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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Hrmmm, well I guess it's time to head down to the high-school gym and have my vagina inspected   (startribune.com) divider line 69
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2014-05-15 09:37:53 AM

Splish: Two Dogs Farking: I remember all the girls in my junior high had to go topless in front of the school nurses for scoliosis screening, so this is just the next logical step.

/Shave those ginas, girls, or you don't graduate

At our school it was the athletic trainers. And they did it in health class, which was basically gym, so the gym teachers kept us in line. Shirts off, bras off, towel around your shoulders. Looking back, I'm curious what kind of training the trainers had to diagnose scoliosis. The most potent medicine they were allowed give out was an ice pack, so that was their answer for everything.


When my school did it, professionals came in. We also got to keep our bras or "swimsuit if that's more comfortable". Boys had to do it too
 
2014-05-15 09:41:53 AM
Sound like a couple of high school boys watched the movie "Porky's" and drank a couple of six-packs. Extra points for the hand delivered letters-
 
2014-05-15 09:56:08 AM

lack of warmth: Pinko_Commie: [static.fjcdn.com image 561x398]

I recall something like this happening, and it was official.  They did the whole school the same day.  I was in kindergarten, when they had the whole class (boys and girls) strip to our skivvies and march down the hallway to the gym.  Exam tables were set up with a group of doctors and nurses already examining kids.  They plopped us on a table, did a quick check over (including a look at our junk) and lined us back up to head back to class to get dressed.  The memory still seems so surreal, and I'm not sure if they even bothered to tell my parents.  The schools didn't bother most of the time to tell parents about at exams like vision and hearing.

/I couldn't tell you where because it was WV, and we only lived there one year before moving to SC.
//HS would've been much more fun if they wanted to repeat the experience


I think you got molested.
 
2014-05-15 09:56:34 AM

zarker: Splish: Two Dogs Farking: I remember all the girls in my junior high had to go topless in front of the school nurses for scoliosis screening, so this is just the next logical step.

/Shave those ginas, girls, or you don't graduate

At our school it was the athletic trainers. And they did it in health class, which was basically gym, so the gym teachers kept us in line. Shirts off, bras off, towel around your shoulders. Looking back, I'm curious what kind of training the trainers had to diagnose scoliosis. The most potent medicine they were allowed give out was an ice pack, so that was their answer for everything.

When my school did it, professionals came in. We also got to keep our bras or "swimsuit if that's more comfortable". Boys had to do it too


Professional what? Pediatricians, or is scoliosis screener an occupation now? My school required a physical by a doctor annually anyway, so the whole thing was pretty superfluous, but I think it was a state requirement for accreditation.
 
2014-05-15 09:58:58 AM

Splish: zarker: Splish: Two Dogs Farking: I remember all the girls in my junior high had to go topless in front of the school nurses for scoliosis screening, so this is just the next logical step.

/Shave those ginas, girls, or you don't graduate

At our school it was the athletic trainers. And they did it in health class, which was basically gym, so the gym teachers kept us in line. Shirts off, bras off, towel around your shoulders. Looking back, I'm curious what kind of training the trainers had to diagnose scoliosis. The most potent medicine they were allowed give out was an ice pack, so that was their answer for everything.

When my school did it, professionals came in. We also got to keep our bras or "swimsuit if that's more comfortable". Boys had to do it too

Professional what? Pediatricians, or is scoliosis screener an occupation now? My school required a physical by a doctor annually anyway, so the whole thing was pretty superfluous, but I think it was a state requirement for accreditation.


Hell if I remember. I'm assuming whatever kind of Doctor specializes in spines
 
2014-05-15 10:12:37 AM

Two Dogs Farking: I was gonna mark them down for capitalizing "Clitoris Piercings", but they get extra credit for "Barry McCockiner".

That's a grade-A senior prank. Good jerb, lads.


This.

But I don't understand why it's a police matter now. It's a relatively harmless prank.
 
2014-05-15 10:18:56 AM

ChubbyTiger: I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?


I did a GIS for it. This is what I got.

cdn04.cdn.crunktastical.net
 
2014-05-15 11:08:12 AM

lack of warmth: Pinko_Commie: [static.fjcdn.com image 561x398]

I recall something like this happening, and it was official.  They did the whole school the same day.  I was in kindergarten, when they had the whole class (boys and girls) strip to our skivvies and march down the hallway to the gym.  Exam tables were set up with a group of doctors and nurses already examining kids.  They plopped us on a table, did a quick check over (including a look at our junk) and lined us back up to head back to class to get dressed.  The memory still seems so surreal, and I'm not sure if they even bothered to tell my parents.  The schools didn't bother most of the time to tell parents about at exams like vision and hearing.

/I couldn't tell you where because it was WV, and we only lived there one year before moving to SC.
//HS would've been much more fun if they wanted to repeat the experience


Ah, so you went to a Catholic school.
 
2014-05-15 11:22:28 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I have to be at the vagina in 26 minutes


:-)
 
2014-05-15 11:31:46 AM
Do the vagina inspectors have t-shirts like the FBI?
teesbox.com
 
2014-05-15 11:32:48 AM

zarker: I can't read the image for shiat, but you know women just use razors right?


You know that women shave vulvas and not vaginas, right?
 
2014-05-15 12:04:34 PM

lack of warmth: The schools didn't bother most of the time to tell parents about at exams like vision and hearing.


My kid's school told us they did hearing, weight, and vision screenings and we opted out. We've got a doctor we see on a regular basis and didn't want to school trying to poke their nose into it, too, so we opted out. The nurse was pissed about it and did the screening anyway.
 
2014-05-15 12:41:50 PM
Just wonder how many showed up.
 
2014-05-15 02:03:37 PM

Prey4reign: Barry McCockiner is bogus.  Everyone knows the Director of Vaginal Corrections is Dick Hardmeet.


Hardmeet?

Whatever happened to Mike Hunt?

Can he be paged?  Please?

/shouldn't be obscure.
 
2014-05-15 02:59:47 PM

Walker: Penis inspection letters are going around too. Any questions contact Mike Hawk or see Dr. Dick Dong:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x844]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2624864/High-school-suspects -s eniors-pranked-school-official-penis-inspection-letters-signed-penis-i nspector-Richard-Dong.html


My sex-ed teacher was named Dick DeLong. No. I'm not kidding.
 
2014-05-15 03:38:00 PM

Oldiron_79: I blame (shakes magic 8 ball) Ms. Mann from Scary Movie.


I was going to go with Mike Hunt from Porkies
 
2014-05-15 04:22:41 PM
Gene Masseth was my school's vagina inspector.
 
2014-05-15 04:35:24 PM
Minnesota Health Code 69

/Bravo
 
2014-05-15 09:49:30 PM

ChubbyTiger: susler: Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.

I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?


i1211.photobucket.com
 
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