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(Mother Jones)   Obama apparently used Big Bird to distract Americans from Benghazi, according to idiots   (motherjones.com ) divider line
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2014-05-14 05:20:11 PM  
fark. Should have gone with Snuffleupagus
 
2014-05-14 05:27:36 PM  
They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.
 
2014-05-14 05:27:57 PM  
what?
 
2014-05-14 05:31:43 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.


I'll bite
 
2014-05-14 05:33:57 PM  

martissimo: Torgo_of_Manos: They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.

I'll bite



Holy shiat! And I thought ducks had weird peni!
 
2014-05-14 05:43:48 PM  
 
2014-05-14 06:02:42 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: John Oliver Kills It....Probably NSFW


Video was pulled. :(
 
2014-05-14 06:16:06 PM  
Benghazi is a huge poorly defined scandal. The uncertainty principle says if we know exactly where the scandal is we can't know what it is. It's a quantum scandal.
 
2014-05-14 06:16:21 PM  

make me some tea: Torgo_of_Manos: John Oliver Kills It....Probably NSFW

Video was pulled. :(


That is, frankly, not surprising.  I am a guy who has a penis and I was kinda uncomfortable.  But still, funny as hell.  And I can't think of a conservative a$$hole more deserving of frequent ridicule and derision.
 
2014-05-14 06:18:08 PM  
You campaign with the scandal you have, not with the scandal you want.
 
2014-05-14 06:21:16 PM  
IRS

Yo dawg, we herd you like scandals so were gonna distract you from a scandal with a scandal.

/scandal
 
2014-05-14 06:42:16 PM  

img.fark.net

Benghazi!! Benghazi!!

 
2014-05-14 06:42:53 PM  
When Big Bird is a distraction from political scandals, you might want to rethink your political acumen.
 
2014-05-14 06:47:08 PM  

martissimo: Torgo_of_Manos: They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.

I'll bite


media.tumblr.com
 
2014-05-14 06:55:05 PM  

martissimo: Torgo_of_Manos: They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.

I'll bite


That is a wierder penis than a tapir penis,  That's for sure.
 
2014-05-14 06:58:15 PM  

Torgo_of_Manos: make me some tea: Torgo_of_Manos: John Oliver Kills It....Probably NSFW

Video was pulled. :(

That is, frankly, not surprising.  I am a guy who has a penis and I was kinda uncomfortable.  But still, funny as hell.  And I can't think of a conservative a$$hole more deserving of frequent ridicule and derision.


All sorts of this. Verizon gave me a two free months of HBO. I'm going to continue it when it ends just for the 30 minutes of John Oliver every week.

/Silicon Valley is just icing on the cake
 
2014-05-14 06:59:15 PM  

IgG4: fark. Should have gone with Snuffleupagus


I'm sick, Bird...
 
2014-05-14 07:05:10 PM  
Yes, Obama was the one using Big Bird as a distraction.
 
2014-05-14 07:05:46 PM  

EvilEgg: Benghazi is a huge poorly defined scandal. The uncertainty principle says if we know exactly where the scandal is we can't know what it is. It's a quantum scandal.


After 2 years and change, I finally saw somebody from the Derp Brigades ask why we were still there, which actually is a decent question.
 
2014-05-14 07:08:58 PM  

EvilEgg: You campaign with the scandal you have, not with the scandal you want.


Ah, but what do you know about the scandal? Do you know exactly where itis?
 
2014-05-14 07:11:56 PM  
Is Big Bird a chicken? Cuz he's getting farked pretty hard.
 
2014-05-14 07:16:16 PM  
Well idiots are the only ones still talking about Benghazi as if it is a scandal.
 
2014-05-14 07:22:51 PM  
What really had me flummoxed was when he said it was an act of terror, instead of a terrorist act. So all of us are running around calling it an act of terror, when it was in fact a terrorist act. That very clip is being used in Boko Haram recruiting as we type.

I seem to recall us being told this would be a transparent administration? What happened to all of that?
 
2014-05-14 07:22:59 PM  
Americans are so stupid.  Why don't they like us?
 
2014-05-14 07:23:03 PM  
Calling Michelle Big Bird really isn't nice.
 
2014-05-14 07:23:30 PM  
Did someone say

allenbwest.com


Allen West ?
 
2014-05-14 07:24:12 PM  
Is Big Bird a scandal yet?
 
2014-05-14 07:25:23 PM  
Big Birdghazi...this shiat's getting old.
 
2014-05-14 07:30:47 PM  
 
2014-05-14 07:34:07 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: What really had me flummoxed was when he said it was an act of terror, instead of a terrorist act. So all of us are running around calling it an act of terror, when it was in fact a terrorist act. That very clip is being used in Boko Haram recruiting as we type.

I seem to recall us being told this would be a transparent administration? What happened to all of that?


What are you on about?  Do you have a link or something that Boko Haram is using Obama's words?  If he had phrased it differently, they wouldn't have been able to use it?
 
2014-05-14 07:40:33 PM  

enry: Torgo_of_Manos: make me some tea: Torgo_of_Manos: John Oliver Kills It....Probably NSFW

Video was pulled. :(

That is, frankly, not surprising.  I am a guy who has a penis and I was kinda uncomfortable.  But still, funny as hell.  And I can't think of a conservative a$$hole more deserving of frequent ridicule and derision.

All sorts of this. Verizon gave me a two free months of HBO. I'm going to continue it when it ends just for the 30 minutes of John Oliver every week.

/Silicon Valley is just icing on the cake


That 2 1/2 stretch on Sunday night is extraordinarily good.

GoT, Silicon Valley and Veep ( I am hoping that Anna Chumley shows her boobs at some point) and John Oliver is the best on TV right now.
 
2014-05-14 07:40:40 PM  

fusillade762: Is Big Bird a chicken? Cuz he's getting farked pretty hard.


I haven't seen muppet chickens farked so hard since Gonzo was hopped up on ecstasy, viagara, and angel dust.
 
2014-05-14 07:45:46 PM  
The Basics of the Benghazi Scandal:

1. Obama specifically told the military not to use their top-secret teleportation technology OR their always-ready, supersonic troop carriers to send the entire army to Benghazi.
2. The administration said the attack might have been a terrorist attack that spontaneously rose from a protest about the video, when it was, in reality, a PLANNED terrorist attack, at least partially in revenge for the video, that may or may not have used a protest over the video as cover.
3. Obama hasn't caught the terrorists who attacked us, in a country that has a pathetically weak government, and next to none of the technology American law enforcement uses to catch criminals.
 
2014-05-14 07:50:01 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Is Big Bird a chicken? Cuz he's getting farked pretty hard.

I haven't seen muppet chickens farked so hard since Gonzo was hopped up on ecstasy, viagara, and angel dust.


That was the Christmas episode of The Muppet Show, if I remember correctly.
 
2014-05-14 07:51:07 PM  

BMulligan: FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Is Big Bird a chicken? Cuz he's getting farked pretty hard.

I haven't seen muppet chickens farked so hard since Gonzo was hopped up on ecstasy, viagara, and angel dust.

That was the Christmas episode of The Muppet Show, if I remember correctly.


IIRC, Jim Nabors and Rock Hudson were the special guest stars.
 
2014-05-14 07:52:45 PM  
Benghazi is not a scandal. Elmo is the real scandal.
 
2014-05-14 08:03:32 PM  

EvilEgg: Benghazi is a huge poorly defined scandal. The uncertainty principle says if we know exactly where the scandal is we can't know what it is. It's a quantum scandal.


Somewhere in the universe, there is an entangled scandal where someone really did do something malevolent.
 
2014-05-14 08:04:20 PM  
www.tshirthell.com

This is actually a t-shirt. For some reason.
 
2014-05-14 08:05:17 PM  

Skleenar: martissimo: Torgo_of_Manos: They should ask Mitch McConnell's penis what it thinks.

I'll bite

That is a wierder penis than a tapir penis,  That's for sure.


Tapered penis is so your butthole don't slam shut.

/or something like that
//what are you looking at?
 
2014-05-14 08:05:52 PM  
Idea: Can Fark just add a filter that prepends "According to idiots, " to every article submitted from WND, Infowars, Fox, etc.?
 
2014-05-14 08:06:10 PM  

fusillade762: [www.tshirthell.com image 515x320]

This is actually a t-shirt. For some reason.


To make me giggle like a loon....that's reason enough for me.
 
2014-05-14 08:08:05 PM  

Dave and the Mission: HotWingConspiracy: What really had me flummoxed was when he said it was an act of terror, instead of a terrorist act. So all of us are running around calling it an act of terror, when it was in fact a terrorist act. That very clip is being used in Boko Haram recruiting as we type.

I seem to recall us being told this would be a transparent administration? What happened to all of that?

What are you on about?  Do you have a link or something that Boko Haram is using Obama's words?  If he had phrased it differently, they wouldn't have been able to use it?


Come on dude. Do you really think he was being serious?
 
2014-05-14 08:13:55 PM  
he's right, Americans are idiots.
 
2014-05-14 08:22:16 PM  

Empty H: Dave and the Mission: HotWingConspiracy: What really had me flummoxed was when he said it was an act of terror, instead of a terrorist act. So all of us are running around calling it an act of terror, when it was in fact a terrorist act. That very clip is being used in Boko Haram recruiting as we type.

I seem to recall us being told this would be a transparent administration? What happened to all of that?

What are you on about?  Do you have a link or something that Boko Haram is using Obama's words?  If he had phrased it differently, they wouldn't have been able to use it?

Come on dude. Do you really think he was being serious?


He wasn't farkied in green, so I wasn't sure.  We have SO many idiots that could easily be stating this in earnest.

Poe's law?
 
2014-05-14 08:27:30 PM  

some_beer_drinker: he's right, Americans are idiots.


crow202.org
 
2014-05-14 08:34:58 PM  

Dave and the Mission: Empty H: Dave and the Mission: HotWingConspiracy: What really had me flummoxed was when he said it was an act of terror, instead of a terrorist act. So all of us are running around calling it an act of terror, when it was in fact a terrorist act. That very clip is being used in Boko Haram recruiting as we type.

I seem to recall us being told this would be a transparent administration? What happened to all of that?

What are you on about?  Do you have a link or something that Boko Haram is using Obama's words?  If he had phrased it differently, they wouldn't have been able to use it?

Come on dude. Do you really think he was being serious?

He wasn't farkied in green, so I wasn't sure.  We have SO many idiots that could easily be stating this in earnest.

Poe's law?


Sadly yes. But either way, just don't bother feeding them.  A persons mind isn't going to be changed just because you tell them to change, but if they see enough people saying something different they may give something another look.
 
2014-05-14 08:43:26 PM  
You keep thinking they've hit rock bottom on intellectual dishonesty and moral bankruptcy and they keep blasting the hole deeper

/I'll never vote for another Republican again
 
2014-05-14 08:49:15 PM  

fusillade762: IRS

Yo dawg, we herd you like scandals so were gonna distract you from a scandal with a scandal.

/scandal


Yea, I was surprised at that one. So a scandal that isn't a scandal at all is being concealed with a scandal that might actually have been a scandal.
 
2014-05-14 08:50:51 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll never vote for another Republican again

Amen.
 
2014-05-14 08:55:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: fusillade762: Is Big Bird a chicken? Cuz he's getting farked pretty hard.

I haven't seen muppet chickens farked so hard since Gonzo was hopped up on ecstasy, viagara, and angel dust.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
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