Gyrfalcon: Goddamn, that is Not News even for Fark.
Fark like a Barsoomian: wichitaleaf
genner: Laughing at all the people who think skipping breakfast is some how healthier than eating cereal.
Fark like a Barsoomian: wichitaleaf: Please splain.Well for one thing it looks like (warning NSFL) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis (warning NSFL) Other pictures you will find on the internet will be even more NSFL.Also see that highest foot? That's the most accurate fake newborn's foot I've ever seen.
NakedDrummer: genner: Laughing at all the people who think skipping breakfast is some how healthier than eating cereal.It is. Quit eating 6 carbo loaded meals a day you won't spend all day on a crash and spike sugar rush.
Fark like a Barsoomian: Munchkin City Coroner: [media.heavy.com image 500x355]GET IN MY BELLY!That's one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.
SuperChuck: I miss Alpha-Bits
fastfxr: Because it SUCKS anymore. Cereals that once filled you up (density-wise) are now all air and flavorless.
Munchkin City Coroner: [media.heavy.com image 500x355]GET IN MY BELLY!
steklo: [img.fark.net image 434x600]
NateAsbestos: Holy crap, the woman looks like she poisoned that food and is so excited that those little shiatmonsters are finally going to get theirs
MBooda: My wife eats cereal any time of the day except breakfast. Me, only breakfast...any other time is heresy. And I only eat the ultimate Lutheran breakfast, shredded wheat. Skim milk, no sugar. Maybe slice a banana on it.
Gentoolive: Who the hell has time to eat breakfast.
Belias: Not a good source of protein? Article has never heard of Kashi?
Dirty J1: Gentoolive: Who the hell has time to eat breakfast.People who wake up early. Like me. Breakfast is literally the only meal i refuse to skip, and 3/4 of the food in my house is breakfast related. But I suppose its not for everyone lol.
TwiztidDream: Dirty J1: Gentoolive: Who the hell has time to eat breakfast.People who wake up early. Like me. Breakfast is literally the only meal i refuse to skip, and 3/4 of the food in my house is breakfast related. But I suppose its not for everyone lol.This. Up early, made from scratch and all dishes cleaned so they're ready to repeat the performance the next day. I go through eggs, spices, yogurt, coffee and top round cuts of beef like crazy. Most people who hear of my made-fresh-every-morning meals always threatens to come eat breakfast with me and they're more than welcome, I just need advance notice--and no one ever takes me up on it. Maybe the whole 5:30AM thing puts them off?Cereal is blegh. I MIGHT eat it if I wanted to be craving food again at 9AM, but even then I can't get past the blandness and sugar-laden-ness. Went through a phase where breakfast included yogurt with Grape-nuts. I'd go back to that if I had to, but as long as I have the means to go a little protein- and fat-heavy, I'll refrain.
steklo: and for those who are British...[img.fark.net image 449x337]
kling_klang_bed: My usual breakfast (the real breakfast of champions!):[www.folgerscoffee.com image 400x400][www.cigarettepurchase.com image 266x383]
theorellior: Pokey.Clyde: So eggs are considered dairy now? Funny, I guess I missed the news story where they discovered cows that lay eggs.Hmmm, I guess we have here one of those rare people who haven't heard of the term "dairy aisle" before.
NakedDrummer: It is. Quit eating 6 carbo loaded meals a day you won't spend all day on a crash and spike sugar rush.
Pokey.Clyde: NakedDrummer: It is. Quit eating 6 carbo loaded meals a day you won't spend all day on a crash and spike sugar rush.No it isn't. Of course, I don't expect intelligent conversation from a damn drummer.
kling_klang_bed: My usual breakfast (the real breakfast of champions!):
danceswithcrows: kling_klang_bed: My usual breakfast (the real breakfast of champions!):Instant coffee is better than nothing, but not quite as good as actual coffee. I keep a box of that stuff at work in case of boneheads forgetting to re-order coffee packets.I think cereal persists because it's extremely simple and fast. Doing actual cooking takes a lot more time than pouring cereal into a bowl and pouring milk on the cereal. If I had to make a non-cereal breakfast, I'd have to get up even earlier than 6am, which would be really annoying. So I just buy cereal that doesn't have a ton of sugar in it. That's worked for me for the last 20ish years. Note that YMMV and EPID.
sniderman: SuperChuck: I miss Alpha-BitsYou don't have to.http://www.postfoods.com/our-brands/alpha-bits//Back on store shelves.
Pokey.Clyde: /go find a bicycle thread to troll and/or otherwise STFU
dbrunker: They can't get rid of breakfast cereal. It would mean the end of...[img.fark.net image 500x291]
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