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(Press & Sun Bulletin)   Good: picking up a friend who was just released from jail. Bad: taking your friend's place because you drove there drunk and with an already suspended license   (pressconnects.com) divider line 12
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2014-05-14 04:46:49 PM  
I've known towns where no one drives sober. I've never been here but this, it would seem, is one of them.
 
2014-05-14 04:47:22 PM  
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2014-05-14 04:47:55 PM  

Fark like a Barsoomian: I've known towns where no one drives sober. I've never been here but this, it would seem, is one of them.


Arkansas is not a town. :)
 
2014-05-14 04:48:29 PM  
Way back when, two idiot friends I had were driving their beater cars down the road in the middle of the night playing bumper tag. Cops joined in and they split up. One got arrested, the other got away and ditched (parked and locked) his car. The cops found his car and towed it.

We went to the jail to bail out the guy who got caught. Idiot who got away tried to play stupid and asked why his car was towed, despite being legally parked.

One man left, one man entered. I spent the rest of the night scrounging bail money for the second guy.
 
2014-05-14 04:58:36 PM  
Not to mention, having sold the Caddy...

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/Well, traded it for some speakers
 
2014-05-14 05:02:37 PM  

Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not to mention, having sold the Caddy...



/Well, traded it for some speakers


A microphone if my memory serves me.
 
2014-05-14 05:21:47 PM  

ToastTheRabbit: Arkansas is not a town. :)


I wasn't only talking about Arkansas.
 
2014-05-14 06:11:57 PM  

Russ1642: A microphone if my memory serves me.


Okay I can see that.
 
2014-05-14 06:35:59 PM  
When bailing out a friend, there's usually a box you can check that allows bail money to be used towards the persons fines / penalty.

Don't check that box.
 
2014-05-14 08:04:54 PM  

Russ1642: Crass and Jaded Mother Farker: Not to mention, having sold the Caddy...

/Well, traded it for some speakers

A microphone if my memory serves me.


Well good, a quality microphone matters more than just some speakers.

/Got my cheez whiz boy?
 
2014-05-14 09:25:24 PM  
Nah, this is your standard level of stupidity.  Go to any jail on a heavy visiting day and you will see that any visitors have to present ID that is checked for warrants.  You would be SHOCKED the number of people that show up to visit a friend or family member and get arrested in the lobby.  It is always funny to see them waiting and then about 4 jail guards and sheriff's deputies suddenly walk out into the lobby, and the guy with the warrant always says "What?  I didn't do nothing" right before the cuffs get put on them.

This show is always a close second in entertainment value to being present for the women visiting their man in jail when she confronts him that she found out he was farking some other broad.  It's like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich arguments x10, through a glass partition.
 
2014-05-15 02:05:17 AM  

mrmopar5287: Nah, this is your standard level of stupidity.  Go to any jail on a heavy visiting day and you will see that any visitors have to present ID that is checked for warrants.  You would be SHOCKED the number of people that show up to visit a friend or family member and get arrested in the lobby.  It is always funny to see them waiting and then about 4 jail guards and sheriff's deputies suddenly walk out into the lobby, and the guy with the warrant always says "What?  I didn't do nothing" right before the cuffs get put on them.

This show is always a close second in entertainment value to being present for the women visiting their man in jail when she confronts him that she found out he was farking some other broad.  It's like Jerry Springer or Maury Povich arguments x10, through a glass partition.


Plus, FREE.

/would not be shocked
//CJ student, and still lots to learn I'm sure
 
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