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(Press & Sun Bulletin)   Good: picking up a friend who was just released from jail. Bad: taking your friend's place because you drove there drunk and with an already suspended license   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, drunk driving, jail, Broome County  
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2014-05-14 04:47:55 PM  
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Fark like a Barsoomian: I've known towns where no one drives sober. I've never been here but this, it would seem, is one of them.

Arkansas is not a town. :)
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