjoy basic freedom more than you have the ability to curb it.
 
2014-05-15 06:30:37 PM
www.badassoftheweek.com

I see she hasn't played knifey-spooney before.
 
2014-05-15 06:38:36 PM
i1.ytimg.com
no
that's not batman
/can't believe i'm the bewbs with this
 
2014-05-16 12:30:19 AM

uttertosh: LavenderWolf: uttertosh: I firmy hold the position that the 'unemployable' masses, who foster the culture that everything should come to them (Mick Phillpot), and that they should give society nothing in return but more mouths to feed, and teaching those mouths that taking rom the Gov is the right way to live, is a horrifying trend that needs to be stomped out of existence.

Okay, well, you're just delusional then.

It would cost more to weed those people out than they actually take. This idea of a "taker class" is entirely manufactured. Congratulations, you don't know how to tell propaganda from fact.

huh?

From (x) date, all births are to be reversibly neutered until parental worthines criteria trials. Yes, from birth. Earn your right to give your DNA a chance.

It'll make awesome documentaries in the future, no doubt about it


What happens if governments collapse and the ability to restore fertility is lost? Human extinction.

What happens when Monsanto loses the patents on glyphosate-resistant soybeans?
Human extinction.

What happens when robots gain sentience?
Human extinction.

What happens if I take a dump with the door open?
 
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