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(Some Guy) Boobies Blond, young and hungry... your (not safe for work) wants a sandwich   ( divider line 87
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525574 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2004 at 1:25 AM (11 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2004-02-09 01:27:01 AM  
2004-02-09 01:27:06 AM  
I'd hit that two times.
2004-02-09 01:28:45 AM  
Oh my. Nice all over.
2004-02-09 01:28:47 AM  
me likey
2004-02-09 01:30:25 AM  
[image from too old to be available]

I would so NOT hit that...
2004-02-09 01:30:30 AM  
farked at 453?
2004-02-09 01:31:02 AM
oh my!!!
2004-02-09 01:31:09 AM  
I'm digging the fact that more and more chicks in porn are looking less like stripper/porn stars, and looking more like normal hot college chicks I eye hump in real life.
2004-02-09 01:31:35 AM  
2004-02-09 01:32:05 AM  
Farked already?
2004-02-09 01:33:27 AM  
Looks to have plenty of sammiches.
2004-02-09 01:34:54 AM  
Too fat.
2004-02-09 01:35:10 AM  
I'll eat the sammiches while she does me proper.
2004-02-09 01:36:23 AM  

What the fark ever.
2004-02-09 01:37:36 AM  
I wonder if she wants to be my next ex-wife? Not that I have one now....
2004-02-09 01:40:20 AM  
I would read, write, and erase that ass.
2004-02-09 01:42:01 AM  
I would read, write, and erase that ass.

2004-02-09 01:42:27 AM  
Why does everyone have to be blonde?
And contrary to popular opinion, I think she needs more sandwiches.
Mmm.. sandwiches.
2004-02-09 01:45:54 AM  
she needs no sandwhich! no sandwhich for you!
2004-02-09 01:46:17 AM  
Oh my...that one is right in Bladel's sweet spot.

Thanks for posting.
2004-02-09 01:47:30 AM  
I'd paddle that bottom.
2004-02-09 01:47:36 AM  
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2004-02-09 01:47:40 AM  
Splendid. Does she deliver?
2004-02-09 01:48:58 AM  
not that this keeps me from wanting to hit it.... but I must agree with Xellchiri, "Why does everyone have to be blonde?" ... I prefer the bright eyed brunettes
2004-02-09 01:54:36 AM  
ROTFLing at Ray Charles...
2004-02-09 01:55:56 AM  
This link should work. NSFW of course
2004-02-09 01:57:30 AM  
thanks Honestjoel, makes me wonder why sites leave their index's open...(none of those safe 4 work)
2004-02-09 02:01:15 AM  
One of the best Boobies links I've ever seen here ... I'd applaud, but ,um ... My hands are busy ...

Die, little kittens, die...

over and over...

messy gooey kittendeath...
2004-02-09 02:04:33 AM  
Messy gooey kittendeath? It's one thing to kill them, it's quite another to accomplish that by putting them in a blender. For shame.
2004-02-09 02:06:19 AM  
Mmmmm, MET on Fark finally. Love Hegre, but MET was my first love. *pats 3GB of it on hard drive*
pye [TotalFark]
2004-02-09 02:07:27 AM  
I don't think she needs a sammich. She's not grotesquely skinny, like some people I could mention.

[image from too old to be available]

or maybe I just mean grotesque...
2004-02-09 02:08:22 AM  
If you're probing Indexes, then the Nakedbrowser is king.

Here's the nakedbrowser linked to the first of VEGASJ's links. The rest is up to you.

2004-02-09 02:10:23 AM  
She's very pretty. Could use a sammich(I like a girl with hips), but still hittable.
2004-02-09 02:11:56 AM  
And I almost did so well. Here's the link again with no target inserted.

2004-02-09 02:19:04 AM  
nice Sas, and for those wondering... to are galleries.

2004-02-09 02:24:06 AM  
Ah, another boobies link. I was starting to worry that the world was running out of desperate attention-craving women willing to show everything to anyone for $250. My faith in the women of the world is renewed.
2004-02-09 02:32:23 AM  
Yawn. Too fake. Too fat. Too thin. Ugly. Too much makeup. Too much airbrushing.

I think I covered the usual, without even looking.

/typical Farker
2004-02-09 02:34:50 AM  
speaking of Hegre, ayesha999.... here's a few Hegre vids.

(nsfw, turn on pop-up blocker)
2004-02-09 02:42:26 AM  
2004-02-09 02:44:01 AM  
Thank you headline writer man for using the word "sandwich" instead of the infinitely more retarded version "sammich". I hate that word soooo much...
2004-02-09 02:47:09 AM  
my linky didn't work, so cut and paste for yourselves...NSFW or errections.
2004-02-09 02:51:06 AM  

I don't know what you're talking about... that chick is sexy
2004-02-09 02:55:12 AM  

Cool, man! Thanks! Was hoping they'd put this in Opera or something, but they never have.

poprocksandsoda, you're one bitter guy.
2004-02-09 03:01:03 AM  
From the second page of the site tour:

Dear Sir/Madam : This is a letter of gratitude and appreciation .Finally last night after suffering of an extremely severe and painful depression for two years, I accidentally visited your site . to me it was like cool water on my burning soul, like rain to a thirsty flower and like the presence of the loved for a lover .In my life I have never seen so fine and perfect an art .I am writing this letter not only to tell you how your heavenly art made me feel, but to fulfill my duty to let you know of my extreme gratitude and appreciation .Your site saved me in a way .And finally the best wish I could possibly have for you :I greatly hope you too enjoy this gift of yours as much as I do . Sincerely yours Amir

Plus it gave me a boner.
2004-02-09 03:01:41 AM  
In need of Thnikkaman
Here he comes

The Thnikkaman
2004-02-09 03:03:38 AM  
I know I'm strange, but I don't think women have to shave everything below their eyebrows to be beautiful.

That having been said, I'd hit it like a gong.
2004-02-09 03:08:47 AM  

my linky didn't work, so cut and paste for yourselves...NSFW or errections.

Ummm, yeah.... No. Your profile mentions a boyfriend RedHed. I assume this means you're a gay guy 'cause that's a hot picture to a straight guy. If you're a girl after all, do that in front of your boyfriend and observe the results.
2004-02-09 03:09:49 AM  
Wow... ~300 galleries! Great link, whoever posted it. Use Sasquatch's link for easy navigation. Some of the girls are repeated (in different shoots).
2004-02-09 03:10:44 AM  
I'm digging the fact that more and more chicks in porn are looking less like stripper/porn stars, and looking more like normal hot college chicks I eye hump in real life.


I think you just coined a hilarious new term there. I'm going to have to start working "eye hump" into my everyday conversations now. ;)
2004-02-09 03:11:06 AM  
2004-02-09 03:22:37 AM  
Am I the only one who saw what looked like a rat shoved up her whonannynanny in a couple of the pics?

[image from too old to be available]
2004-02-09 03:26:14 AM  
hey FalconRed, if you were to search kazaa for a video file called "mika tan best part", you might find some rather unladylike behavior courtesy of that young woman.
2004-02-09 03:29:26 AM  
neakid is right, that is one meaty burger she has there. It looks like it heated up too much and started to melt. Like burger cheese. Man, I think I want some 24hr McDonalds.
2004-02-09 03:29:53 AM  
between the "eye hump" phrase, and "die little kittens die, messy gooey kittendeath"... i don't think i've ever laughed so damned hard at postings on this site and i've seen some funny stuff on here... hmm... might be cause it's like late as hell and i need sleep too!!

thanks for the laughs people!
2004-02-09 03:44:10 AM  
She's got a nice bod, but she doesn't exactly look happy to be alive.
2004-02-09 04:07:07 AM  
If your a woman and you find yourself sleeping with an unacceptable ammount of men... dont worry about your troubles just be glad your bringing happiness into the world.

P.S. "I'd hit it."
2004-02-09 07:41:00 AM  
She's got a nice shiatter!
2004-02-09 08:03:22 AM  
Dammit! It got farked and I only clicked three pictures. Ah well.

As vegasj pointed out, their index is open. Example: If you have "porno patience," you can switch the number in the address to get more women and more images, over 300 banks in total (with 15 images a piece for over 4500 images). Some of them aren't bad (others are).

Of course, this only lasts until the webmaster realizes he's left the index open.
2004-02-09 08:22:00 AM  

What the fark ever.

She's obviously an adult. If you can't tell the difference between someone who's 19 an 9, you need an anatomy lesson.
2004-02-09 08:27:52 AM  
I wouldn't mind getting a sandwich before the party with her.

/Mexican idiomatic expression mutilation
2004-02-09 08:37:47 AM  
Is there any way we could get a warning about the MetArt links. I got nuthin' to say on anyone's personal taste for porn...but MetArt makes me feel dirty inside, and not the good dirty either. While they might be legal, they're just this side of legal, and awful young looking at that. Too young for my taste.

Just glad that MetArt's banner loads up first, so I can just shut the dang window down before anything resolves itself. Anyone got links for gals that at least look like they came of age before the turn of the century?
2004-02-09 08:40:01 AM  
She needs more than a sammich stuffed into her. Hoooooahhhh!
2004-02-09 08:52:41 AM  
no farking way is she of age. did you look at the magazine cover in the left margin w/ the ballerinas? the smaller one looks about 14/15! kiddie?
2004-02-09 09:30:38 AM  
but 14/15 is legal to fark in some states.

now if they were 9/10... that's kiddie.
2004-02-09 09:35:52 AM  
iollow - that's the point I was making to the person who ORIGINALLY called this kiddieporn. Thanks for agreeing with me.
2004-02-09 09:43:29 AM  
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2004-02-09 10:01:15 AM  
those links are NOT's
FTV, first time videos.

i've had the opportunity to view
MANY of their actual video clips
and lots of them are jaw-dropping
in their subject and activity.

simply amazing really.
2004-02-09 10:09:56 AM  
The Great Mutato

Thank you headline writer man for using the word "sandwich" instead of the infinitely more retarded version "sammich". I hate that word soooo much...

I'm partial to the word sangwish myself.
2004-02-09 10:11:27 AM  
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I'd buy that for a dollar
2004-02-09 10:14:50 AM  
as I have found, the indexes are open from "quality3" to "quality339" for those of you who know what Im talking about. now thats a shiatload of pics
2004-02-09 11:37:06 AM  
$ for f in `seq 3 339` ; do wget -r -np -A jpg$f/ ; done
2004-02-09 11:52:12 AM  

I've seen you post this

$ for f in `seq 3 339` ; do wget -r -np -A jpg$f/ ; done

in several boobies links in the past. I get that you are smart, but please elaborate on this commend for those of us beneath your level of expertise.
2004-02-09 12:16:43 PM  

is that a big wad of gum in her cheek?
2004-02-09 12:21:25 PM  

This will automatically get all the jpgs in each directory .../quality3/, .../quality4/, .../quality5/, etc. up until 339.

It breaks down like this:

`seq 3 339` outputs the numbers 3 to 339 in order.

for f in `seq 3 339` ; do assigns to the variable f one of 3 to 339 in order

wget -r -np -A jpg$f/ will recursively get just the jpegs (that's the -A jpg part) underneath each of the directories .../quality1, .../quality2, ... etc

One more reason to use Linux (or Cygwin).

Hope that helps
2004-02-09 02:15:34 PM  
I'd hit it like a bullet train?
2004-02-09 02:31:40 PM  
The webmaster figured it out. Anyone got any other open index sites?
2004-02-09 03:33:01 PM  
Open Index sites? You'll find a bunch if you try

Click on the image to open the location it's hosted in the Nakedbrowser...
2004-02-09 04:46:53 PM  
I hit it.

2004-02-09 07:10:54 PM  
Looks like atasy is trying to get traffics his way? :)
2004-02-09 07:18:25 PM  
dammit... they locked up the index pages.
but it's still haccessable by plunking in the numbers.
2004-02-09 07:27:46 PM  
anyone have a mirror or something? I wanna see these pics!
2004-02-09 08:12:47 PM  
It's boob time. Have your orgasm now.
2004-02-09 10:12:06 PM  
You could appreciate a woman instead of resenting her beauty.
2004-02-09 10:40:19 PM  
BLOND: Male with light hair.
BLONDE: Female with light hair.
2004-02-10 12:44:30 AM  
My former roomate made an app called "imagegrab". It was a graphical app made to do wget-like operations from porn sites. It was l33t.
2004-02-10 02:07:20 PM
2004-02-10 08:32:48 PM  
Just keep adding one to the gallery number:
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