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(Yahoo)   Eleven ways you can travel like Jack Bauer before RUNNING OUT OF TIME   (yahoo.com) divider line 20
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2014-05-14 10:22:27 PM  
I know some people love 24.

The two times I saw it, it is like watching officers in swat gear do a run through in one of those concrete practice houses.

\Doesn't tension have to slow down sometimes for tension to be fun.
 
2014-05-14 10:27:40 PM  
Step 1: Never go to the bathroom.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Victory!
 
2014-05-14 10:42:31 PM  
Tell me more. TELL ME MORE.
 
2014-05-14 10:43:18 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: Step 1: Never go to the bathroom.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Victory!


What is it with everyone's obsession with the characters going to the bathroom? None of the characters are on screen all the time.
 
2014-05-14 10:49:52 PM  
So we can comment on sponsored links now?
 
2014-05-14 10:59:12 PM  
How about "When you find out terrorists have got the tech to take over drones you phone someone and tell them?" Even if the US government doesn't trust Jack as far as they could throw him you'd think they'd still look into it.
Or how about "If a subordinate who is flying the armed drone above you tells you it has gone rogue and has locked missiles onto your car you start running away from it rather than stand there questioning him?"

/Still unclear about the terrorists plans this series. They're planning to use a drone to kill the President in London? The drones are flown buy pilots in England but AFAIK they take off and return to airfields in the middle east. Do they even have the range to get to England?
 
2014-05-14 11:08:17 PM  
Jclark666
So we can comment on sponsored links now?


After a 20 to 30 second commercial.
 
2014-05-14 11:27:01 PM  
Time is running out!  We need to torture some people!
 
2014-05-14 11:35:27 PM  
Why has President Heller not commented on Jackghazi? What is he hiding?
 
2014-05-14 11:35:47 PM  
The hotel mentioned in the article is from season 3, not 4. Morons.
 
2014-05-14 11:37:31 PM  

sendtodave: Time is running out!  We need to torture some people!


Yeah. That was my only takeaway from 24.
"It's wrong to torture people....unless you really, really have to. Then it's ok."

That and what bits and pieces I saw ALWAYS had a Muslim as a bad guy.
 
2014-05-14 11:38:53 PM  

Jclark666: Tell me more. TELL ME MORE.


Ok.

"Summer lovin' happened so fast..."
 
2014-05-15 01:21:50 AM  
It's easy when you can fly

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2014-05-15 06:09:05 AM  

Mugato: DarkSoulNoHope: Step 1: Never go to the bathroom.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Victory!

What is it with everyone's obsession with the characters going to the bathroom? None of the characters are on screen all the time.


Excellent point. Also, what TV characters pee on camera?
 
2014-05-15 06:26:18 AM  
I watch it because my wife likes it. I gave up on it a few seasons back in the episode where he escaped from prison, stole a helicopter and flew to mexico or something all in an hour.  I know it's just a show but c'mon. At least get rid of the "The following occurs between" clock or something.  The fact that each episode is supposed to take place over the course of an hour is all I can think about while I'm watching it.
 
2014-05-15 07:24:32 AM  

tacos4jesus: Mugato: DarkSoulNoHope: Step 1: Never go to the bathroom.

Step 2: ??????

Step 3: Victory!

What is it with everyone's obsession with the characters going to the bathroom? None of the characters are on screen all the time.

Excellent point. Also, what TV characters pee on camera?


Not me anymore, thanks to the fascist courts.
 
2014-05-15 09:22:52 AM  

Flint Ironstag: How about "When you find out terrorists have got the tech to take over drones you phone someone and tell them?" Even if the US government doesn't trust Jack as far as they could throw him you'd think they'd still look into it.
Or how about "If a subordinate who is flying the armed drone above you tells you it has gone rogue and has locked missiles onto your car you start running away from it rather than stand there questioning him?"

/Still unclear about the terrorists plans this series. They're planning to use a drone to kill the President in London? The drones are flown buy pilots in England but AFAIK they take off and return to airfields in the middle east. Do they even have the range to get to England?


Yeah...the first series was trashy fun, this reboot so far just seems labored.

Dave Barry's live comments during the show make it marginally entertaining.
 
2014-05-15 11:10:14 AM  

tacos4jesus: Excellent point. Also, what TV characters pee on camera?


House did
 
2014-05-15 01:16:51 PM  

Resident Muslim: Jclark666: Tell me more. TELL ME MORE.

Ok.

"Summer lovin' happened so fast..."


"Did he have a car?"
 
2014-05-15 05:57:10 PM  

ObscureNameHere: Resident Muslim: Jclark666: Tell me more. TELL ME MORE.

Ok.

"Summer lovin' happened so fast..."

"Did he have a car?"


Yay, you got it! Now try to get Jack Bauer singing it out of your head.

/DID HE HAVE A CAR, CHLOE?
 
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