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(WSBTV)   Lemme see your Thin Mint permit, cutiepie   ( divider line
    More: Interesting, Girl Scout cookie, Snellville  
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6471 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 May 2014 at 6:35 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-05-14 06:39:15 PM  
3 votes:

/Who needs a permit?
2014-05-14 08:03:47 PM  
2 votes:
Russ1642:  I don't understand the hail storm thing.

Well, it's little chunks of ice that fall from the sky. But that's not important right now.
2014-05-14 10:28:32 PM  
1 vote:

WhoopAssWayne: untaken_name: WhoopAssWayne: $0.49 cents.

This is redundant and repetitive. You should either say $0.49 OR 49 cents. Using both is just saying the same thing twice.  It's like saying "6 AM in the morning".

What is less repetitive? Me doing 1) your  mom, 2) your sister, 3) you're non-existent wife / hand?

That's an interesting way of requesting a hand-job.

And as per the topic, I'm fine with anything that cuts down on solicitors. I'm tired of having to find pants every time someone hits the doorbell.
2014-05-14 09:06:54 PM  
1 vote:

Jeng: downstairs: meat0918: I didn't think the GS were allowed to sell door-to-door?

Is that true?  Back when I was a kid I remember my sisters going door to door.  And I did too with some Cub Scout stuff.

Right now I live in a neighborhood with quite literally zero kids.  We don't even get trick-or-treaters*.

*Actually in the 7 years I've been here we've gotten one trick-or-treater group of kids.  The three of them lucked out, since we have candy- I gave them each like 15 pieces of candy.

When I lived in apartment complexes we never got trick-or-treaters.

Moved to the suburbs and found out that everyone in Austin goes to the suburbs to go trick-or-treating.  On Halloween there are lines of cars parked on the road leading to the sub-division I live in.

Oh, sweet. I wondered why I wasn't getting them anymore. Thanks for taking them off our hands.
2014-05-14 08:43:57 PM  
1 vote:

AngryDragon: First thing I thought of, subby:

I'll do ya for a dime, I'll do ya overtime
2014-05-14 08:20:09 PM  
1 vote:
Ehhh, the family government needs their piece of the action other wise some'n bad will happen to you or business.
2014-05-14 07:22:18 PM  
1 vote:

gweilo8888: Funnily enough, the people complaining about how the Girl and Boy Scouts will be affected are most likely vaccuum cleaner, cable / satellite TV, and security system salesmen.

/it should be law that, just as you have the right to free speech, I have the right not to listen
//in other words, if I indicate that soliciting is not allowed on my property, ringing my doorbell to solicit should be treated just as seriously as impinging on somebody's right to free speech. Ditto sending junk mail of any kind to a person (customer or otherwise) who has indicated a desire not to receive junk mail, or phoning / faxing somebody who has joined a do not call list.

I have a GED in Law and I agree.  Allow me to represent your case.
2014-05-14 07:16:40 PM  
1 vote:
Isn't it about time that we just bulldozed Gwinnett County and started over?

/no greater hive of derp and stupidity
//we must be cautious
2014-05-14 07:09:26 PM  
1 vote:
Girl Scouts mostly come door-to-door after hail storms or during the spring months to solicit...mostly.
2014-05-14 06:40:15 PM  
1 vote:
As an aside, I have a couple friends currently working on a grindhouse-style exploitation movie where the Girl Scouts are delivering drugs in cookie boxes and have to fight the rival-gang Boy Scouts to defend their turf.

So ... this sounds like life imitating art.
2014-05-14 06:39:44 PM  
1 vote:
To be fair, my death is far more likely to be connected to thin mints than a gun.
2014-05-14 06:38:11 PM  
1 vote:
OFFS. Thanks Obama.
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