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(Riverfront Times)   A Missouri reporter picked up a pile of human poop on TV with her bare hands   ( divider line
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13316 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2014 at 10:11 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-14 08:00:43 PM  
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2014-05-14 11:15:56 PM  
2 votes:
The worst thing I've ever smelled is dead turtle. Insta-retch.
2014-05-15 09:13:09 AM  
1 vote:
Enjoy your prozac and synthetic hormones, along with all the other pharmaceuticals that pass through sewage treatment unscathed.
2014-05-15 01:06:33 AM  
1 vote:
Okay.  So, now I've experienced a bona fide poop thread.
2014-05-15 12:43:40 AM  
1 vote:
"Five yards man.  And it was only a little bitty piece of shiat.  I mean, it didn't really have no taste, either.  Spongy."

2014-05-14 11:46:12 PM  
1 vote:
Amazing Rolling Stone article:
A lot of pig shiat is one thing; a lagoon of highly toxic pig shiat is another
"The lagoons themselves are so viscous and venomous that if someone falls in it is foolish to try to save him. A few years ago, a truck driver in Oklahoma was transferring pig shiat to a lagoon when he and his truck went over the side. It took almost three weeks to recover his body. In 1992, when a worker making repairs to a lagoon in Minnesota began to choke to death on the fumes, another worker dived in after him, and they died the same death. In another instance, a worker who was repairing a lagoon in Michigan was overcome by the fumes and fell in. His fifteen-year-old nephew dived in to save him but was overcome, the worker's cousin went in to save the teenager but was overcome, the worker's older brother dived in to save them but was overcome, and then the worker's father dived in. They all died in pig shiat."
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/as for human waste, it is my understanding that it is not actually a very good fertilizer.  I'm sure this dude is just getting it very cheaply.
2014-05-14 11:22:10 PM  
1 vote:
If you have a Maine Coon (cat, that is), you know they add a whole new level of odoriferousness to the normal poop scooping activity.  Extra "sauce" as it were.  Not sure how it ranks on the stink-o-meter relative to bird/pig shiat, but it beats my best "post-drinking-mud" effort by a country mile.  Even after drinking Schaffer's.

Tangentially related, is there a odor scale useful in these matters to rank stinks?  Kinda like the Scoville scale for hotness?
2014-05-14 10:57:03 PM  
1 vote:
This isn't really uncommon, once the waste is processed its just like getting a bag of Black Kow from Lowe's...something a lot of people probably have had handfuls of in their own right.  You can get loads of it (usually for free) from a lot of county waste treatment plants, you just can't use it on crops that are for human consumption.
2014-05-14 10:55:28 PM  
1 vote:

433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.

I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times
2014-05-14 10:49:24 PM  
1 vote:

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

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2014-05-14 10:34:47 PM  
1 vote:

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Pink Flamingos - one of my all time favorites -  filmed in Baltimore no less.  I recall seeing this at the Biograph in Georgetown and people were walking out screaming, "you people are sick to sit here and watch this!"  What were they expecting, Bambi?
2014-05-14 10:22:21 PM  
1 vote:

skinink: One girl, two cupped hands.
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That poor reporter didn't realize she was making herself into a meme when she did that.  But she probably realizes that now.
2014-05-14 09:52:58 PM  
1 vote:
Poop thread?

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2014-05-14 08:52:42 PM  
1 vote:
It's bad enough when the TP rips and I get some on my finger
2014-05-14 08:09:21 PM  
1 vote:

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila
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