433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.
neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.
fusillade762: [1basil1.files.wordpress.com image 339x425]
skinink: One girl, two cupped hands.[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 519x396]
timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.
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