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(News.com.au)   If you're a woman's tennis sponsor and want your ad logo noticed where do you place it? Yeah, that's the problem   (news.com.au) divider line 65
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2014-05-14 10:39:38 PM  
While the men tend to wear clothing that bears logos on the shoulder, companies are customising clothing for female tennis players with advertising brandished across the chest, suggesting this is the area many tennis fans' eyes are drawn to.
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Maybe the women didn't want a tattoo?
 
2014-05-14 11:02:30 PM  
Obviously these women are under threat of death to comply.
 
2014-05-15 12:08:35 AM  
For women's tennis, you gotta put it on the butt. The ladies are gorgeous, but not b/c of their tits.
 
2014-05-15 12:15:33 AM  
therealrevo.com
Could have made a fortune.
 
2014-05-15 12:18:32 AM  
Not the placement I was expecting.

wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-05-15 12:18:41 AM  

Trocadero: For women's tennis, you gotta put it on the butt. The ladies are gorgeous, but not b/c of their tits.


that's the first thing that came to mind.
 
2014-05-15 12:18:51 AM  
On the net?
 
2014-05-15 12:19:31 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.


She reduced her cup-size because they got in the way of her serve.
 
2014-05-15 12:22:58 AM  

CygnusDarius: farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.

She reduced her cup-size because they got in the way of her serve.


And she wanted to slap the face of god.
 
2014-05-15 12:26:51 AM  
Couldve been the cooter
 
2014-05-15 12:27:02 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 12:30:32 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.


She already has--since the reduction, she's risen to #4 in the world.

\and not because of buoyancy
 
2014-05-15 12:35:22 AM  

GypsyJoker: farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.

She already has--since the reduction, she's risen to #4 in the world.

\and not because of buoyancy


Like I said... she could have made a FORTUNE!
 
2014-05-15 12:53:47 AM  
Women don't want men to look at their breasts. That's why they wear push up bras and low cut shirts.
 
2014-05-15 12:54:08 AM  
i assumed incorrectly.  after all, if fat chicks at the mall can wear this, why not tennis players?

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/and it's better than a couple of square patches.
 
2014-05-15 12:55:57 AM  
They could just SHOUT the names of their sponsors after every HIT.
 
2014-05-15 01:00:24 AM  
Wake me when the ads look like this:

www.inspirational-quotes-short-funny-stuff.com

www.koomik.com
 
2014-05-15 01:33:24 AM  

mcmnky: Not the placement I was expecting.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x462]


I'm sorry, what were we talking about?
 
2014-05-15 01:44:07 AM  

Trocadero: For women's tennis, you gotta put it on the butt. The ladies are gorgeous, but not b/c of their tits.


Plus all the swaying they do is guaranteed to catch the eye.
 
2014-05-15 01:56:56 AM  
Or the USTA and it's international counterparts could allow women to wear shirts with sleeves and loose shorts - like the guys do.  Sponsor patch placement problem solved.
 
2014-05-15 01:57:13 AM  
Article Translation: "A thing happened, so OMG TUMBLR OUTRAAAAAAAGE!"
 
2014-05-15 02:04:18 AM  
So where the hell do you want us to put these advertisements? Their personalities?
 
2014-05-15 02:29:46 AM  
Next to her penis?
 
2014-05-15 02:31:04 AM  
Solution: Body paint on the arms and legs!
 
2014-05-15 02:48:46 AM  
mcmnky:
Not the placement I was expecting.

reneau.smugmug.com
 
2014-05-15 02:59:29 AM  
No, it's not a problem.
If I'm sponsoring a woman tennis player, she'll put it where ever I want.
The logo too.
 
2014-05-15 03:51:59 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: mcmnky:
Not the placement I was expecting.

[reneau.smugmug.com image 480x740]


and we have a photoshop contest!
 
2014-05-15 03:57:24 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 06:21:20 AM  
Perhaps the problem lies in subby's headline. If you want you logo noticed, don't sponsor women's tennis.
 
2014-05-15 06:47:01 AM  
It has to be sexist because no one, men or women, have ever worn logos on their chest before.  I'm outraged.
 
2014-05-15 06:52:38 AM  
Holy fark!  Get a grip, you thin-skinned, whiny douchebags.
 
2014-05-15 07:55:35 AM  
So women choosing to use their bodies to further their careers is now considered "sexist".  We're through the looking glass here, people!
 
2014-05-15 08:15:09 AM  
reality is not sexism.
 
2014-05-15 08:31:18 AM  
Boobies
 
2014-05-15 09:08:43 AM  
JFC, just when you think feminists and their mouthpieces couldn't find something else to be offended about.
 
2014-05-15 09:11:21 AM  
Titty sprinkles!
 
2014-05-15 09:36:06 AM  
She appears to be built sturdily enough. Have her dirtied up and brought to my chambers.

img004.lazygirls.info
 
2014-05-15 09:37:23 AM  
Hey! My brand mission statement is up here!
 
2014-05-15 09:44:19 AM  

jaybeezey: She appears to be built sturdily enough. Have her dirtied up and brought to my chambers.


DEM HIPS
 
2014-05-15 09:44:32 AM  

mcmnky: Not the placement I was expecting.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x462]


That was my 1st thought as well.
 
2014-05-15 09:47:18 AM  
Look, we all know where men's eyes are drawn to when they look at a woman. The real question is: how they are supposed to display their logos on women's eyes? Since that is nearly impossible, they're putting them on the boobs and just hoping that people accidentally notice them.
 
2014-05-15 09:49:31 AM  

thecpt: DEM HIPS


THAT.
 
2014-05-15 10:02:43 AM  
"Hey buddy, my sponsors are down here."
 
2014-05-15 10:06:55 AM  

quantum_jellyroll: mcmnky:
Not the placement I was expecting.

[reneau.smugmug.com image 480x740]


You made me laugh.  Would have gone with those bears who seemed obsessed with toilet paper though.
 
2014-05-15 10:07:29 AM  

jaybeezey: She appears to be built sturdily enough. Have her dirtied up and brought to my chambers.

[img004.lazygirls.info image 426x640]


Mmmm...she looks like she can take a punch.
 
2014-05-15 10:13:04 AM  

acohn: Or the USTA and it's international counterparts could allow women to wear shirts with sleeves and loose shorts - like the guys do.  Sponsor patch placement problem solved.


I somehow doubt the league is forcing them to dress like that. I'm sure they choose it.
 
2014-05-15 10:46:47 AM  
I came into this thread for the Simona Halep.  farkingismybusiness did not disappoint me.
 
2014-05-15 10:54:30 AM  
As long as men wear logos on their ass and crotch its fine. Equal opportunity and all that...
 
2014-05-15 11:26:42 AM  

farkingismybusiness: [therealrevo.com image 597x400]
Could have made a fortune.


i1168.photobucket.com

They will be missed.
 
2014-05-15 11:44:33 AM  

bikerbob59: mcmnky: Not the placement I was expecting.

[wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net image 300x462]

That was my 1st thought as well.


yeah, me too.

they don't wear sleeves, so of course you place ads on the chest.  it's a matter of availability, not boobies.  boobies are just a bonus.
 
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