Fark like a Barsoomian: I've known towns where no one drives sober. I've never been here but this, it would seem, is one of them.
Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not to mention, having sold the Caddy.../Well, traded it for some speakers
ToastTheRabbit: Arkansas is not a town. :)
Russ1642: A microphone if my memory serves me.
Russ1642: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not to mention, having sold the Caddy.../Well, traded it for some speakersA microphone if my memory serves me.
mrmopar5287: Nah, this is your standard level of stupidity. Go to any jail on a heavy visiting day and you will see that any visitors have to present ID that is checked for warrants. You would be SHOCKED the number of people that show up to visit a friend or family member and get arrested in the lobby. It is always funny to see them waiting and then about 4 jail guards and sheriff's deputies suddenly walk out into the lobby, and the guy with the warrant always says "What? I didn't do nothing" right before the cuffs get put on them.This show is always a close second in entertainment value to being present for the women visiting their man in jail when she confronts him that she found out he was farking some other broad. It's like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich arguments x10, through a glass partition.
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