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(Anchorage Daily News)   Move to Alaska and experience the breathtaking views, the abundant seafood, the bears eating your Chihuahua in your backyard   (adn.com) divider line 91
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2014-05-14 08:40:31 PM  
I didn't realize the Alaskan bear was a fan of Mexican food.
 
2014-05-14 08:46:34 PM  
I don't know what the fox says...but the bear says "yo quiero taco bell
 
2014-05-14 08:51:37 PM  
Similar thing here is California, only its coyotes who do it.  They can jump a pretty tall fence, so your dog isn't safe just because it is fenced in.
 
2014-05-14 09:27:14 PM  
In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua in Alaska.
 
2014-05-14 09:46:30 PM  
You bring a snack to the party, it's gon' get et.

Your dog has to at least bigger than a bread box before it's anything but food in a forest environment.
 
2014-05-14 10:00:04 PM  

Ambivalence: They're prey to just about everything.


I dunno how many times I heard  yet another story about Chihuahua vs. Eagle.
 
2014-05-14 10:04:53 PM  

Ambivalence: In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua in Alaska.


Lenny_da_Hog: Ambivalence: They're prey to just about everything.

I dunno how many times I heard  yet another story about Chihuahua vs. Eagle.


These. I understand the attachment the people had to their pets and can offer sympathy, but c'mon people. You live there because of the wild beauty and nature so please take a minute or two to understand what that means.
 
2014-05-14 10:12:32 PM  
Putin sent them
 
2014-05-14 10:20:21 PM  
Then on Tuesday, "I woke up and put my war paint on," she said.

She bought a shotgun, found the revolver that had been packed away, and moved the chickens into a dry cabin on the property.


This article reads like feminine "Grizzly" fanfic.
 
2014-05-14 10:29:43 PM  

Ambivalence: In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua  in Alaska.


That's more like it.
 
2014-05-14 10:41:03 PM  
So if I move to Alaska, I'll get a free chihuahua?
 
2014-05-14 10:59:38 PM  
One mammals prized companion is another mammals yummy snack.
 
2014-05-14 11:17:31 PM  
Yo quiero una pistola
 
2014-05-14 11:23:01 PM  

texdent: So if I move to Alaska, I'll get a free chihuahua?


No, you have to put $5 in the bear food dispenser first.
 
2014-05-14 11:30:14 PM  
Circle of liiiife
 
2014-05-14 11:32:12 PM  
Mooney, the Fish and Game biologist, said bear attacks on yippy, snack-sized canines don't occur often in Sitka because most people know it's only a matter of time before something eats those walking mockeries of an actual dog and so opt for a dog more able to defend itself than a McDonalds happy meal in a collar.
 
2014-05-14 11:33:52 PM  
appetizer
 
2014-05-14 11:34:16 PM  
I think I'll call you "snack"!
 
2014-05-14 11:34:47 PM  
Shotgun, huh? LOL  Going to be a nice followup article where she winds up dead.
Prolly topping that shotgun off with bird-shot, too.  Then, not even know where she puts it.... again.
 
2014-05-14 11:35:03 PM  

Ambivalence: In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua in Alaska.


Bears re-eating.
 
2014-05-14 11:36:00 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Similar thing here is California, only its coyotes who do it.  They can jump a pretty tall fence, so your dog isn't safe just because it is fenced in.


Even if it has somewhere to retreat to, especially if it's chained:

img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 11:36:13 PM  
FTFA:Myers believes Paco, who had never seen a bear, thought that the animal was a big dog. She believes Paco approached the bear and lay down, submitting to it.

Aaaand at the point in the article I completely lost my shiat. What could that bear be thinking at that point? "uhhhhm, ok? I guess I can end your suffering you poor little thing".

I'm still farking dying here! I love dogs but thats just farking funny.
 
2014-05-14 11:36:55 PM  
Think that's bad don't let them get a hold of your rabbits.
 
2014-05-14 11:38:57 PM  
So she buys a shotgun... that'll just piss it off.
 
2014-05-14 11:44:04 PM  
Hell, any one of my rats could've eaten that thing...
 
2014-05-14 11:44:09 PM  
But Stimpy's okay, right?
 
2014-05-14 11:51:28 PM  
A Chihuahua once killed a grizzly bear in Yellowstone some years back.  The dog managed to choke the bear to death when he got caught in the bear's throat.
 
2014-05-14 11:51:39 PM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Similar thing here is California, only its coyotes who do it.  They can jump a pretty tall fence, so your dog isn't safe just because it is fenced in.


Happens all the time in downtown Chicago. This was posted in the elevator of my old building.

i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 11:51:54 PM  

LoneVVolf: So she buys a shotgun... that'll just piss it off.


A shotgun can stop a bear. You just need slugs and you gotta be close.

12 gauge caaaaan do it. If you can get an 8 gauge though...
 
2014-05-14 11:53:40 PM  

Ambivalence: In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua in Alaska.


Couldn't agree more. Start a free range hamster farm in Alaska. *no hamsters were harmed in this post
 
2014-05-14 11:56:18 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Then on Tuesday, "I woke up and put my war paint on," she said.

She bought a shotgun, found the revolver that had been packed away, and moved the chickens into a dry cabin on the property.

This article reads like feminine "Grizzly" fanfic.


The bear was there first, lady. Respect.

CSB- I used to bartend in bear country, at Lake Alpine in NorCal. The town next to the lake is called Bear Valley...one night, I had an IRATE camper demand a cabin from me (we didn't have any available) because:
"A BEAR got into my camp and I want to know what you're going to do about it?"
I said, "Well sir, since this is BEAR Valley, there's not a whole lot I can do, except recommend you book a cabin next time and keep your food in one of the bear lockers next to your campsite." He went away mad, but at least he went away.
End CSB

/You know how to tell if you're being chased by a black bear or a brown (grizzly) bear? Climb a tree. If it's a black bear, it'll come up after you, if it's a brown bear, it'll shake you out of the tree
//Good times...
 
2014-05-14 11:59:14 PM  

Prey4reign: I didn't realize the Alaskan bear was a fan of Mexican food.


Nice...

But relly who goes to a wilderness and let's their little pet out? Even a fox could make a meal of a Chihuahua.
 
2014-05-15 12:02:21 AM  
I wonder if it gave the bear the runs ...
 
2014-05-15 12:03:11 AM  
Is this the scenario where we approve of owning a pit bull?
 
2014-05-15 12:03:27 AM  
How will it be faring when the collar hits the anus?
 
2014-05-15 12:09:46 AM  

Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Similar thing here is California, only its coyotes who do it.  They can jump a pretty tall fence, so your dog isn't safe just because it is fenced in.


Ditto in Georgia. Add hawks into the mix for a dog that small.
 
2014-05-15 12:11:28 AM  
This gens, "Dingoes ate my baby."
 
2014-05-15 12:14:11 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: Angela Lansbury's Merkin: Similar thing here is California, only its coyotes who do it.  They can jump a pretty tall fence, so your dog isn't safe just because it is fenced in.

Even if it has somewhere to retreat to, especially if it's chained:

[img.fark.net image 595x889]


I laugh my ass off every time I see that.
 
2014-05-15 12:14:55 AM  
Bears hell, in Alaska, the birds will eat your chihuahua
 
2014-05-15 12:17:44 AM  
♪ It's the Circle of Life...♪
 
2014-05-15 12:19:13 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-05-15 12:21:17 AM  

Ambivalence: In Alaska, Chihuahuas are not dogs, they are snacks for the wildlife.   The problem is, they think they're dogs and act like they're dogs, but they aren't.  They're prey to just about everything.

You have to be some kind of stupid to have a Chihuahua in Alaska.


Bears, cougars, lynx, bobcats, eagles, owls, hawks, foxes, wolves, wolverines, coyotes. Hell, their mosquitos are big enough to carry away a chihuahua.
 
2014-05-15 12:23:56 AM  

boinkingbill: A Chihuahua once killed a grizzly bear in Yellowstone some years back.  The dog managed to choke the bear to death when he got caught in the bear's throat.



t2.gstatic.com
 
2014-05-15 12:28:55 AM  

LoneVVolf: So she buys a shotgun... that'll just piss it off.


You really need some firepower to stop a bear.

I like watching "Alaska State Troopers" when my TV is cooperating (f*cking HDTV, just thought I'd throw that in) and in one episode, they stopped some idiot with a concealed 9-mm (which is legal in Alaska). They asked him what he was going to do with that. "Oh, it's in case I'm attacked by a bear." The troopers just about died laughing: "What are you gonna do, tickle it to death?"

A shotgun would PROBABLY do it--but you better have solid slugs, not buckshot. Bet crazy Chihuahua lady is using rock salt...
 
2014-05-15 12:31:37 AM  
In North Korea it's called dinner
 
2014-05-15 12:35:39 AM  

solar8554: In North Korea it's called dinner


In Alaska, it is an appetizer.
 
2014-05-15 12:36:01 AM  
doggy = hors d'oevre
 
2014-05-15 12:39:18 AM  
The "dog" ran up to the bear and laid down. What the hell was the bear supposed to do? Tickle it's belly?
 
2014-05-15 12:39:26 AM  
l.wigflip.com
 
2014-05-15 12:42:35 AM  
www.seniorark.com
 
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