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(Daily Star)   "Mutant super-rats tried to eat my baby" isn't an 'over the top' headline at all   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line 32
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2014-05-14 11:55:43 PM  
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People have told me Tommy's infections could be linked to the rats

"People" always give the best medical advice. Little brat was probably eating their poop.
 
2014-05-15 12:53:06 AM  
Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.
 
2014-05-15 01:49:40 AM  
i915.photobucket.com

Between the bloatflies and the mutant super-rats, I can ask only this: "Can get it in bullet form? For people?"
 
2014-05-15 02:01:56 AM  
rack.0.mshcdn.com

Coming to save the motherfarkin' day.
 
2014-05-15 02:04:10 AM  
Och! Lookit the wee people! Theer tiny!
 
2014-05-15 02:05:04 AM  
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2014-05-15 02:05:07 AM  
Yo, move.
 
2014-05-15 02:05:36 AM  
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2014-05-15 02:07:28 AM  
Needs more cats.
 
2014-05-15 02:08:42 AM  
She explained: "The scratching stops and the smell starts, then the rats burst and the smell goes away.
 
2014-05-15 02:12:53 AM  
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders
 
2014-05-15 02:13:48 AM  
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2014-05-15 02:18:21 AM  

Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders


I'm picturing the rats complaining to their local council.
 
2014-05-15 02:18:32 AM  
Sounds like it could be a double feature with...

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2014-05-15 02:20:19 AM  

jtown: Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders

I'm picturing the rats complaining to their local council.


Seriously.
 
2014-05-15 02:20:20 AM  
Seems to be easier to just get rid of the kid.
 
2014-05-15 03:08:11 AM  
Evidence of mutation: none
Evidence of super powers: none
Attacks on child: none

No subby, I think the headline is fine.
 
2014-05-15 03:23:13 AM  
At least its not dingoes.
 
2014-05-15 03:28:59 AM  
"At first we thought the smell was gas but then we found out it is dead rats under the floorboards and in the walls."

No. No, lady, that's still gas you're smelling.

/Technically
 
2014-05-15 03:48:40 AM  
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Needs more rats.
 
2014-05-15 05:49:49 AM  
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2014-05-15 06:17:16 AM  

Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders


don't know what's worse:  chavs or rats
 
2014-05-15 06:43:16 AM  

Jamieboy: Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders

don't know what's worse:  chavs or rats


Both breed too quickly.
 
2014-05-15 06:57:53 AM  
Boobies!
 
2014-05-15 07:15:19 AM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't believe they exist.


Perhaps youd like to go hang out by the flour mill. They have rats bigger than cats.
 
2014-05-15 07:53:54 AM  
Mekki:

Thank God someone posted City Baby Attacked By Rats. First thing that came to mind when I read the headline. I thought Fark might be slipping on obscure references.

/Big women, I like their size
/Big women, flabby thighs
/Big women, big women, big women fill my eyes
 
2014-05-15 09:35:13 AM  

mekki:


I love that album.
 
2014-05-15 10:07:45 AM  
Isn't a baby one of the very first victims in The Rats?

The elite can keep their bomb shelters. It won't protect them.
 
2014-05-15 12:29:22 PM  

squirmster: Jamieboy: Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders

don't know what's worse:  chavs or rats

Both breed too quickly.


But rats are probably smarter, and may carry fewer diseases, so...
 
2014-05-15 01:02:03 PM  
You know who also hated rats and super rats?

prettycleverfilms.com
 
2014-05-15 05:07:31 PM  

squirmster: Jamieboy: Boo_Guy: Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwa!


Chavs!

/shudders

don't know what's worse:  chavs or rats

Both breed too quickly.


So, how's the air up on your pedestal boys?
 
2014-05-16 02:08:32 AM  
Half a year and all they've done is move the kid to a different room?

Jesus, call someone already. Or GTFO. Something.
 
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