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2014-05-15 09:37:42 AM

AllUpInYa: ashinmytomatoes: It doesn't take long to fry an egg. My favorite way to eat it is with toast, avocado, and salsa. You can also get those Jimmy Dean Delite sandwiches that have egg white and turkey sausage. They are actually pretty good and filling. Cereal does not fill me up. Forget 11. I'm hungry by 10 if I eat cereal, though mixing it with the higher-protein, plain, real Greek yogurt does help, it is still not as filling as eggs.

/Still get to work for 8
//Yes, I have to get up early.

but unless you eat the whole avocado, you end up throwing the rest away, after it discolors


True enough. I usually use 1/2, douse the other half in lemon juice to use the next day. Lemon juice does help prevent the avocado from browning but that is, indeed, an issue.
 
2014-05-15 09:39:09 AM

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: ashinmytomatoes: It doesn't take long to fry an egg. My favorite way to eat it is with toast, avocado, and salsa. You can also get those Jimmy Dean Delite sandwiches that have egg white and turkey sausage. They are actually pretty good and filling. Cereal does not fill me up. Forget 11. I'm hungry by 10 if I eat cereal, though mixing it with the higher-protein, plain, real Greek yogurt does help, it is still not as filling as eggs.

Randy Taylor. I don't know where you people come from. I don't know if you test your products. Your quantity of your products. Your products are very delicious. Love your sausage for thirty something years. But I can't take and feed a family of five on a little twelve ounce roll of sausage. I don't mind paying more money for your sixteen ounce roll of sausage, but you don't have it anymore. You've got a twelve ounce roll and you've got three men that weigh over two-hundred pounds a piece, a woman that's a little plump Scotch girl, and a daughter who's thirteen, and you're going to try to take a twelve ounce roll of sausage and a couple of dozen eggs and feed that - it ain't going to work - and I'm not going to purchase your product any more or ever again. And as far as your sixteen ounce Maple and Sage, I don't eat that. I'm not from the North. I'm a Texas man. Jimmy Dean Sausage is for Southern people to eat with their breakfast, with their fried eggs and their t-bone steak, and I can't see going to little twelve ounce package to feed four five six people and I'm not going to buy two of those twelve ounce packages just because you want to downsize and charge the same goddamn price. I'd sure like a reply and I'd sure like you to go back to your sixteen ounce package on your regular sausage 'cause I'm not going to buy it otherwise ever again. I'll just have my own damn sausage made like I used to thirty something years ago. It's not tasty as yours is but it'll work. Good bye. A little twelve ounce goddamn roll of sausage supposed to feed ...


Ha! I guess I'm not a proper Southerner as the "Delite" sandwiches are the only JD product I eat.

Caitlin
 
2014-05-15 09:43:40 AM
Well, I'm having a breakfast taco right now, so I'm getting a kick outta these replies, etc.
 
2014-05-15 10:14:34 AM

Sin_City_Superhero: [www.budgetsavvydiva.com image 379x280]

Double order of hash browns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, diced and topped, please.


scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, capped, and 2 overmedium eggs, which i immediately slide on top of the hashbrowns and mix in

don't forget the wheat toast
 
2014-05-15 06:27:45 PM

theorellior: NateAsbestos: Holy crap, the woman looks like she poisoned that food and is so excited that those little shiatmonsters are finally going to get theirs

SHE HAS POISONED THE FOOD! CAN'T YOU SEE? IT'S FILLED UP WITH GLUTENS AND SUGAR, MAN! THOSE KIDS ARE DEAD!


I bet it's full of GMOs too. They're so boned.
 
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