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(Gothamist)   Everyone's favorite mad scientist celeb chef Alton Brown shows you how to make a grilled cheese sandwich... in case you've been making it wrong all these years   (gothamist.com) divider line 18
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2014-05-15 02:19:52 AM  
8 votes:
Butternut bread
Kraft singles
Margarine with the Indian chick on package
Scratched non-stick pan
Cigarette ash from a Kool filter king
Deans cottage cheese
Episode of the Monkees on WGN at 11am
Empire Carpet commercials every 5 minutes
2014-05-15 07:39:36 AM  
4 votes:
images.huffingtonpost.com

In a toaster. Bonus: When it pops out, I make the Star Trek shoosh! sound.
2014-05-15 02:27:39 AM  
3 votes:
blog.mysanantonio.com
2014-05-14 11:59:01 PM  
3 votes:
i262.photobucket.com
2014-05-15 03:14:59 AM  
2 votes:

Asmenoth: [media.tumblr.com image 500x282]


dammit!
2014-05-15 04:16:24 AM  
1 votes:

whidbey: Friction8r:

Wow somebody's mad I took them out to the woodshed, looks like. Sorry you've had so much trouble getting across your superior mindset these past few years.


??? Once I saw the "organic" tomato soup post, I was reminded yet again why you are such easy fodder on Fark. Thanks for having the consistency...of tomato soup.
2014-05-15 04:05:32 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus H. Christ. Does everything have to be assembled from a bazillion different ingredients?

That's what bugs me about these cooking shows; they show something that should be simple but they complicate it by making it from so many items (and notice that they never show us all the dirty bowls & dishes that now have to be cleaned afterwards). And it HAS to all be done by hand too, apparently. I'm surprised Alton didn't demand that we milk the cows by hand and then use an Amish hand-churner to make the cheese.
2014-05-15 03:57:16 AM  
1 votes:

farkingismybusiness: whidbey: farkingismybusiness: [blog.mysanantonio.com image 500x333]

Come on. It's not supposed to have bacon.

And what's that other stuff in there?

Stock photo but that looks like a Big Mac with grilled cheese as bread plus some bacon. Could use some tomato slices, lettuce, just about anything fried, and a big bowl of tomato soup with some basil sprinkled on side.

/you wish you were as fat as me.


Oh, he's every bit as fat as you!
2014-05-15 03:53:06 AM  
1 votes:

Makh: So when I became an adult, I found out my mom had taught me the most wrong way to do it.  Also why I hated grilled cheese until I left the house.  Her method:  Make toast, put sliced cheese inside hot toast.  For her, food is for sustenance only, and if something had empty calories it garnered the lowest priority.


My mother use to do the same damn thing
2014-05-15 03:42:52 AM  
1 votes:
Good bread.  Good cheese.  That should be enough for anyone, but no.  Some people enjoy playing with their food.
2014-05-15 03:28:13 AM  
1 votes:
Truth be told, it was never Kraft singles.
Centrella brand cheese slices was when my dad got paid and the fabled "ghetto cheese" during non-payday weeks. My paternal grandpa used to get the blocks of cheese in exchange for auto repairs. This was in the early to mid-80's on the southside of Chicago.
Welfare cheese was a decent sharp cheddar.

My family is southside redneck to quote a poster from the disco skate thread.
2014-05-15 03:22:16 AM  
1 votes:

merrillvillain: Butternut bread
Kraft singles
Margarine with the Indian chick on package
Scratched non-stick pan
Cigarette ash from a Kool filter king
Deans cottage cheese
Episode of the Monkees on WGN at 11am
Empire Carpet commercials every 5 minutes


I see you're very fond of overly processed, chemical-laden food.. so much so that  menthol cigarette ash features in your recipe.

Not that I'm criticizing you; I actually love Circus Peanuts which are basically styrofoam, food coloring and sugar... but dear GOD is that sandwich going to give me nightmares!

/actually has food-related nightmares
//loves some high-quality victuals
///bad food makes me cry
2014-05-15 03:14:20 AM  
1 votes:
i291.photobucket.com
2014-05-15 03:13:13 AM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2014-05-15 02:37:15 AM  
1 votes:

merrillvillain: Butternut bread
Kraft singles
Margarine with the Indian chick on package
Scratched non-stick pan
Cigarette ash from a Kool filter king
Deans cottage cheese
Episode of the Monkees on WGN at 11am
Empire Carpet commercials every 5 minutes


Easily the most disgusting thing on your list.
2014-05-15 02:35:22 AM  
1 votes:

whidbey: farkingismybusiness: [blog.mysanantonio.com image 500x333]

Come on. It's not supposed to have bacon.

And what's that other stuff in there?


Stock photo but that looks like a Big Mac with grilled cheese as bread plus some bacon. Could use some tomato slices, lettuce, just about anything fried, and a big bowl of tomato soup with some basil sprinkled on side.

/you wish you were as fat as me.
2014-05-15 12:25:42 AM  
1 votes:

timujin: and now I know that Alton Brown has started a YouTube channel.  Good day.


Oooo...I have got to get me some of that.

AB is da bomb.
2014-05-15 12:15:31 AM  
1 votes:
and now I know that Alton Brown has started a YouTube channel.  Good day.
 
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