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(Riverfront Times)   A Missouri reporter picked up a pile of human poop on TV with her bare hands   (blogs.riverfronttimes.com) divider line 159
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2014-05-14 07:59:54 PM
Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.
 
2014-05-14 08:00:43 PM
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2014-05-14 08:09:21 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila
 
2014-05-14 08:17:45 PM

some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila


Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.
 
2014-05-14 08:23:30 PM
I don't know whether to laugh or cry or jerk off or order Papa Johns or what. Best of luck to you,Lady Shiatfist.
 
2014-05-14 08:32:35 PM
Let's see what the thread will degenerate into from here.
 
2014-05-14 08:32:56 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.
 
2014-05-14 08:37:00 PM
I really don't want to click.......but I must.
 
2014-05-14 08:38:34 PM
There are worse things you could pick up

/my ex, for example
 
2014-05-14 08:50:37 PM
And what does Todd Akin weigh these days?
 
2014-05-14 08:52:42 PM
It's bad enough when the TP rips and I get some on my finger
 
2014-05-14 08:54:41 PM
The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.
 
2014-05-14 09:14:40 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Let's see what the thread will degenerate into from here.


I always wear a hazmat suit when I'm on Fark, so I'm good.
 
2014-05-14 09:16:06 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.


Has anyone ever figured out why?  I mean, even for bird poop it's horrifying.
 
2014-05-14 09:16:54 PM

dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.


I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.
 
2014-05-14 09:38:21 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.


I believe your account. Most of us don't live around such areas. We have to deal with stinks that are known.

Most of those known will involve a porcelain shaped bowl.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:10 PM
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2014-05-14 09:42:37 PM

timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.


Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:11 PM

timujin: dr_blasto: some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila

Aye that. Ugh. I've had some superfund-quality toxic waste dumps myself after the tequila.

I'm telling you both, I don't care if you drank an entire case of Jose 1800, nothing is as bad as chicken poop.  And it's not bad enough that you have to smell it when you drive by the coops, every spring they take truckloads of the stuff and spread it on every farm for miles.  Just horrible.  HORRIBLE.


Ok, so, is it worse than a pig farm?

Because pig farms are worse than my tequila poo. But only by a hair.
 
2014-05-14 09:52:58 PM
Poop thread?

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2014-05-14 10:16:22 PM

Doctor Funkenstein: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

And this. It takes your breath away. Not in a latently gay Top Gun way, either. Chicken shiat is horrifying.


Thirded.  I once had the misfortune of riding my bike past an industrial-size chicken coop in the middle of a hot summer day with the wind blowing  just the wrong direction.  Holy fark, I almost passed out before I got out of that draft.
 
2014-05-14 10:18:13 PM

some_beer_drinker: timujin: Bet it still doesn't smell as bad as chicken shiat, I don't think I've ever smelled anything worse.

i can make some pretty epic poo after a night of heavy drinking. especially tequila


Nothing, nothing smells more heinous than a poo of the lactose intolerant after they eat dairy.
 
2014-05-14 10:19:21 PM
Have we got to the nasty, baby diapers, yet?  What about Depends and the adult diapers for elderly seniors who can't control themselves?
 
2014-05-14 10:19:54 PM
How else was she meant to get it in the taco shell?
 
2014-05-14 10:20:56 PM

One girl, two cupped hands.


blogs.riverfronttimes.com

 
2014-05-14 10:21:17 PM
You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.
 
2014-05-14 10:21:58 PM
Looks like some young lady is up for a dirty Sanchez or a glass bottom boat.

/Not that I would know about such things.
 
2014-05-14 10:22:03 PM
So the world now knows she's a ass eater
 
2014-05-14 10:22:21 PM

skinink: One girl, two cupped hands.
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That poor reporter didn't realize she was making herself into a meme when she did that.  But she probably realizes that now.
 
2014-05-14 10:24:22 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 10:24:31 PM
Subby lied.  There's no Rosie O'Donnell in that clip
 
2014-05-14 10:24:42 PM

djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.


Need to work this into a campaign slogan somehow....

Like for Chris Christie
 
2014-05-14 10:24:44 PM
Yep. That's sh*t.
 
2014-05-14 10:24:58 PM
As we speak, they're spraying liquefied pig shiat on the fields surrounding my house, so I'm really getting a kick...
 
2014-05-14 10:25:21 PM
See? Journalism is not dead!
 
2014-05-14 10:27:44 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Nope. That's just you.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:03 PM

Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Possum shiat is absolutely vile smelling.


Possums in general are absolutely vile.

Hell their self defense mechanism is that they are so vile, that when they are dead, nothing wants to eat them, so they can just fake being dead to avoid being hurt.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:03 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


You're not drinking enough water.  I found out the hard way too, but it was more like hard packed saw dust.
 
2014-05-14 10:28:41 PM
this chick may be a bit too sheltered, and not street wise enough.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:22 PM

neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.


Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:28 PM
This isn't just normal human shiat, it's the shiat left over from human shiat.  The shiatty shiat sludge from shiatty sewers. You ever been in a sewer you know this shiat is top of the line stink. You are what you eat.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:44 PM
she's kind of cute. I could make german porn movies with her

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2014-05-14 10:31:26 PM

djkutch: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

Pro life tip: Index finger instead of thumb. You have to position the finger forward of the obstruction and coax it down. Like wiping back to front.

A thumb is just going to stab blindly and muck it up.


Or give a push on your skin, around the obstruction, as if popping a really big zit.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:11 PM
Yo Dawg.....you like corn, I eat corn and it goes in my shiat to grow more.......................whatever.

Too lazy for memes.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:40 PM
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2014-05-14 10:33:43 PM
That's going to be an eye grabbing segment on her resume reel.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:43 PM
Lady, I know your director told you to do that, but you really shouldn't have.
 
2014-05-14 10:33:58 PM

martid4: neongoats: You ever have a poop so hard and dry that you have to reach a dry thumb up there and pry it loose like overly dry modeling clay? Traumatic.

You're not drinking enough water.  I found out the hard way too, but it was more like hard packed saw dust.


Heh, it was a few days after oral surgery. Between drinking being painful and too many percocet, yeah.
 
2014-05-14 10:34:05 PM
Oh, that's nasty.

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2014-05-14 10:34:06 PM

djkutch: The day after Thanksgiving every year. It starts with a Bloody Mary or three in the morning. Then, various pale ales and a stout. Red wine with meal. A nap for the intestines to catch up. Then, whiskey or vodka post nap and a second fourth helping of leftovers.

If there was only a way to record that smell. It would smell like America. It would smell like...victory.


I like the cut of your jib
 
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