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(Awful Announcing)   It's that time again for the Don Cherry Playoff Wardrobe Retrospective. From the looks of things, clothes companies are now able to weave vomit into wearable suits (pics, but your monitor won't thank you)   (awfulannouncing.com) divider line 35
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2014-05-14 12:15:21 PM  
Most recent update was in 2012, but for some of his older outfits...

Don We Now Our Gay Apparel
 
2014-05-14 12:41:13 PM  
Makes sense, Grapes is vomit in a suit.
 
2014-05-14 02:41:49 PM  
I like his suits. they are pimperiffic.
 
2014-05-14 02:41:51 PM  
All hail The Don
 
2014-05-14 02:45:05 PM  
Woven Vomit would be a good band name.
 
2014-05-14 02:49:05 PM  
Obligatory Rick Mercer Report video.
 
2014-05-14 03:03:12 PM  
I don't follow hockey at all. Who is that poor bastard who has to stand next to Don Cherry and deal with him? He looks miserable in every one of those pictures.
 
2014-05-14 03:06:27 PM  

Crudbucket: I don't follow hockey at all. Who is that poor bastard who has to stand next to Don Cherry and deal with him? He looks miserable in every one of those pictures.


Ron McLean.

He knows what he's doing.
 
2014-05-14 03:13:53 PM  
Too bad he stole the idea from Lindsey Nelson.
 
2014-05-14 03:23:33 PM  

Blackneto: I like his suits. they are pimperiffic.


He rocks them. Love it.
 
2014-05-14 03:24:41 PM  
Tired schtick is tired.
 
2014-05-14 03:26:16 PM  
If only some sports event could feature Craig Sager and Don Cherry together.
 
2014-05-14 03:29:29 PM  
 
2014-05-14 03:29:35 PM  
no matter how many beers are lined up in my bladder to be removed i still wait to see what dons wearing in coachs corner afore i rush to the john.
 
2014-05-14 04:04:08 PM  

nyseattitude: All hail The Don


I mean, there were a couple of suits that were pretty good (the plain ones, obviously).  Some of the others I'm like "WTF?!"
 
2014-05-14 04:27:37 PM  
What I only recently realized is how badly made most of his suits seem to be.  Half the time, the buttons don't even line up on his double-breasted jackets.
 
2014-05-14 04:41:56 PM  

SpaceButler: What I only recently realized is how badly made most of his suits seem to be.  Half the time, the buttons don't even line up on his double-breasted jackets.


Hey it's not like they can continuously look at the damn things while they are sewing them. You could lose an eye that way
 
2014-05-14 04:50:01 PM  

NuttierThanEver: SpaceButler: What I only recently realized is how badly made most of his suits seem to be.  Half the time, the buttons don't even line up on his double-breasted jackets.

Hey it's not like they can continuously look at the damn things while they are sewing them. You could lose an eye that way


You have to poke a hole in a box and work off the reflection
 
2014-05-14 05:13:51 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-05-14 05:19:43 PM  
This is close enough to a playoff thread to start drinking right?
 
2014-05-14 05:23:48 PM  
He can wear whatever the he'll he wants to wear.

Grapes is the man.
 
2014-05-14 05:24:41 PM  
Hell.. Oh how I hate you autocorrect.
 
2014-05-14 05:37:52 PM  

nyseattitude: This is close enough to a playoff thread to start drinking right?


Sure.  Time to break out the goonjuice.
 
2014-05-14 05:47:38 PM  
For some reason I thought this was going to be some kind of NCAA-bracket thing, where his suits would be pitted against each other and we could vote which was best.
 
2014-05-14 05:51:10 PM  
He is the reason the term "sartorial splendor" was coined.  I'd wear the shiat out of any one of those except for the Bruins tie.
 
2014-05-14 05:53:06 PM  
In my household, we all stop what we're doing to watch Coach's Corner during the first intermission of HNIC. Whenever Grapes says, 'Now all you kids out there' everyone downs a shot. When he says something nice about a Russian player, we shoot ourselves in the head. So far, no one has died.
 
2014-05-14 06:07:30 PM  

Mr. Oizo: When he says something nice about a Russian player, we shoot ourselves in the head. So far, no one has died.


He's a back stabbing, cheap shot mask wearing Swede and he gets what he deserves!
 
2014-05-14 06:29:50 PM  
Don Cherry is Too Much Man.
 
2014-05-14 07:07:42 PM  

Mr. Oizo: In my household, we all stop what we're doing to watch Coach's Corner during the first intermission of HNIC. Whenever Grapes says, 'Now all you kids out there' everyone downs a shot. When he says something nice about a Russian player, we shoot ourselves in the head. So far, no one has died.


I hear that President Obama has told the Pentagon to launch the nukes if Grapes ever compliments a Swedish player for playing old fashioned hockey, so far we're still here.
 
2014-05-14 07:46:24 PM  
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I now so want an infinite Don Cherry animation like the Hassellhoff one....
 
2014-05-14 08:01:11 PM  
I want to see him in a segment of Coach's Corner wearing a suit made out of the same fabric Star Wars bed sheets were made out of. It would be epic.


img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 08:39:39 PM  

EyeballKid: If only some sports event could feature Craig Sager and Don Cherry together.


This... not sure what sort of hockey/basketball hybrid we could do to make it happen, but, it would be pretty epic on the sidelines.

Cherry doesn't do sideline reporting tho, so, you don't get gems like this....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltpqPd3t5V0
 
2014-05-14 08:42:17 PM  
Cherry doesn't do sideline reporting tho, so, you don't get gems like this....  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltpqPd3t5V0

Well, as far as I know... the limited things I've seen, he's been in studio.

/won't claim to know the history of Don Cherry's broadcasting career
 
2014-05-14 10:24:33 PM  
My band plays Save Tonight by his son Eagle Eye.
 
2014-05-14 11:31:07 PM  

GoodHomer: I want to see him in a segment of Coach's Corner wearing a suit made out of the same fabric Star Wars bed sheets were made out of. It would be epic.


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First get your grandmother to move near Don's cabin in northern ontario and have her use the star wars sheets as curtains.
Hunting season is when Don gets the pelts to make his clothes from and old lady's living rooms are what he hunts.
 
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