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(CBS Miami)   I'm calling bullcrap. I've been licking dog faces and letting dogs lick my face since forever. The black blood seeping from my ears is unrelated   (miami.cbslocal.com ) divider line
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2014-05-14 07:57:54 PM  
Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?
 
2014-05-14 07:59:30 PM  
After all, it's not like a dog knows to wash hands or brush teeth.

Maybe they know but are simply unable because they don't have thumbs. Ever think about that Mr Smart Guy?
 
2014-05-14 08:01:20 PM  
Licking your fave what?
 
2014-05-14 08:43:35 PM  

fusillade762: Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?


yes.
 
2014-05-14 08:56:05 PM  
Is it odd that peanut butter comes to mind?
 
2014-05-14 09:46:12 PM  
I can pretty much guarantee any human hand or mouth is much worse.
 
2014-05-14 09:46:30 PM  
"You don't understand,,,Chunks is my dog."
 
2014-05-14 09:50:15 PM  

solar8554: Is it odd that peanut butter comes to mind?


No, and we are both going to hell for immediately making that connection.  Can I have the window seat in the handbasket?
 
2014-05-14 09:52:31 PM  
Urban legend has it that dog's mouths are very clean.

Well that's one urban legend I have  never heard. A dog with more than one mouth?
 
2014-05-14 09:53:01 PM  
"I don't think it's a good idea to French kiss your dog"   ...  thanks for that Doctor.
 
2014-05-14 09:53:54 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com

Your dog wants corn.
 
2014-05-14 09:54:36 PM  

aseras: I can pretty much guarantee any human hand or mouth is much worse.


Depends on what you mean by worse.

Your definitely less likely to catch a disease from a dog because most diseases a dog can carry aren't communicable to humans.
 
2014-05-14 09:56:27 PM  
media.al.com
 
2014-05-14 09:57:42 PM  
One of my childhood friends would pretty much make out with his dog.

Face on face with both tongues.


It was ruff to look at.
 
2014-05-14 09:57:57 PM  
www.caninest.com
 
2014-05-14 09:58:35 PM  
I want to see the side-by-side comparison of the dog mouth bacteria and the dog owner's mouth bacteria.

Just for funzies.
 
2014-05-14 09:58:39 PM  
cdnbakmi.kaltura.com
 
2014-05-14 09:59:20 PM  
I let my dog eat off my fork/spoon. So far so good
 
2014-05-14 10:02:08 PM  
animalsatworkblog.org
 
2014-05-14 10:02:54 PM  

DrunkWithImpotence: solar8554: Is it odd that peanut butter comes to mind?

No, and we are both going to hell for immediately making that connection.  Can I have the window seat in the handbasket?


As long as you remember the peanut butter
 
2014-05-14 10:04:44 PM  

fusillade762: Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?


EyWWWWWWW
GET DIRECT TV instead.
 
2014-05-14 10:05:25 PM  
White people problems
 
2014-05-14 10:06:24 PM  

aseras: I can pretty much guarantee any human hand or mouth is much worse.


Yeah, much as I wouldn't want to be bitten by a dog, I really wouldn't want to be bitten by a human...
 
2014-05-14 10:09:14 PM  

solar8554: DrunkWithImpotence: solar8554: Is it odd that peanut butter comes to mind?

No, and we are both going to hell for immediately making that connection.  Can I have the window seat in the handbasket?

As long as you remember the peanut butter


Say, didn't Toto get stolen in a handbasket?
 
2014-05-14 10:12:46 PM  
Firstly, where's the [florida] tag?

Secondly, "After all, it's not like a dog knows to wash hands or brush teeth" means that whoever wrote TFA either isn't a dog person or is just a terrible dog owner.  It doesn't matter whether a dog knows to brush his teeth, because as his human  you're supposed to do that.

// They actual sell dog-toothpaste and brushes and shiat for it, which is a bit silly since all you need is some mouthwash and one of the 1$ people toothbrushes from a convenience store.  But fancy or not, you still need to do it once a week or so.

// Actually my favorite fancy replacement for this chore was when some guy made a chew-toy out of basically dental floss.  That one was kinda clever, actually.
 
2014-05-14 10:14:30 PM  
FTFA--""I don't think it's a great idea to french kiss a dog, but having a normal lick on the face is no more dangerous than a kiss from your spouse," said Dr. Simmons."

That's my take on this.
 
2014-05-14 10:17:50 PM  
Let's go through Rover's itinerary.....

1-  "Cripes, my balls itch" (slurp slurp slurp) "Man, that feels good"  (slurp slurp slurp)
2-  "Hey, the cat just puked"  (sniff sniff)  "Smells pretty good" (munch munch) "Man this is awesome"
3-  "OK, time for a drink"  (sniff sniff) "this toilet water smells like piss" (slurp slurp)  "Man, that was good"
4-  "Damnation my asshole itches" (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp) "Man, I could do that all day"  (slurp slurp)
5-  "Hey, the cat just took a gnarly dump" (sniff sniff munch munch) "Little crunchy, but not bad"

(sounds of door opening)

"Rover!  Here boy!  Come give master a kiss!"

"Master, master!"   (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp)
 
2014-05-14 10:22:49 PM  

steklo: [animalsatworkblog.org image 850x680]


Is that Judi Dench?
 
2014-05-14 10:27:42 PM  
I kiss my dog on the lips all the time. It enriches my spirit.
 
2014-05-14 10:32:19 PM  

ristst: Let's go through Rover's itinerary.....

1-  "Cripes, my balls itch" (slurp slurp slurp) "Man, that feels good"  (slurp slurp slurp)
2-  "Hey, the cat just puked"  (sniff sniff)  "Smells pretty good" (munch munch) "Man this is awesome"
3-  "OK, time for a drink"  (sniff sniff) "this toilet water smells like piss" (slurp slurp)  "Man, that was good"
4-  "Damnation my asshole itches" (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp) "Man, I could do that all day"  (slurp slurp)
5-  "Hey, the cat just took a gnarly dump" (sniff sniff munch munch) "Little crunchy, but not bad"

(sounds of door opening)

"Rover!  Here boy!  Come give master a kiss!"

"Master, master!"   (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp)


Dogs don't eat poo unless there is a problem.  Given that they can small 500x better than you, they can simply smell that there is undigested something in the poo.  Drinking out of the toilet hints at shiatty owners too.
 
2014-05-14 10:36:45 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: ristst: Let's go through Rover's itinerary.....

1-  "Cripes, my balls itch" (slurp slurp slurp) "Man, that feels good"  (slurp slurp slurp)
2-  "Hey, the cat just puked"  (sniff sniff)  "Smells pretty good" (munch munch) "Man this is awesome"
3-  "OK, time for a drink"  (sniff sniff) "this toilet water smells like piss" (slurp slurp)  "Man, that was good"
4-  "Damnation my asshole itches" (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp) "Man, I could do that all day"  (slurp slurp)
5-  "Hey, the cat just took a gnarly dump" (sniff sniff munch munch) "Little crunchy, but not bad"

(sounds of door opening)

"Rover!  Here boy!  Come give master a kiss!"

"Master, master!"   (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp)

Dogs don't eat poo unless there is a problem.  Given that they can small 500x better than you, they can simply smell that there is undigested something in the poo.  Drinking out of the toilet hints at shiatty owners too.


Citation needed.  You are so full of shiat.

:)
 
2014-05-14 10:39:17 PM  

big pig peaches: aseras: I can pretty much guarantee any human hand or mouth is much worse.

Depends on what you mean by worse.

Your definitely less likely to catch a disease from a dog because most diseases a dog can carry aren't communicable to humans.


Pretty much this. Humanity would've never survived if dog germs crossed over to people.

/in before Lucy yelling for iodine.
//adjusts onion on my belt.
 
2014-05-14 10:40:33 PM  

shanrick: fusillade762: Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?

yes.


yes.
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 10:42:13 PM  
Yeah, so? My immune system is better than yours.
 
2014-05-14 10:45:46 PM  
One night I was having this insanely real dream where I was on the couch french kissing Angelina Jolie.

I woke up and I was leaning over the side of the bed with the dog licking the inside of my mouth.

/ it was totally worthy it
 
2014-05-14 10:48:43 PM  
How Dirty Are Your Dog's Kisses?

Depends on whether he's been drinking.
 
2014-05-14 10:51:59 PM  

sariq: One night I was having this insanely real dream where I was on the couch french kissing Angelina Jolie.

I woke up and I was leaning over the side of the bed with the dog licking the inside of my mouth.

/ it was totally worthy it


Uh, wow. I've had some bizarre dreams that segued into r/l but nothing quite like that.
 
2014-05-14 10:58:39 PM  

Nutsac_Jim: Dogs don't eat poo unless there is a problem. Given that they can small 500x better than you, they can simply smell that there is undigested something in the poo. Drinking out of the toilet hints at shiatty owners too.


FTFY

1-  "Cripes, my balls itch" (slurp slurp slurp) "Man, that feels good"  (slurp slurp slurp)
2-  "Hey, the cat just puked"  (sniff sniff)  "Smells pretty good" (munch munch) "Man this is awesome"
3-  "OK, thirsty"  (sniff sniff) "water's clean, but this toilet smells like master's underwear" (slurp slurp)  "Man, that was good"
4-  "Damnation my asshole itches" (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp) "Man, I could do that all day"  (slurp slurp)
5-  "Hey, the cat just took a gnarly dump" (sniff sniff) "Man, I never get tired of smellin' that stuff" (sniff sniff)

(sounds of door opening)

"Rover!  Here boy!  Come give master a kiss!"

"Master, master!"   (slurp slurp slurp slurp slurp)
 
2014-05-14 11:01:43 PM  
One of my dogs thinks there is nothing at all suspicious about 90% of the dog shiat in the yard belonging to her and only 10% belonging to the other four dogs.
 
2014-05-14 11:09:04 PM  
I'm calling bullcrap. I've been licking dog faces and letting dogs lick my face since forever. The black blood seeping from my ears is unrelated
www.scifistream.com
 
2014-05-14 11:17:38 PM  
There's a reason that the Shih Tzu has that name. Google it.

//If you mate a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu, what do you get? Exactly.
 
2014-05-14 11:24:31 PM  

morg: shanrick: fusillade762: Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?

yes.

yes.


That's going to give me nightmares. Thanks.
 
2014-05-14 11:39:39 PM  

fusillade762: After all, it's not like a dog knows to wash hands or brush teeth.

Maybe they know but are simply unable because they don't have thumbs. Ever think about that Mr Smart Guy?


My dogs won't let us brush their teeth for them so we have to give them sheep ears and pig noses to chew on. The Pomeranian's 9 and not only does he still have all his teeth but his gums are in pretty good shape too. The lucky bastard. I've tried it but pig noses and lamb ears are too bland for me and soaking them in salt water ruins the texture.


ifky: I let my dog eat off my fork/spoon. So far so good


I do too, but after I finish with it.

A couple times I drank from the little carry-around dog bowl after the Pom. I won't do that with the feisty mutt because she's still in the Yummy! ____ Poo! phase.

John Buck 41: FTFA--""I don't think it's a great idea to french kiss a dog, but having a normal lick on the face is no more dangerous than a kiss from your spouse," said Dr. Simmons."

That's my take on this.


Maybe YOUR spouse. The closest either dog gets to a mucous membrane is licking the outside of my nostrils; I don't know why he does that but it doesn't hurt so why not.


Nutsac_Jim: Dogs don't eat poo unless there is a problem.


Have you ever owned a dog? Many dogs think cat poop is delicious.
 
2014-05-14 11:58:15 PM  
FTFA: "Saliva samples from dogs in Fort Lauderdale and West Palm Beach were sent to the lab to be tested. Based on the cultures that grew in the lab from the samples, Dr. Torruellas-Garcia said you may want to think twice before you and your dog exchange siliva."

Well, that's an unfair sample.. Everything out of Florida is disgusting.. I bet if they tested humans the dog's mouth would be cleaner .
 
2014-05-15 12:12:02 AM  

John Buck 41: There's a reason that the Shih Tzu has that name. Google it.

//If you mate a Bulldog with a Shih Tzu, what do you get? Exactly.


Ha! Bull Tzu, that's hilarious.
 
2014-05-15 12:26:59 AM  
I love dogs; don't have one of my own but my mother in law has an awesome dog. And yes, we make out all the time when I go over there.
 
2014-05-15 01:12:40 AM  
"Plaque"? OMG, everyone panic! ! I mean everyone. I expect every one of you to dial your entire address book before you go to bed tonight. It is imperative that everyone on the planet knows that you can get plaque from your dog.
 
2014-05-15 01:16:21 AM  

The One True TheDavid: fusillade762: After all, it's not like a dog knows to wash hands or brush teeth.

Maybe they know but are simply unable because they don't have thumbs. Ever think about that Mr Smart Guy?

My dogs won't let us brush their teeth for them so we have to give them sheep ears and pig noses to chew on. The Pomeranian's 9 and not only does he still have all his teeth but his gums are in pretty good shape too. The lucky bastard. I've tried it but pig noses and lamb ears are too bland for me and soaking them in salt water ruins the texture.


ifky: I let my dog eat off my fork/spoon. So far so good

I do too, but after I finish with it.

A couple times I drank from the little carry-around dog bowl after the Pom. I won't do that with the feisty mutt because she's still in the Yummy! ____ Poo! phase.

John Buck 41: FTFA--""I don't think it's a great idea to french kiss a dog, but having a normal lick on the face is no more dangerous than a kiss from your spouse," said Dr. Simmons."

That's my take on this.

Maybe YOUR spouse. The closest either dog gets to a mucous membrane is licking the outside of my nostrils; I don't know why he does that but it doesn't hurt so why not.


Nutsac_Jim: Dogs don't eat poo unless there is a problem.

Have you ever owned a dog? Many dogs think cat poop is delicious.

Kitty Roca
 
2014-05-15 03:07:31 AM  

DrunkWithImpotence: solar8554: Is it odd that peanut butter comes to mind?

No, and we are both going to hell for immediately making that connection.  Can I have the window seat in the handbasket?


I'm driving.

*and* I read it as 'feces'
 
2014-05-15 03:14:34 AM  

fusillade762: Anyone else read that as licking dog "feces" at first?


eyup
 
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