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(Daily Mail)   63-year-old Michigan hipster was into child pornography when it was still underground   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
    More: Sick, Michigan, Bruce Fonda, child pornography charges, Roy Orbison, Richmond Hills, Boise Police Department, child pornography, Computer Crime  
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2014-05-14 06:03:14 PM  
That is all kinds of weird and gross even before you factor in the kiddie porn.
 
2014-05-14 06:11:29 PM  
he appears wearing bright-orange high-top snickers

Well, he IS going to be packed with nuts...
 
2014-05-14 06:14:32 PM  

RTOGUY: That is all kinds of weird and gross even before you factor in the kiddie porn.


Yeah

Normally I'm against publicizing people who've been accused of crimes, especially blackout crimes like child pornography, because it's so easy to misuse blackout crimes as a political tool. You can just say: "HE HAS CHILD PORN ON HIS COMPUTER! Of I can't show you this but it's horrible and he needs to be in jail, and why would you want to see it anyway? Do you want to go to jail, citizen? Someone arrest this guy! Ha ha, just joking. Or am I? Don't question ze government, shizer essen!" and boom, instant political prisoner. It's the modern day version of accusations of witchcraft. And the best part is you don't even need a conviction. Many people just assume it's true.

But this guy creeps me right the hell out just all on his own. I don't know or care what was on his computer, he needs to be dealt with by the proper authorities before anything else:

warosu.org
 
2014-05-14 06:27:23 PM  
Creepy defined.
 
2014-05-14 06:55:38 PM  
In my America, we would arrest guys for looking like that just walking down the street, then start collecting evidence against them.
 
2014-05-14 07:47:13 PM  

criscodisco: In my America, we would arrest guys for looking like that just walking down the street, then start collecting evidence against them.


What more evidence do you need? Looking like that is actionable in and of itself.
 
2014-05-14 07:56:20 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Pedophiles are generally unable to relate sexually with people their own age, but this guy REALLY seems to be embracing that concept.
 
2014-05-14 08:19:20 PM  
OMFG
I am going to have to spend hours looking at porn to get that image scrubbed from my brains.
 
2014-05-14 08:33:58 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: he appears wearing bright-orange high-top snickers

Well, he IS going to be packed with nuts...


i'm satisfied with where this thread is going.
 
2014-05-14 08:49:56 PM  
i1.kym-cdn.com
skateandannoy.com
 
2014-05-14 08:58:06 PM  
Oh, my....  That mugshot is some major nightmare fuel....
 
2014-05-14 08:58:31 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: he appears wearing bright-orange high-top snickers

Well, he IS going to be packed with nuts...


Nuttier than squirrel shiat, if you ask me.
 
2014-05-14 09:00:14 PM  
A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man
 Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?
 
2014-05-14 09:01:32 PM  
When you are 63 years old, most porn is child porn when you think about it.
 
2014-05-14 09:05:18 PM  
No eyebrows in the mugshot. Where did they go?
 
2014-05-14 09:06:31 PM  
This guy makes my skin crawl. I'm not sure if it's the CP or his doucher waka-wear.
 
2014-05-14 09:08:52 PM  
In his booking photo, he appears wearing bright-orange high-top snickers, lemon-yellow pants and a short-sleeve plaid shirt over a black sweater.

 Lemon.
Party
for one.
Not going anywhere for a while.
 
2014-05-14 09:10:31 PM  

Fallout Boy: When you are 63 years old, most porn is child porn when you think about it.


hahaha, oh god
 
2014-05-14 09:12:22 PM  

jsmilky: A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man
 Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?


That is what I was thinking. Elderly is like 80+
 
2014-05-14 09:19:15 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

Minus the peddling child pornography part, I'm thinking Rivers Cuomo might look like this in another 20 years.
 
2014-05-14 09:20:14 PM  
I knew Stephen Hawking was faking that wheelchair shiat
 
2014-05-14 09:24:06 PM  
It's not that he doesn't like sex with adults, he just prefers their earlier work..
 
2014-05-14 09:24:47 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]

Pedophiles are generally unable to relate sexually with people their own age, but this guy REALLY seems to be embracing that concept.


img1.wikia.nocookie.net

Approves?
 
2014-05-14 09:28:02 PM  
So, what's his Fark handle?
 
2014-05-14 09:32:47 PM  

redsquid: It's not that he doesn't like sex with adults, he just prefers their earlier work..


nice
 
2014-05-14 09:32:51 PM  

fusillade762: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x432]

Pedophiles are generally unable to relate sexually with people their own age, but this guy REALLY seems to be embracing that concept.


I'm unable to relate sexually to most people my own age, but a 35 year old whippersnapperette would be most welcome.

Fallout Boy: When you are 63 years old, most porn is child porn when you think about it.


HEY. The definition of "prepubescent" doesn't change regardless of my age. Look it up.

machoprogrammer: jsmilky: A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man

Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?

That is what I was thinking. Elderly is like 80+


Speak for yourself. I entered midlife crisis on my 25th birthday and I've been elderly since turning 42. If you knew me IRL you'd see why that is.

"Techno Boy." GACK.
 
2014-05-14 09:34:08 PM  

fusillade762: Pedophiles are generally unable to relate sexually with people their own age, but this guy REALLY seems to be embracing that concept.


That looks like Stephen Hawking after he was mugged by color blind interior decorators...
 
2014-05-14 09:39:29 PM  
It's good when cops break out the full body mugshot. Arresting this freak must have been quite the memory.
 
2014-05-14 09:39:40 PM  
I can't unsee that
 
2014-05-14 09:39:49 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
He's as god made him, sir.
 
2014-05-14 09:40:28 PM  

jsmilky: A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man
 Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?


machoprogrammer: That is what I was thinking. Elderly is like 80+


You sound elderly.
 
2014-05-14 09:42:58 PM  

Munchkin City Coroner: jsmilky: A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man
 Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?

machoprogrammer: That is what I was thinking. Elderly is like 80+

You sound elderly.


HUD defines elderly as 62.
 
2014-05-14 09:44:13 PM  

vudukungfu: Munchkin City Coroner: jsmilky: A 63-year-old Michigan man ...the elderly man
 Elderly at age sixty-three??  who wrote this, some co-ed?

machoprogrammer: That is what I was thinking. Elderly is like 80+

You sound elderly.

HUD defines elderly as 62.


HUD can kiss my wrinkly ass...
 
2014-05-14 09:48:33 PM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 09:48:41 PM  
He looks like an aged special education student.  I wonder if he is all there?
 
2014-05-14 09:51:15 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: redsquid: It's not that he doesn't like sex with adults, he just prefers their earlier work..

nice


Seconded. I think we can close down the thread, redsquid has won.
 
2014-05-14 09:56:05 PM  
I'd swear this was the guy in the HTC commercial.
 
2014-05-14 09:57:39 PM  
allegedly emailing a friend in Idaho X-rated videos.

So, when did MPAA start rating this kind of videos?
 
2014-05-14 09:58:09 PM  
I think I saw him late last year at the local Cityfest dancing in an outfit that would have been hip in 1998. He looked so out of place and no one wanted to be around him as he stood there dancing on his blanket trying to be "young".
BTW is it just me or is he wearing a Chris-Chan shirt?
 
2014-05-14 10:00:37 PM  

TheGreatGazoo: He looks like an aged special education student.  I wonder if he is all there?


I think it's safe to say he's not...
 
2014-05-14 10:03:27 PM  
Sometimes being a pedophile is less about just being creepy and more about having a real mental health problem.
This guy would win for both categories.
 
2014-05-14 10:08:35 PM  

Pribar: fusillade762: Pedophiles are generally unable to relate sexually with people their own age, but this guy REALLY seems to be embracing that concept.

That looks like Stephen Hawking after he was mugged by color blind interior decorators...


d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
 
2014-05-14 10:09:15 PM  

traylor: allegedly emailing a friend in Idaho X-rated videos.

So, when did MPAA start rating this kind of videos?


Umm, they don't.  The MPAA has never had an X-rating.  Perhaps you're thinking of NC-17?

/pedantic
 
2014-05-14 10:20:12 PM  

alice_600: I think I saw him late last year at the local Cityfest dancing in an outfit that would have been hip in 1998. He looked so out of place and no one wanted to be around him as he stood there dancing on his blanket trying to be "young".
BTW is it just me or is he wearing a Chris-Chan shirt?


Around a decade ago when I used to go to tons of local shows, there was a dude in his 60s who was at like every damn ska show on Long Island and in NYC. He was always by himself but I mean it's all the same kids that go to these shows so he always had people coming up and talking to him.

I think he just loved the farking music-- this pedo on the other hand looks like a real Toys R Us kid.

/csb
 
2014-05-14 10:21:11 PM  
Wishing this was an Onion article right about now...

/creepy
 
2014-05-14 10:40:49 PM  
Since the guy looked so normal that he could fit in anywhere, probably no one ever would have guessed that he was sick freak!
 
2014-05-14 10:59:03 PM  

zarker: Sometimes being a pedophile is less about just being creepy and more about having a real mental health problem.
This guy would win for both categories.


Or sometimes you're just born that way. If people can be born gay or straight, why not pedo? Do you think anybody would choose to be like that, especially in the contemporary USA?

Which is not to excuse them mind you. Conversion therapy won't work, but they can be given supportive counseling to help them resist the urges. Which most of them somehow do anyway, focusing on fantasy instead of actually touching any kids. You know, like most "sodomites" did in the 1840s.

Of course I'm not talking about myself. I go for drunken sluts between 21 and 37 with Borderline Personality and/or a mood disorder, trust funds and/or credit ratings, who live alone (or with several pets). And take heart: being good looking isn't as important as being fun to be around (which is my excuse anyway). EIP!


/ On the other hand, given my chances of ever getting laid for free again maybe I need supportive therapy to help me focus on something else. Like drinking more, for example.
 
2014-05-14 11:35:55 PM  
Creepy don't begin to describe him.
 
2014-05-14 11:55:06 PM  
Set him on fire and sell tickets.
 
2014-05-15 12:16:36 AM  
Lip syncing Roy Orbison songs and recording is apparently seeking fame.
 
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