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(Discovery)   Scientists find fossilized sperm in near-perfect state of preservation. They also suggest maybe you should wash that sock once in a while   (news.discovery.com) divider line 28
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2014-05-14 01:05:39 PM
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2014-05-14 01:42:33 PM
Nice one, subby.  Well done.
 
2014-05-14 01:59:16 PM
My wife takes care of that for me
 
2014-05-14 01:59:19 PM
Teen Rooms everywhere are full of high velocity protein stains.
 
2014-05-14 02:00:28 PM
it's a spermy world.
 
2014-05-14 02:10:55 PM
Well played, subby. Well played.
 
2014-05-14 02:11:53 PM
Crunchy comment.
 
2014-05-14 02:19:40 PM
Looks like angel hair pasta? I'll bet the Japanese and Indonesians would eat this stuff raw.
 
2014-05-14 02:21:52 PM
So jurassic park it up with the quickness.
 
2014-05-14 02:53:39 PM

Smeggy Smurf: My wife takes care of that for me


You make her do your laundry?
 
2014-05-14 02:56:26 PM
How do they know it is sperm?
 
2014-05-14 02:58:52 PM

bikerbob59: How do they know it is sperm?


They tasted it, duh.
 
2014-05-14 03:11:38 PM
so my laundry stands a chance of walking itself to the machine ??
 
2014-05-14 03:13:39 PM
My sperm tastes like apple cider
 
2014-05-14 03:15:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 03:16:22 PM

cgraves67: Smeggy Smurf: My wife takes care of that for me

You make her do your laundry?


Damned right.  She does all the housework except cook and lawn care.
 
2014-05-14 03:37:14 PM
It's funny because it's true.
 
2014-05-14 04:26:27 PM
Am I the only man who never masturbated with a sock?
 
2014-05-14 04:37:02 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 05:41:45 PM

talkertopc: Am I the only man who never masturbated with a sock?


Nope.
 
2014-05-14 07:29:59 PM
Subby is herewith saluted. I loled.
 
2014-05-14 07:51:32 PM

Smeggy Smurf: My wife takes care of that for me


Your wife takes care of that for me too.

/not talking about the sock
 
2014-05-14 09:10:11 PM

Lanadapter: My sperm tastes like apple cider


And you know this because you....

/ew, just ew.
 
2014-05-14 09:34:44 PM
Maybe it's cuz I've been watching San Diego fire coverage for the past few hours, but this made me LOL.

/ HOTY candidate
 
2014-05-15 08:16:14 AM
And in other news, Subby's mother just chipped a tooth.
 
2014-05-15 08:30:14 AM

talkertopc: Am I the only man who never masturbated with a sock?


If so, you may not know to not use the bottom part of the sock where your toes and feet are. Always be certain to use the upper part which rides above the ankle and doesn't get all funky with toe jam or you may end up with athlete's dick.
/psa
 
2014-05-15 09:35:45 AM
Hef must be taking cialis again.
 
2014-05-15 11:01:18 AM

talkertopc: Am I the only man who never masturbated with a sock?


Don't worry, your brother used your socks and put them back in the drawer.
 
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