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2014-05-14 07:59:54 PM
Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.
 
2014-05-14 08:00:43 PM
1basil1.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-14 08:09:21 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila
 
2014-05-14 08:17:45 PM

some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila


Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.
 
2014-05-14 08:23:30 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or jerk off or order Papa Johns or what. Best of luck to you,Lady Shiatfist.
 
2014-05-14 08:32:35 PM
Let's see what the thread will degenerate into from here.
 
2014-05-14 08:32:56 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.
 
2014-05-14 08:37:00 PM
I really don't want to click.......but I must.
 
2014-05-14 08:38:34 PM
There are worse things you could pick up

/my ex, for example
 
2014-05-14 08:50:37 PM
And what does Todd Akin weigh these days?
 
2014-05-14 08:52:42 PM
It's bad enough when the TP rips and I get some on my finger
 
2014-05-14 08:54:41 PM
The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.
 
2014-05-14 09:14:40 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Let's see what the thread will degenerate into from here.


I always wear a hazmat suit when I'm on Fark, so I'm good.
 
2014-05-14 09:16:06 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.


Has anyone ever figured out why?  I mean, even for bird poop it's horrifying.
 
2014-05-14 09:16:54 PM

dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.


I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.
 
2014-05-14 09:38:21 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.


I believe your account. Most of us don't live around such areas. We have to deal with stinks that are known.

Most of those known will involve a porcelain shaped bowl.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:10 PM
[must_not_fap.jpg]
 
2014-05-14 09:42:37 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:11 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.


Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.
 
2014-05-14 09:52:58 PM
Poop thread?

subatomicsatan.com
 
2014-05-14 10:16:22 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.


Thirded.  I once had the misfortune of riding my bike past an industrial-size chicken coop in the middle of a hot summer day with the wind blowing  just the wrong direction.  Holy fark, I almost passed out before I got out of that draft.
 
2014-05-14 10:18:13 PM

some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila


Nothing, nothing smells more heinous than a poo of the lactose intolerant after they eat dairy.
 
2014-05-14 10:19:21 PM
Have we got to the nasty, baby diapers, yet?  What about Depends and the adult diapers for elderly seniors who can't control themselves?
 
2014-05-14 10:19:54 PM
How else was she meant to get it in the taco shell?
 
2014-05-14 10:20:56 PM

One girl, two cupped hands.


blogs.riverfronttimes.com

 
2014-05-14 10:21:17 PM
You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.
 
2014-05-14 10:21:58 PM
Looks like some young lady is up for a dirty Sanchez or a glass bottom boat.

/Not that I would know about such things.
 
2014-05-14 10:22:03 PM
So the world now knows she's a ass eater
 
2014-05-14 10:22:21 PM

skinink: One girl, two cupped hands.
[blogs.riverfronttimes.com image 519x396]


That poor reporter didn't realize she was making herself into a meme when she did that.  But she probably realizes that now.
 
2014-05-14 10:24:22 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 10:24:31 PM
Subby lied.  There's no Rosie O'Donnell in that clip
 
2014-05-14 10:24:42 PM

djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.


Need to work this into a campaign slogan somehow....

Like for Chris Christie
 
2014-05-14 10:24:44 PM
Yep. That's sh*t.
 
2014-05-14 10:24:58 PM
As we speak, they're spraying liquefied pig shiat on the fields surrounding my house, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2014-05-14 10:25:21 PM
See? Journalism is not dead!
 
2014-05-14 10:27:44 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Nope. That's just you.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:03 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.


Possums in general are absolutely vile.

Hell their self defense mechanism is that they are so vile, that when they are dead, nothing wants to eat them, so they can just fake being dead to avoid being hurt.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:03 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


You're not drinking enough water.  I found out the hard way too, but it was more like hard packed saw dust.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:41 PM
this chick may be a bit too sheltered, and not street wise enough.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:22 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:28 PM
This isn't just normal human shiat, it's the shiat left over from human shiat.  The shiatty shiat sludge from shiatty sewers. You ever been in a sewer you know this shiat is top of the line stink. You are what you eat.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:44 PM
she's kind of cute. I could make german porn movies with her

ja ja
 
433 [TotalFark]
2014-05-14 10:31:26 PM

djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.


Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:11 PM
Yo Dawg.....you like corn, I eat corn and it goes in my shiat to grow more.......................whatever.

Too lazy for memes.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:40 PM
www.hrwiki.org
 
2014-05-14 10:33:43 PM
That's going to be an eye grabbing segment on her resume reel.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:43 PM
Lady, I know your director told you to do that, but you really shouldn't have.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:58 PM

martid4: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

You're not drinking enough water.  I found out the hard way too, but it was more like hard packed saw dust.


Heh, it was a few days after oral surgery. Between drinking being painful and too many percocet, yeah.
 
2014-05-14 10:34:05 PM
Oh, that's nasty.

static.fjcdn.com
 
2014-05-14 10:34:06 PM

djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.


I like the cut of your jib
 
2014-05-14 10:34:47 PM

fusillade762: [1basil1.files.wordpress.com image 339x425]


Pink Flamingos - one of my all time favorites -  filmed in Baltimore no less.  I recall seeing this at the Biograph in Georgetown and people were walking out screaming, "you people are sick to sit here and watch this!"  What were they expecting, Bambi?
 
2014-05-14 10:36:16 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.


Heh... I had a pet possum once

/and you speak the truth
//yikes
 
2014-05-14 10:37:29 PM
Knows a thing or two about poop.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

/FROM OUTTA NOWHERE!
 
2014-05-14 10:37:52 PM

dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.


I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.
 
2014-05-14 10:39:02 PM

wellreadneck: As we speak, they're spraying liquefied pig shiat on the fields surrounding my house, so I'm really getting a kick...


I was downwind from the sh*t sprayers once. You think its a turn of phrase, but the smell is literally eye-watering. Second worse thing I have ever smelled after an actual open grave.
 
2014-05-14 10:42:13 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: There are worse things you could pick up

/my ex, for example


Badumptshhh.jpg
 
2014-05-14 10:43:54 PM

scottydoesntknow: Yep. That's sh*t.


Good thing we didn't step in it.
 
2014-05-14 10:45:00 PM

Lsherm: Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.

Has anyone ever figured out why?  I mean, even for bird poop it's horrifying.


Little know factoid:  Farmers feed their chickens tequila and refried beans.
 
2014-05-14 10:46:48 PM
Well it's sterile, so she probably likes the taste.
 
2014-05-14 10:47:39 PM
Did she think it was going to smell good?
She's got a great future in German scheisse porn.
 
2014-05-14 10:47:48 PM

poorjon: wellreadneck: As we speak, they're spraying liquefied pig shiat on the fields surrounding my house, so I'm really getting a kick...

I was downwind from the sh*t sprayers once. You think its a turn of phrase, but the smell is literally eye-watering. Second worse thing I have ever smelled after an actual open grave.


I'm certain they must occasionally throw a dead pig in in the vat because, now and then, the smell of pig shiat in a field is overpowered by the smell of rotten meat.
 
2014-05-14 10:47:55 PM

Jeng: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.

Possums in general are absolutely vile.

Hell their self defense mechanism is that they are so vile, that when they are dead, nothing wants to eat them, so they can just fake being dead to avoid being hurt.


I've seen turkey vultures working them over on the road I ride to work. I wonder what the turkey vulture poop smells like?
 
2014-05-14 10:49:02 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.

I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.


I've driven past chicken farms, paper mills, and pig farms, and the intensity of badness follows that order. Pigs smell bad, but they are not the worst.
 
2014-05-14 10:49:24 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


i1164.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-14 10:51:46 PM

TwowheelinTim: Jeng: Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.

Possums in general are absolutely vile.

Hell their self defense mechanism is that they are so vile, that when they are dead, nothing wants to eat them, so they can just fake being dead to avoid being hurt.

I've seen turkey vultures working them over on the road I ride to work. I wonder what the turkey vulture poop smells like?


Food, glorious food.
 
2014-05-14 10:52:42 PM

433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.


Productive dialogue. I like it.
 
2014-05-14 10:53:18 PM

solar8554: It's bad enough when the TP rips and I get some on my finger


I know.....tastes horrible.
 
2014-05-14 10:53:56 PM
I always wondered what happened to butthole tattoo girl...

www.inquisitr.com
 
2014-05-14 10:54:47 PM
Having your gallbladder removed can make pooping quite an adventure at times
 
2014-05-14 10:55:28 PM

433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.


I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times
 
2014-05-14 10:56:35 PM
I'm pinching a loaf right now, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2014-05-14 10:57:03 PM
This isn't really uncommon, once the waste is processed its just like getting a bag of Black Kow from Lowe's...something a lot of people probably have had handfuls of in their own right.  You can get loads of it (usually for free) from a lot of county waste treatment plants, you just can't use it on crops that are for human consumption.
 
2014-05-14 10:59:34 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.


Think on this next time.

Odor is detected by physical molecules.  Bits of sulfur, carbon, hydrogen all chained together in a specific sequence that just happen to trigger certain nerve receptors in your nose. Your brain is wired to know this smell is awful, bad, something to avoid at pretty much all costs.

The point is this, when you smell really stinky shiat, it means that shiat is in your nose, in your nasal cavities, in your lungs... and in your blood...
 
2014-05-14 10:59:36 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


Pig farms are worse than chicken coops.

/motorcycle rider in North Georgia
//on some nights I can smell the Tyson plant from 4 miles away
 
2014-05-14 11:10:24 PM

tinyarena: 433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.

I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times


Good grief, you are a saint. I draw the line at ass hair mats......
 
ecl
2014-05-14 11:11:06 PM
Joe Rogan approves.
 
2014-05-14 11:12:14 PM
www.iconsoffright.com

Shait wipes off.
 
2014-05-14 11:12:50 PM
This autoplay video really stinks.
 
2014-05-14 11:15:56 PM
The worst thing I've ever smelled is dead turtle. Insta-retch.
 
2014-05-14 11:16:28 PM
That's going to end up being the next "Cinnamon challenge" that the internet will be innundated with.

Mark my words.
 
2014-05-14 11:16:31 PM

crypticsatellite: Poop thread?

[subatomicsatan.com image 365x360]


came for it...leave happy...and smelly.
 
2014-05-14 11:18:32 PM
Worst. Thread. Ever.

Goddamn.
 
2014-05-14 11:20:05 PM
i.imgur.com

J-Law's butt groom.
 
2014-05-14 11:20:24 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


no
next question?
 
2014-05-14 11:22:10 PM
If you have a Maine Coon (cat, that is), you know they add a whole new level of odoriferousness to the normal poop scooping activity.  Extra "sauce" as it were.  Not sure how it ranks on the stink-o-meter relative to bird/pig shiat, but it beats my best "post-drinking-mud" effort by a country mile.  Even after drinking Schaffer's.

Tangentially related, is there a odor scale useful in these matters to rank stinks?  Kinda like the Scoville scale for hotness?
 
2014-05-14 11:23:12 PM

djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.


Pro life tip - get some fiber supplement (like generic Metamucil) and drink a glass every day. The flavored versions taste like, say, orange and surprisingly there's nothing vile or gross about it. Easier than eating bran.

Buy extra TP.

Reminds me, I forgot today. Off to drink some
 
2014-05-14 11:31:15 PM
My dogs killed a good sized beaver behind the house one day.  I figured I'd just get a shovel and throw it down into the woods, and let it decompose away from the house.  About 3-4 days later I bring the dogs in and my girlfriend and I leave to go somewhere.
Upon entering the house, my gf immediately does a 180 and goes back outside.  I go in because it seems someone died in the house, and not recently.
Apparently one of my dogs had decided to go eat this corpse that had been festering in the summer sun for several days, and then vomit it all over my study floor.
It looked like...saag (and I love saag) but with a couple cups of wriggling maggots mixed in instead of rice.
In the most interior room of my house.
I was literally throwing up onto what I was cleaning, and incorporating my vomit into what I was cleaning up.
Pretty sure that was the worst smell I've ever encountered.  Of course, it was at arms' length.
 
2014-05-14 11:34:08 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
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2014-05-14 11:36:17 PM
Maybe it's just me, but I've gotten more poop on my hands since I turned 30 (32 now) than in all the years before that combined. Toilet paper ripping, poop ending up smeared all along my buttcheek and accidentally rubbing it when I'm wiping, me going to itch my butthole and there being a little poop on the outside.

I have no idea what's going on, but nary a day goes by without me getting some rectal fudge in my hands/arms.
 
2014-05-14 11:38:02 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Maybe it's just me, but I've gotten more poop on my hands since I turned 30 (32 now) than in all the years before that combined. Toilet paper ripping, poop ending up smeared all along my buttcheek and accidentally rubbing it when I'm wiping, me going to itch my butthole and there being a little poop on the outside.

I have no idea what's going on, but nary a day goes by without me getting some rectal fudge in my hands/arms.


You know I have you favorited as this:

 I whacked off to the girl from that Dinosaurs show. More than once, I mean

And now I laugh even more.

This Bud's for you!
 
2014-05-14 11:39:58 PM

Poot beer: solar8554: It's bad enough when the TP rips and I get some on my finger

I know.....tastes horrible.


That's what she said
 
2014-05-14 11:40:46 PM
This thread is the shiat.
 
2014-05-14 11:46:12 PM
Amazing Rolling Stone article:
A lot of pig shiat is one thing; a lagoon of highly toxic pig shiat is another
"The lagoons themselves are so viscous and venomous that if someone falls in it is foolish to try to save him. A few years ago, a truck driver in Oklahoma was transferring pig shiat to a lagoon when he and his truck went over the side. It took almost three weeks to recover his body. In 1992, when a worker making repairs to a lagoon in Minnesota began to choke to death on the fumes, another worker dived in after him, and they died the same death. In another instance, a worker who was repairing a lagoon in Michigan was overcome by the fumes and fell in. His fifteen-year-old nephew dived in to save him but was overcome, the worker's cousin went in to save the teenager but was overcome, the worker's older brother dived in to save them but was overcome, and then the worker's father dived in. They all died in pig shiat."
Read more:  http://www.rollingstone.com/culture/news/boss-hog-the-dark-side-of-am e ricas-top-pork-producer-20061214#ixzz31kglqVye 
/as for human waste, it is my understanding that it is not actually a very good fertilizer.  I'm sure this dude is just getting it very cheaply.
 
2014-05-14 11:46:42 PM

rebelyell2006: timujin: dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.

I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.

I've driven past chicken farms, paper mills, and pig farms, and the intensity of badness follows that order. Pigs smell bad, but they are not the worst.


Ugh paper mills, yes! I drove past the one in Franklin, VA every time I drove home to visit my parents from college. I was miles and miles away from it on 58, but it still stunk up the entire town. Like a giant fart factory.
 
2014-05-14 11:49:37 PM

Priapetic: If you have a Maine Coon (cat, that is), you know they add a whole new level of odoriferousness to the normal poop scooping activity.  Extra "sauce" as it were.  Not sure how it ranks on the stink-o-meter relative to bird/pig shiat, but it beats my best "post-drinking-mud" effort by a country mile.


It's the price they pay for being an all-around badass.
 
2014-05-14 11:50:25 PM

The Larch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Nope. That's just you.


Yep.

That's what the poo tongs hanging in the toothbrush holder are for.
 
2014-05-14 11:51:19 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


I've been through one of those massive chicken warehouses that PETA likes to trot out everytime McNuggets hit the news for some reason. And i can confidently say i've got them beat the morning after enjoying 2lbs of bleeding rare Porterhouse marinated overnight in Italian salad dressing. I've made my own eyes water.
 
2014-05-14 11:52:15 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Well, I'm done. You can have the internet.
 
2014-05-14 11:53:29 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


There was a chicken farm off I95 that stunk so bad that when the wind was right the DOT put some if those digital warning signs out for the stench.
 
2014-05-14 11:55:52 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Maybe it's just me, but I've gotten more poop on my hands since I turned 30 (32 now) than in all the years before that combined. Toilet paper ripping, poop ending up smeared all along my buttcheek and accidentally rubbing it when I'm wiping, me going to itch my butthole and there being a little poop on the outside.

I have no idea what's going on, but nary a day goes by without me getting some rectal fudge in my hands/arms.


It gets worse over time. 42 now and after decades of piles, my sphincter looks like a mangy dog that has been in a decompression accident.

It gets a few token wipes just enough so I can waddle over to the shower, put on a surgical glove and spend 5 minutes scrubbing that farker down under a jet stream.

A good day isn't a streak free day anymore, it's one where 5 inches of large intestines doesn't pop out to say "Hi, thanks for the corn!".
 
2014-05-14 11:55:56 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 11:56:54 PM

Theory Of Null: You ever been in a sewer you know this shiat is top of the line stink.


www.hdwallpaper4all.com

Takes offense at that comment!

Eriond:

Ugh paper mills, yes! I drove past the one in Franklin, VA every time I drove home to visit my parents from college. I was miles and miles away from it on 58, but it still stunk up the entire town. Like a giant fart factory.

I remember back in the late 90's when Hampton's crabbing business was booming. OMG, it took me forever to find out what that smell was in the summertime, and apparently it was the crabbing factory a couple of miles down the road. Basically it smells like a cross between rotten eggs and stagnant seafood.
 
2014-05-14 11:57:12 PM
I have produced poop so vile, so disgusting, so downright offensive that people three houses away were doing the technicolor yawn. Poop so odorous that the nursery that has garbage cans of crap-filled diapers from formula-fed infants had nothing on the Superfund site that was my toilet.

CSB: I had taken a dump one day around 14:00. It was...bad. The fumes were causing me to hallucinate. Three hours, a can of air freshener, and a lit candle later, my mother pulls in. She opens the car door and proceeds to puke on the carport. I then hear "What the f*ck is that smell?" before another round of puke.

The trick to super-poo is a mixture of Taco Bell, chicken tikka, and frozen dinners. YMMV.
 
2014-05-14 11:59:19 PM
Na na, na boo boo,   stick your head in doo doo.
 
2014-05-15 12:01:11 AM

tinyarena: 433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.

I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times


You are a strong person. I'd have killed myself by now if I had that sort of a job.

I can make a truly disgusting poop. The secret is bile. When you lack the intestines to reabsorb bile and you eat large fatty meals your poop has a lot of "raw" bile in it. I assure you that nothing is more disgusting than a toilet bowl full of nasty smelling crap that also smells simultaneously of vomit.
 
2014-05-15 12:01:46 AM

tinyarena: 433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.

I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times


I am sorry for how this will sound, but...

You're a CNA? Wow that is a terrible job. You're lower than nurses. I mean, buses get shiat, but you have to deal with the shiat. That's awful.
 
2014-05-15 12:02:00 AM

timujin: dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.

I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.


Pig shiat is definitely worse.i did a mission trip house building project downwind of a pig farm, smelled like human diarrhea every time the wind blew.

But the smell of chicken poo bothers me not. It brings up nostalgic feelings for me.

You know what smells worse than chicken shiat? A Chinese dish called stinky tofu. Imagine chicken intestines cooked, with the stench of fried chicken poo. That's exactly what it smells like.
 
2014-05-15 12:02:50 AM
www.all4humor.com
 
2014-05-15 12:06:13 AM

Eriond: rebelyell2006: timujin: dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.

I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.

I've driven past chicken farms, paper mills, and pig farms, and the intensity of badness follows that order. Pigs smell bad, but they are not the worst.

Ugh paper mills, yes! I drove past the one in Franklin, VA every time I drove home to visit my parents from college. I was miles and miles away from it on 58, but it still stunk up the entire town. Like a giant fart factory.


The Tacoma Aroma we call it up in Seattle. It is a vile stench indeed.
 
2014-05-15 12:06:51 AM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


i.imgur.com

No, but is this you? Drink more water or something.
 
2014-05-15 12:08:47 AM

Mister Peejay: The Larch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Nope. That's just you.

Yep.

That's what the poo tongs hanging in the toothbrush holder are for.


My friend once dealt the bowl one too dense and long to flush. So he took a knife from the kitchen and cut it in two. He hid the knife out in the screen porch and no one ever retrieved... The Crap Knife.

Growing up is entertaining.
 
2014-05-15 12:10:09 AM
This makes me hungry for a nice big Japanese steak made of shyte.
 
2014-05-15 12:12:16 AM
It's treated to kill pathogens. At least it's being used!

/would hit. FYI
 
2014-05-15 12:14:22 AM

GungFu:


Was scratching my butt when I scrolled down to see the same, so got a kick.
 
2014-05-15 12:14:33 AM
Is das nict ein haufen mist?
 
2014-05-15 12:18:46 AM
 
2014-05-15 12:24:54 AM

djkutch: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

I believe your account. Most of us don't live around such areas. We have to deal with stinks that are known.

Most of those known will involve a porcelain shaped bowl.


Pig shiat is worse
 
2014-05-15 12:26:04 AM
Worst hospital smells are pulling out the grey mouse (tampon) that's been up there for god knows how long, stool mixed with blood, and draining pilonidal abscesses that form at the top of your buttcrack.

Once I had to disimpact this huge mud dragon from some ancient guys ass with my finger and it he smell could melt paint.  I just couldn't get the smell out of my head.  I then went and saw about 3 patients and still just couldn't get the smell out of my brain.  A nurse then saw me and pointed to my arm.  I had a stowaway turd that was smudged unto the extensor part of my elbow.

When you either ran to the bathroom and didn't make it, or gambled with what you thought was a simple fart but lost, and toilet paper is no match and you have to just get in the shower, that is known as "critical crack"
 
2014-05-15 12:34:09 AM

maram500: tinyarena: 433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.

I really hate to pull rank here fellas, but
Having been a 'Senior Certified Nursing Assistant' at a geriatrics hospital I have had to pull such out of other people. You've just gotta get behind it and hock it out.

Another fun way to spend the afternoon is to carefully clip and cut the encrusted mat out of a senile bears butt crack.
Good times

I am sorry for how this will sound, but...

You're a CNA? Wow that is a terrible job. You're lower than nurses. I mean, buses get shiat, but you have to deal with the shiat. That's awful.


I am a CNA as well. I actually love the job. You get used to the poop pretty quickly. Vaseline up the nose before a shift helps too
 
2014-05-15 12:36:47 AM
Wait, did I read correctly? A farmer who uses human shiat as fertilizer? I'm pretty sure thats a very bad idea, supposedly human waste contains alot of harmful stuff due to our diets and can make any food grown in it toxic. It's what I hear anyway, but even if I'm wrong, using human feces as fertilizer just doesn't sit well with me.
 
2014-05-15 12:37:30 AM

drgloryboy: Worst hospital smells are pulling out the grey mouse (tampon) that's been up there for god knows how long, stool mixed with blood, and draining pilonidal abscesses that form at the top of your buttcrack.

Once I had to disimpact this huge mud dragon from some ancient guys ass with my finger and it he smell could melt paint.  I just couldn't get the smell out of my head.  I then went and saw about 3 patients and still just couldn't get the smell out of my brain.  A nurse then saw me and pointed to my arm.  I had a stowaway turd that was smudged unto the extensor part of my elbow.

When you either ran to the bathroom and didn't make it, or gambled with what you thought was a simple fart but lost, and toilet paper is no match and you have to just get in the shower, that is known as "critical crack"


That is a goddamn hell of a narrative. Just... ))shudder((
 
2014-05-15 12:43:40 AM
"Five yards man.  And it was only a little bitty piece of shiat.  I mean, it didn't really have no taste, either.  Spongy."

Obscure?
 
2014-05-15 12:45:54 AM

Eriond: rebelyell2006: timujin: dr_blasto: timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.

Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.

I cannot speak to this, as I have had the fortune in life to never be exposed to a pig farm.  I have heard stories, stories from men who were once strong.  I'm sure among our brethren there are those who have been exposed to both, but I would not ask them to recall such traumatic events.

I've driven past chicken farms, paper mills, and pig farms, and the intensity of badness follows that order. Pigs smell bad, but they are not the worst.

Ugh paper mills, yes! I drove past the one in Franklin, VA every time I drove home to visit my parents from college. I was miles and miles away from it on 58, but it still stunk up the entire town. Like a giant fart factory.


The paper mill here has been shut down for the last time and is in the process of being dismantled, presumably for the scrap. Eureka is no longer Pewreeka and the pulp mill's demise is not a love lost for many, if not most residents.
 
2014-05-15 12:55:18 AM
www.edensthaw.com
 
2014-05-15 01:00:38 AM

C18H27NO3: Priapetic: If you have a Maine Coon (cat, that is), you know they add a whole new level of odoriferousness to the normal poop scooping activity.  Extra "sauce" as it were.  Not sure how it ranks on the stink-o-meter relative to bird/pig shiat, but it beats my best "post-drinking-mud" effort by a country mile.

It's the price they pay for being an all-around badass.


Indeed. My Maine Coon Cat poops standing up, front paws on the edge of the litter box. Like a boss.
 
2014-05-15 01:02:47 AM
Great, more crappy local news.

/really, this pun wasn't made yet?
 
2014-05-15 01:03:37 AM

WordyGrrl: C18H27NO3: Priapetic: If you have a Maine Coon (cat, that is), you know they add a whole new level of odoriferousness to the normal poop scooping activity.  Extra "sauce" as it were.  Not sure how it ranks on the stink-o-meter relative to bird/pig shiat, but it beats my best "post-drinking-mud" effort by a country mile.

It's the price they pay for being an all-around badass.

Indeed. My Maine Coon Cat poops standing up, front paws on the edge of the litter box. Like a boss.


Mine can't really fit into the catbox, he just kind of hangs his ass over the edge of it to poo. But he mostly prefers to go outside like a wild beast.
 
2014-05-15 01:05:02 AM
media.giphy.com
 
2014-05-15 01:05:55 AM

433: djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dyoukthat you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.

Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.


Hmmm NO... DAMN! wtf is wrong with some of you farkers? I'm glad I don't have whatever medical condition as some of you.
 
2014-05-15 01:06:33 AM
Okay.  So, now I've experienced a bona fide poop thread.
 
2014-05-15 01:10:47 AM

MustardTiger:


When I see that gif, I swear I can hear him taking.
 
2014-05-15 01:11:23 AM
*talking
 
2014-05-15 01:26:46 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 01:29:42 AM
Just be thankful she was on normal television and not smellovision...
 
2014-05-15 01:59:36 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-15 02:04:07 AM

djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.


1. Make sure hands are clean and nail trimmed.


2. Lube finger to be used with soap, ky, something slippery.


3. Insert index finger in butthole until you feel the hard turd.


4. Stab finger as deep into turd as you can.


5. Slowly withdraw finger while at the same time pushing with your gut to draw the turd out.


6. Lightly rinse hands, then sneak up on and place finger beneath friend or loved one's nose.


7. Finish with good scrub.


Works every time.
 
2014-05-15 02:05:41 AM
On a African safari the guides play a joke on the customers. "Hey pick up a pile of that antelope poop, they move on their own like jumping beans." I said that they are moving only because of the micro tremors in my hand (they are hard pellets and not smelly at all) one other person had a handful and agreed with me (he was a doc, I work in hospital labs and see grossness you can't even imagine) HAHA jokes on you, you have poop in your hands! the guide says.  I still insist that its just the tremors of my hand, me and the doc still analyzing the movement of the poop . HAHA Joke was on the guide (I think).
 
2014-05-15 02:21:35 AM

wellreadneck: As we speak, they're spraying liquefied pig shiat on the fields surrounding my house, so I'm really getting a kick...


That smell... in Germany, they call it "frisch Landluft" (fresh farm air).
 
2014-05-15 02:33:18 AM
I guess I'm still figuring out how I'm supposed to be outraged about this.
 
2014-05-15 02:40:27 AM

RoLleRKoaSTeR: Is das nict ein haufen mist

?

Ja, das ist ein Haufen Mist!
 
2014-05-15 03:27:26 AM

Snazzy1: djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.

Need to work this into a campaign slogan somehow....

Like for Chris Christie


If Chris Christie plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. He BEEFS. He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that during his 2013 reelection campaign, he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.
 
2014-05-15 03:42:03 AM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: Snazzy1: djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.

Need to work this into a campaign slogan somehow....

Like for Chris Christie

If Chris Christie plops his fat ass down on your toilet, you better get the plunger ready. He BEEFS. He'll drop 5 or 6 forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between. Rumor has it that during his 2013 reelection campaign, he used to shiat in the shower and heel it down the drain to save time.


2 or 3 courics
 
2014-05-15 04:22:27 AM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Eat more prunes.
 
2014-05-15 04:57:09 AM

Prey4reign: "Five yards man.  And it was only a little bitty piece of shiat.  I mean, it didn't really have no taste, either.  Spongy."

Obscure?


" I AM GODZILLA. YOU. ARE. JAPAN."
 
2014-05-15 05:31:03 AM
i.ytimg.com

"You forgot your phony dog poo."

"What phony dog poo?"
 
2014-05-15 05:39:11 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VOtsSjPS3g

Most.  Definitely.  Applies.

/Those tomatoes though...
 
2014-05-15 07:50:56 AM
How did the use of the phrase "human shiat" get past an editor?   Oh, it's a blog post.


Nevermind.
 
2014-05-15 07:59:33 AM
i266.photobucket.com

That's a lot of sheeeit.....
 
2014-05-15 08:15:15 AM

Doctor Funkenstein: I don't know whether to laugh or cry or jerk off or order Papa Johns or what. Best of luck to you,Lady Shiatfist.


Why not all of them. You could order Papa Johns, jerk off while you're waiting, cry because you didn't get done before the pizza guy got there, and laugh as you finish off on your rooomate's side of the pizza.

Extra cheese indeed.
 
2014-05-15 08:15:40 AM

Harry Freakstorm: [i266.photobucket.com image 551x311]

That's a lot of sheeeit.....


imagehost4.online-image-editor.com
 
2014-05-15 08:49:06 AM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2014-05-15 09:01:16 AM
"After the piece aired, one commenter on KSDK.com accused Matthews of having a "sick fetish" for people poop"

I know we're all having fun discussing poop in here, but did no one see this? What kind of asshurt tender flower would have that much issue with a reporter making a quasi-fool of herself? It's not like she rolled in it, or rubbed her face in it....

*shrug*
 
2014-05-15 09:12:15 AM

MythDragon: Doctor Funkenstein: I don't know whether to laugh or cry or jerk off or order Papa Johns or what. Best of luck to you,Lady Shiatfist.

Why not all of them. You could order Papa Johns, jerk off while you're waiting, cry because you didn't get done before the pizza guy got there, and laugh as you finish off on your rooomate's side of the pizza.

Extra cheese indeed.


I'll be sending you the bill for this keyboard and pair of 24" displays.
 
2014-05-15 09:13:09 AM
Enjoy your prozac and synthetic hormones, along with all the other pharmaceuticals that pass through sewage treatment unscathed.
 
2014-05-15 11:00:03 AM

beezeltown: Enjoy your prozac and synthetic hormones, along with all the other pharmaceuticals that pass through sewage treatment unscathed.


This and a sigh.
 
2014-05-15 11:40:39 AM

I Browse: I always wondered what happened to butthole tattoo girl...

[www.inquisitr.com image 475x275]


I saw the same resemblance, so I clicked into the thread and glad I am not the only one!
 
M-G
2014-05-15 01:50:56 PM
Can't get too worked up over someone putting their hands in compost....

But I do have to wonder if the neighboring farmer normally rails on keeping the government out of people's business.
 
2014-05-15 02:56:51 PM
ten in the stink seems a little excessive
 
2014-05-15 04:25:52 PM

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