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(News.com.au)   If you're a woman's tennis sponsor and want your ad logo noticed where do you place it? Yeah, that's the problem   (news.com.au ) divider line
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2014-05-15 11:47:06 AM  

Trocadero: For women's tennis, you gotta put it on the butt. The ladies are gorgeous, but not b/c of their tits.


They would need to get rid of those skirts first. Truly, they need to switch to a more volleyball oriented bottom, for flexibility and range. Apply ads as needed.
 
2014-05-15 12:03:47 PM  

acohn: Or the USTA and it's international counterparts could allow women to wear shirts with sleeves and loose shorts - like the guys do.  Sponsor patch placement problem solved.


I highly doubt the women of tennis lack the power to get such a change made if they wanted it.
 
2014-05-15 12:22:21 PM  

Snarfangel: While the men tend to wear clothing that bears logos on the shoulder, companies are customising clothing for female tennis players with advertising brandished across the chest, suggesting this is the area many tennis fans' eyes are drawn to.


Maybe the women didn't want a tattoo?


I'm offended by the specialization of men's shoulders
 
2014-05-15 12:22:59 PM  

HaywoodJablonski: Snarfangel: While the men tend to wear clothing that bears logos on the shoulder, companies are customising clothing for female tennis players with advertising brandished across the chest, suggesting this is the area many tennis fans' eyes are drawn to.


Maybe the women didn't want a tattoo?

I'm offended by the specialization of men's shoulders


Um... Sexualization
 
2014-05-15 12:29:19 PM  
Maybe everybody should stop pretending the breasts aren't there. Seems unhealthy.
 
2014-05-15 12:36:35 PM  

jaybeezey: She appears to be built sturdily enough. Have her dirtied up and brought to my chambers.

[img004.lazygirls.info image 426x640]


She could probably crush your skull with her thighs if you did a AAA oral job on her.

/I'd die happy
 
2014-05-15 12:44:07 PM  
Fark needs to sponsor women's tennis.
 
2014-05-15 02:18:22 PM  
nice ass
 
2014-05-15 04:19:56 PM  
To hell with ads  - you could put the entire Magna Carta on dat ass:

theconservativetreehouse.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-15 05:16:49 PM  

ristst: farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.

[i1168.photobucket.com image 237x350]

They will be missed.


That's not Halep.
 
2014-05-15 06:29:00 PM  

GypsyJoker: ristst: farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.

[i1168.photobucket.com image 237x350]

They will be missed.

That's not Halep.


With a rack like that it could be Margaret Thatcher and I probably wouldn't have noticed.

But are you sure?  Cause when I run a GIS for her this photo comes up, and one version even has her name on it.

Plus, these...

http://www.usasports360.com/wimbledon-hopeful-simona-halep-wants-bre as t-reduction-surgery-photos/
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/170220.html

To tell ya the truth I just like looking.  At them.  Damnation that's one epic rack.
 
2014-05-15 08:50:00 PM  
bookmark
 
2014-05-15 09:28:31 PM  

ristst: GypsyJoker: ristst: farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.

[i1168.photobucket.com image 237x350]

They will be missed.

That's not Halep.

With a rack like that it could be Margaret Thatcher and I probably wouldn't have noticed.

But are you sure?  Cause when I run a GIS for her this photo comes up, and one version even has her name on it.

Plus, these...

http://www.usasports360.com/wimbledon-hopeful-simona-halep-wants-bre as t-reduction-surgery-photos/
http://www.strangecosmos.com/content/item/170220.html

To tell ya the truth I just like looking.  At them.  Damnation that's one epic rack.


It is indeed an epic rack, and a fine one.  But I can guarantee it isn't her.

img.fark.neta.espncdn.com

That SbB girl has come up in GIS for Halep forever, but there's no real similarity above the neck.
 
2014-05-15 10:40:39 PM  

GypsyJoker: That SbB girl has come up in GIS for Halep forever, but there's no real similarity above the neck


And thus the flaw in your argument.

/haha
 
2014-05-15 11:22:11 PM  

ristst: GypsyJoker: That SbB girl has come up in GIS for Halep forever, but there's no real similarity above the neck

And thus the flaw in your argument.

/haha


Those words appear to be perfectly cromulent English.  Yet they make absolutely no sense.
 
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