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(Gigwise)   Watching Kylie Minogue being shunned by a contestant on The Voice Australia is both hilarious and depressing   (gigwise.com) divider line 98
    More: Sad, The Voice Australia, Kylie Minogue, contestants, Monday Night, Dannii Minogue  
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2014-05-14 01:11:23 PM  
She should have tried not to be so white
 
2014-05-14 02:21:20 PM  
Don't worry Kylie, I'll be more than happy to hung you.
 
2014-05-14 02:39:45 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

A carrot is a miracle
 
2014-05-14 03:04:49 PM  
Zachaariah later explained to the Daily Mail (boo, hiss) that the reason he ignored Australia's Offical National Treasure was because he was "so excited to see Ricky Martin".

I don't think there's a combination of ethnicity, sexuality, gender, age, etc that could exist in a subject for this scenario and line of thinking to be even remotely understandable to me.
 
2014-05-14 03:08:45 PM  
 
2014-05-14 03:08:54 PM  
How can she only be 45 years old? It seems like she had her first hit single 45 years ago.
 
2014-05-14 03:09:46 PM  
unrealityshout.com

Bathe, bring. That is all.
 
2014-05-14 03:10:14 PM  
This isn't related at all, but it's as close a place as I am likely to find to complain about it...Erin Andrews is farking horrible as a commentator on Dancing with the Stars.
 
2014-05-14 03:17:47 PM  

Crudbucket: This isn't related at all, but it's as close a place as I am likely to find to complain about it...Erin Andrews is farking horrible as a commentator on Dancing with the Stars.


I strongly disagree. She has a grating voice, throws out awkward unrehearsed comments, and asks contestants questions that make them uncomfortable and stumble for words. In short, she is vastly more entertaining than Brook Boobs.
 
2014-05-14 03:19:21 PM  
On the bright side, he didn't take her to the place where the wild rose grow.
 
2014-05-14 03:20:43 PM  
Hmm...
 
2014-05-14 03:22:27 PM  
Shes does look quite shunnable
/IYKWIMAITYD
 
2014-05-14 03:25:48 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Don't worry Kylie, I'll be more than happy to hung you.


I was gonna point out the spelling error... but then thought,, FARK YEAH!  Id hung her too!
 
2014-05-14 03:33:44 PM  

italie: [unrealityshout.com image 460x345]

Bathe, bring. That is all.


forget the farkin bath!
 
2014-05-14 03:36:41 PM  
We talking about that thing that sounds like Fran Drescher with a cold?
 
2014-05-14 03:39:13 PM  

ArkAngel: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x250]

A carrot is a miracle


That's it! You've stood in my way long enough!! I'm watching Biodome!
 
2014-05-14 03:40:01 PM  

vudukungfu: We talking about that thing that sounds like Fran Drescher with a cold?


Celine Dion?
 
2014-05-14 03:44:26 PM  
That did appear somewhat awkward.

Poor Kylie. Come to me. I won't reject you.
 
2014-05-14 03:45:42 PM  
I'd come into her world.
 
2014-05-14 03:46:14 PM  

Crudbucket: This isn't related at all, but it's as close a place as I am likely to find to complain about it...Erin Andrews is farking horrible as a commentator on Dancing with the Stars.


Having never actually watched Dancing With The Stars, I thought you were talking about Erin Daniels for a moment.
 
2014-05-14 03:46:29 PM  
Na Na Na, Na na na-na-na, na na na, na na na-na-na-na...
 
2014-05-14 03:47:01 PM  
That was a man?
 
2014-05-14 03:49:23 PM  

Crudbucket: .Erin Andrews is farking horrible as a commentator on Dancing with the Stars.



Please tell me she asks every contestant, "who was *talking* about youeaauuuueauauaeauu?" like she did Richard Sherman.
 
2014-05-14 03:50:03 PM  
Its called "negging".
 
2014-05-14 03:50:08 PM  

ArkAngel: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x250]

A carrot is a miracle


Is that Bio-dome?

I may have to give that a look...for research...clearly ahem
 
2014-05-14 03:51:01 PM  
Don't gay guys love this girl? Or is it just Englishmen?
 
2014-05-14 03:57:30 PM  
tamedcynic.org
You shunned Kylie Minogue on the Australian Voice.
 
2014-05-14 04:06:13 PM  

Mugato: Don't gay guys love this girl? Or is it just Englishmen?


Yep, she's beloved in the gay community.
 
2014-05-14 04:08:03 PM  
 
2014-05-14 04:20:04 PM  

Wellon Dowd: How can she only be 45 years old? It seems like she had her first hit single 45 years ago.


She's 45 going on 30.

/fist, angry god, etc.
 
2014-05-14 04:21:07 PM  
Great, now I can't get that song of hers out of my head. What was it called?
 
2014-05-14 04:22:12 PM  

StopLurkListen: Great, now I can't get that song of hers out of my head. What was it called?


the loco motion?
 
2014-05-14 04:23:16 PM  

italie: [unrealityshout.com image 460x345]

Bathe, bring. That is all.


Well... I still would and all, but she's so airbrushed in that pic, they smoothed out the bottoms of her FEET ferchrissakes...
 
2014-05-14 04:25:21 PM  
I'll console her.  For as long as she can stand it.
 
2014-05-14 04:26:47 PM  

StopLurkListen: Great, now I can't get that song of hers out of my head. What was it called?


Cute.
 
2014-05-14 04:33:50 PM  

StopLurkListen: Great, now I can't get that song of hers out of my head. What was it called?


I think the Aussie to English translation comes out as 'Sabbath, Bloody Sabbath'.
 
2014-05-14 04:36:10 PM  
You're right subby, it is both hilarious and depressing.

Now let'd move on to your shiatty choice of websites... I'm getting sick of this new trend of every website "requiring" cookies and taking a huge chunk of the screen to tell you so. On top of that, I went to another story on the site and had a 'Like Us On Facebook' popup that surfaced every 15 farking seconds or so. Could we not get a link to this hot mess again?
 
2014-05-14 04:42:51 PM  
I would've preferred to hug Kylie Minogue 20 years ago, but I would not turn down an opportunity to hug Kylie Minogue now.
 
2014-05-14 04:43:17 PM  
Whilst her fan-base is primarily composed of homosexual men, as a non-homosexual man five years younger than her, there are many, many heterosexual things I would like to do with and to her...
 
2014-05-14 04:50:09 PM  
 
2014-05-14 05:10:17 PM  
Man, I wouldn't mind shunning that woman.  I'd shun the living shiat out of her.  I'd shun her so hard she couldn't walk straight for a week.

Also:

Zachaariah later explained to the Daily Mail (boo, hiss) that the reason he ignored Australia's Offical National Treasure was because he was "so excited to see Ricky Martin".


What.

She isn't Australia's national treasure.  THIS is:
www.1031jackfm.ca
 
2014-05-14 05:12:13 PM  
 
2014-05-14 05:15:23 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Man, I wouldn't mind shunning that woman.  I'd shun the living shiat out of her.  I'd shun her so hard she couldn't walk straight for a week.

Also:

Zachaariah later explained to the Daily Mail (boo, hiss) that the reason he ignored Australia's Offical National Treasure was because he was "so excited to see Ricky Martin".

What.

She isn't Australia's national treasure.  THIS is:
[www.1031jackfm.ca image 435x579]


I thought Brian Johnson was English?
 
2014-05-14 05:18:24 PM  
img.thesun.co.uk
 
2014-05-14 05:22:43 PM  

thegrievingmole: Satanic_Hamster: Man, I wouldn't mind shunning that woman.  I'd shun the living shiat out of her.  I'd shun her so hard she couldn't walk straight for a week.

Also:

Zachaariah later explained to the Daily Mail (boo, hiss) that the reason he ignored Australia's Offical National Treasure was because he was "so excited to see Ricky Martin".

What.

She isn't Australia's national treasure.  THIS is:
[www.1031jackfm.ca image 435x579]

I thought Brian Johnson was English?


I thought he was American...
 
2014-05-14 05:24:21 PM  

thegrievingmole: Satanic_Hamster: Man, I wouldn't mind shunning that woman.  I'd shun the living shiat out of her.  I'd shun her so hard she couldn't walk straight for a week.

Also:

Zachaariah later explained to the Daily Mail (boo, hiss) that the reason he ignored Australia's Offical National Treasure was because he was "so excited to see Ricky Martin".

What.

She isn't Australia's national treasure.  THIS is:
[www.1031jackfm.ca image 435x579]

I thought Brian Johnson was English?



He is.

Satanic_Hamster is a shiat-for-brains.
 
2014-05-14 05:24:21 PM  

italie: Bathe, bring. That is all.


No need to bathe. I'll take it. Womansmell and all.
 
2014-05-14 05:24:42 PM  

Mad_Radhu: On the bright side, he didn't take her to the place where the wild rose grow.


Always a pleasure to see a Nick Cave reference.
 
2014-05-14 05:26:57 PM  

thegrievingmole: Satanic_Hamster:

She isn't Australia's national treasure.  THIS is:
[www.1031jackfm.ca image 435x579]

I thought Brian Johnson was English?


He is.
 
2014-05-14 05:28:12 PM  
I would've hugged her and goosed her.  And probably groped her tits too.
 
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