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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Hrmmm, well I guess it's time to head down to the high-school gym and have my vagina inspected   (startribune.com) divider line 69
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2014-05-14 11:48:55 PM  
pbs.twimg.com

/seems legit
 
2014-05-14 11:58:24 PM  
I have to be at the vagina in 26 minutes
 
2014-05-15 12:03:47 AM  
Barry McCockiner is bogus.  Everyone knows the Director of Vaginal Corrections is Dick Hardmeet.
 
2014-05-15 12:06:34 AM  
 
2014-05-15 12:10:47 AM  
If John Hughes was still alive this would be a new Amanda Bynes comeback vehicle by July 4th weekend
 
2014-05-15 12:37:29 AM  
Not as bad as the bi-quarterly camel-toe check in the cafeteria though...
 
2014-05-15 12:49:41 AM  

steklo: Not as bad as the bi-quarterly camel-toe check in the cafeteria though...


Which coincides with the lunch special -- grilled fromunda cheese sandwiches.
 
2014-05-15 01:20:37 AM  
I was gonna mark them down for capitalizing "Clitoris Piercings", but they get extra credit for "Barry McCockiner".

That's a grade-A senior prank. Good jerb, lads.
 
2014-05-15 02:13:58 AM  
You laugh, but in Japan elementary schools have an anal worm check that all students have to have at least once a year.
 
2014-05-15 02:27:55 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You laugh, but in Japan elementary schools have an anal worm check that all students have to have at least once a year.


That's what they told the altar boys, too
 
2014-05-15 02:53:41 AM  
25.media.tumblr.com

Wait a minute... That's not the vagina inspector!
 
2014-05-15 02:57:29 AM  

Prey4reign: Barry McCockiner is bogus.  Everyone knows the Director of Vaginal Corrections is Dick Hardmeet.


It was on Workaholics, I'm guessing that is the muse in this case
 
2014-05-15 03:01:12 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: You laugh, but in Japan elementary schools have an anal worm check that all students have to have at least once a year.


Preschools too.  Teachers included.  Our anal stickers have little Kewpie Angels on them.  Theres nothing quite like a Kewpied anaru, its breathtaking I suggest you try it.
 
2014-05-15 03:10:36 AM  
Sounds like there's an outbreak of centipedes in Savage, Minnesota!

As a life-long prankster, my I doff my hat and offer my deepest bow in homage of the perpetrator(s).
 
2014-05-15 03:11:40 AM  
I remember all the girls in my junior high had to go topless in front of the school nurses for scoliosis screening, so this is just the next logical step.

/Shave those ginas, girls, or you don't graduate
 
2014-05-15 03:15:04 AM  
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-15 03:16:56 AM  
Really, the school shouldn't have to send out the "It's a hoax" email.  It's obvious that anyone that shows up should fail high school and be sterilized as to not contaminate the planet.  Their parents already made that mistake and used up their quota their family quota.  Forever..
 
2014-05-15 03:17:14 AM  
Knock knock

Who's there?

Vagina Inspector

Fark off Brian.
 
2014-05-15 03:18:37 AM  

Omnis_evil_twin: AverageAmericanGuy: You laugh, but in Japan elementary schools have an anal worm check that all students have to have at least once a year.

Preschools too.  Teachers included.  Our anal stickers have little Kewpie Angels on them.  Theres nothing quite like a Kewpied anaru, its breathtaking I suggest you try it.


They are going to stop doing that at my kid's school from next year.
 
2014-05-15 03:20:13 AM  
Dr Phil McColon is the resident proctologist
 
2014-05-15 03:23:59 AM  
Nor do they know how many were sent out, but the Post Office took notice and removed 50 letters, said Kristi Mussman

I love her curry.


Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024]

/seems legit


Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina. Not to mention being incredibly painful.
 
2014-05-15 03:27:14 AM  
Ha. As a high school teacher, I wish my students were this creative. Excellent senior prank. Too bad you violated federal law by using the mailboxes though. Should have just used door-hangers. Probably would have gotten a few moms reporting to the Blue Gym as well.
 
2014-05-15 03:30:26 AM  
What the perps might look like:

media.culturemap.com
 
2014-05-15 03:32:41 AM  

fusillade762: Nor do they know how many were sent out, but the Post Office took notice and removed 50 letters, said Kristi Mussman

I love her curry.


Triumph: [pbs.twimg.com image 768x1024]

/seems legit

Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina. Not to mention being incredibly painful.


I can't read the image for shiat, but you know women just use razors right?
 
2014-05-15 03:37:19 AM  
zarker:
I can't read the image for shiat, but you know women just use razors right?

You know he's being pedantic, right?
 
2014-05-15 03:39:36 AM  
So this whole thing is a prank? Aw crap, I was just about to mail my resume and cover letter to the inspection office.
 
2014-05-15 03:50:59 AM  

fusillade762: Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina.


I found a picture of a pussy being trimmed with a special tool.

farm1.staticflickr.com

The Flowbee.

/There's even a special tool for "that time of the month"
//The Aunt Flowbee.
 
2014-05-15 04:14:41 AM  
A Pass / Fail?

I thought roast beef was graded A-F...
 
2014-05-15 04:28:50 AM  
static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-15 05:37:20 AM  

zarker: Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina. Not to mention being incredibly painful.

I can't read the image for shiat, but you know women just use razors right?


I was being a genital biology pedant. Vaginas do not need to be shaved.
 
2014-05-15 06:29:54 AM  
 
2014-05-15 07:00:57 AM  
Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.
 
2014-05-15 07:06:50 AM  

susler: Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.


I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?
 
2014-05-15 07:10:08 AM  
I blame (shakes magic 8 ball) Ms. Mann from Scary Movie.
 
2014-05-15 07:13:37 AM  

ChubbyTiger: susler: Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.

I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?


Balls
 
2014-05-15 07:22:08 AM  

ChubbyTiger: susler: Because there is no evidence that it was written at school or printed on school property, administrators aren't sure whether they could punish the offender,

Good.   Far too many schools are punishing kids for things they did on their own time and away from the school.

This was a pretty funny prank.  I particularly liked   Please ensure that vaginas are clean and orderly.

I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?


Lindsey Lohan?
 
2014-05-15 07:31:05 AM  
After the school's police liaison officer saw a tweet about it on Tuesday, Principal Dave Lund sent out an e-mail to parents explaining that administrators "are aware of this letter and we are addressing the issue internally."
 
2014-05-15 07:38:22 AM  

ChubbyTiger:
...what would a disorderly vagina look like?


Pussy Riot?
 
2014-05-15 07:49:04 AM  

ChubbyTiger: I understand clean, but what would a disorderly vagina look like?


GIS "blue waffles"
For best results, use a work computer.
/Note: Do not actualy do this.

fusillade762: Seems like you'd need a special tool to shave a vagina. Not to mention being incredibly painful.



There is a special tool. And it is painful

www.grilling24x7.com
But it really fixes up a bad case of 'whoregina'.
 
2014-05-15 07:56:57 AM  
Right now, determining who wrote the letter is a police matter

Because the police take vagina inspections seriously?

I thought a crime had to have been committed before the goon squad could drop the boom.
 
2014-05-15 08:01:44 AM  
Can't be a big deal.
The media seems to be obsessed with vaginae.
Just this morning I was listening to NPR and they had some story on about the editor of the New Your TImes being fired, and it was a big deal because she was the first editor they ever had that had a VAGINA. But it's OK in the long run, because they hired a BLACK GUY to take her place.
I guess the take away is it's important if you have a VAGINA or if you are BLACK. Because it is noteworthy in the news.
It's a talking point.
Did you hear? She has a VAGINA!?!?
 
2014-05-15 08:03:28 AM  
OK, I find that rather amusing.

/My son lives in Prior Lake
//I wonder....
 
2014-05-15 08:12:30 AM  
We don't want vaginas with good taste, we want vaginas that taste good!
media.washingtonpost.com
 
2014-05-15 08:14:13 AM  

vudukungfu: Can't be a big deal.
The media seems to be obsessed with vaginae.
Just this morning I was listening to NPR and they had some story on about the editor of the New Your TImes being fired, and it was a big deal because she was the first editor they ever had that had a VAGINA. But it's OK in the long run, because they hired a BLACK GUY to take her place.
I guess the take away is it's important if you have a VAGINA or if you are BLACK. Because it is noteworthy in the news.
It's a talking point.
Did you hear? She has a VAGINA!?!?


Shouldn't black lesbians be the most sought after employees based on this line of thinking - or is it only if they're also jewish?
 
2014-05-15 08:43:52 AM  
Right now, determining who wrote the letter is a police matter

This must be the safest city in the world if the police can devote a dragnet to finding the dastardly pussy letter bandit.
 
2014-05-15 08:54:31 AM  

Pinko_Commie: [static.fjcdn.com image 561x398]


I recall something like this happening, and it was official.  They did the whole school the same day.  I was in kindergarten, when they had the whole class (boys and girls) strip to our skivvies and march down the hallway to the gym.  Exam tables were set up with a group of doctors and nurses already examining kids.  They plopped us on a table, did a quick check over (including a look at our junk) and lined us back up to head back to class to get dressed.  The memory still seems so surreal, and I'm not sure if they even bothered to tell my parents.  The schools didn't bother most of the time to tell parents about at exams like vision and hearing.

/I couldn't tell you where because it was WV, and we only lived there one year before moving to SC.
//HS would've been much more fun if they wanted to repeat the experience
 
2014-05-15 08:59:55 AM  
High school pranks, oh those were the days!  I still vividly recall yelling "fire" in a crowded vagina, and was severely disciplined for it.
 
2014-05-15 09:09:22 AM  
May 26  falls on a Monday, not Tuesday. The school would have got that right. Also, I thought it was a funny prank.

/health code 69 was a nice touch.
 
2014-05-15 09:20:32 AM  
I bet next your'e going tell me that prostate exam at the church rectory last night wasn't legite?
 
2014-05-15 09:32:36 AM  

Two Dogs Farking: I remember all the girls in my junior high had to go topless in front of the school nurses for scoliosis screening, so this is just the next logical step.

/Shave those ginas, girls, or you don't graduate


At our school it was the athletic trainers. And they did it in health class, which was basically gym, so the gym teachers kept us in line. Shirts off, bras off, towel around your shoulders. Looking back, I'm curious what kind of training the trainers had to diagnose scoliosis. The most potent medicine they were allowed give out was an ice pack, so that was their answer for everything.
 
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