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(The Smoking Gun)   All I said to my wife was "That Mugshot Roundup was good enough for Jehovah"   (thesmokinggun.com ) divider line
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2014-05-14 09:02:24 PM  
www.thesmokinggun.com
www.jadaliyya.com
 
2014-05-14 09:11:32 PM  
Have you seen my Tropicamide?

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2014-05-14 09:19:44 PM  
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Arrested for malicious injury to property.

YES!!!! Finally, public display of a popped collar is an arresting offense!!!
 
2014-05-15 12:03:22 AM  
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Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?
 
2014-05-15 12:05:01 AM  
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This one will come in handy if they ever perfect nostril recognition software.
 
2014-05-15 12:06:15 AM  
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img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 12:21:13 AM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

Come on baby and lay the meat to me.  I'm not really as crazy as I look; I'll only kill you a little.
 
2014-05-15 12:24:30 AM  
"Arrested for violating probation."

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I've got a few things she could violate -- forcefully and repeatedly.
 
2014-05-15 12:27:19 AM  
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Address the ball, Norton.  Hello ball.
 
2014-05-15 12:43:14 AM  
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2014-05-15 12:48:02 AM  
MaudlinMutantMollusk:

Heh heh. Nice.
 
2014-05-15 02:26:01 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 02:50:56 AM  

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 850x437]


You make these threads complete, my friend
 
2014-05-15 03:18:22 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: You make these threads complete, my friend


Thanks.  It would be nice if more people were contributing, like in the good old days.
 
2014-05-15 03:30:50 AM  

minnkat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You make these threads complete, my friend

Thanks.  It would be nice if more people were contributing, like in the good old days.


Me too. Maybe it's because we don't get it on Friday anymore? Crappy headlines?

/Man, I wish I knew how to do some of the effects you use, though
//They're frikkin hilarious
 
2014-05-15 04:23:37 AM  

fusillade762: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?


I was thinking the same thing.
 
2014-05-15 04:47:48 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [old guy Popeye]


Heh. Nice.

minnkat: [Deliverance banjo guy]


That wasn't the connection I made when I saw the mugshot, but it works!

/mine was more "Esmeralda!"
 
2014-05-15 04:50:22 AM  
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hairstyles.thehairstyler.com
 
2014-05-15 04:51:20 AM  
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Dayum, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.
 
2014-05-15 04:51:45 AM  
Stone him!!!!
 
2014-05-15 04:53:20 AM  
But in the Latin alphabet, "Jehovah" begins with an "I"!
 
2014-05-15 04:54:13 AM  

minnkat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You make these threads complete, my friend

Thanks.  It would be nice if more people were contributing, like in the good old days.


It took me a minute but the cover pic is a lady with a spit shield or net over her head. Cool!
 
2014-05-15 04:59:44 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [img.fark.net image 700x875]
[img.fark.net image 715x535]


Here's the story... of a lovely lady...
 
2014-05-15 05:34:39 AM  
No charges listed.

www.worldofmonopoly.com

Seems legit.
 
2014-05-15 05:36:42 AM  
I'll have the number 2 with a side order of number 6.
 
2014-05-15 05:40:19 AM  
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2014-05-15 05:40:39 AM  
I'd pay for 2,
Violate 6 with my probation,
And cover 9 in batter
 
2014-05-15 06:01:22 AM  

Prey4reign: "Arrested for violating probation."

I've got a few things she could violate -- forcefully and repeatedly.


Fisting is your thing, eh?
 
2014-05-15 06:23:25 AM  
What?
 
hej
2014-05-15 06:50:49 AM  

minnkat: MaudlinMutantMollusk: You make these threads complete, my friend

Thanks.  It would be nice if more people were contributing, like in the good old days.


I always wished I could, but I don't have or even know how to use any photo editing software that can do the job.
 
2014-05-15 06:54:58 AM  
This may sound completely nuts, but if you're a tattoo artist and some Fred Flintstone looking guy comes in and says "I want you to tattoo some indecipherable cursive jibberish and the name Jehovah all over my forehead, don't you have some ethical obligation to say "are you sure? Have you taken your meds? How about a  Calvin and Hobbes trampstamp?"
 
2014-05-15 06:56:36 AM  
JonnyBGoode: img.fark.net

Dayum, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.

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2014-05-15 07:05:11 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [img.fark.net image 700x875]
[img.fark.net image 715x535]


That's how it looks when you deslide it.

/And another vote from me for Friday night mugshot threads.
 
2014-05-15 07:21:29 AM  
www.thesmokinggun.com

blogs.gazette.com
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2014-05-15 07:31:27 AM  
Have 2 and 6 washed, disinfected, (and checked for STD's) and sent to my chambers.
 
2014-05-15 07:38:21 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-15 07:42:17 AM  
The blond looks like Edie Falco
 
2014-05-15 07:46:20 AM  
Arrested for breach of trust with fraudulent intent.

That sounds like one of those fruity British law terms like "death by misadventure".
 
2014-05-15 07:48:07 AM  
Arrested for what...how...I don't even...

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2014-05-15 07:49:07 AM  
i1099.photobucket.com

/coulda done better with PS
 
2014-05-15 07:54:36 AM  

Prey4reign: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 600x399]


Bitter Beer Face!
 
2014-05-15 07:59:00 AM  
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2014-05-15 08:19:37 AM  
fusillade762:

img.fark.net
Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?


About the equivalent of five years of Total Fark would be my guess.
 
hej
2014-05-15 08:24:43 AM  

fusillade762: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?


More importantly, don't "school teacher banging their students" rules come into play here?
 
2014-05-15 08:27:38 AM  
Criminal Damage, thy name is #1.
 
2014-05-15 08:35:30 AM  

fusillade762: [www.thesmokinggun.com image 700x875]

Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?


The World is Noooot Enooooouuuuuuugh
 
2014-05-15 08:36:26 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fusillade762:

[img.fark.net image 450x563]
Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?

About the equivalent of five years of Total Fark would be my guess.


Her lips look... overworked.
 
2014-05-15 08:39:05 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: fusillade762:

[img.fark.net image 450x563]
Arrested for engaging in prostitution.

Damn. Wonder how much she charges?

About the equivalent of five years of Total Fark would be my guess.


Considering some of the alternatives, I'd go for it...

Oh, and I'll take #5, 6 and 9 while we're at it, in no particular order... I'm not picky...
 
2014-05-15 08:42:25 AM  

JonnyBGoode: Dayum, Michelle Obama has really let herself go.


Hmmn. I think I could get some bites of FB with a headline like that and the mugshot.
 
2014-05-15 08:52:13 AM  
yeah 'crewman #6' here wasn't going to make it to the end of the episode anyway...

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www.thenerdblog.com
 
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