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(PennLive)   Woman charged with robbing a pharmacy, with "Who me?" mugshot goodness   (pennlive.com) divider line 37
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2014-05-14 11:44:38 AM
img.fark.net
 
2014-05-14 11:58:55 AM
Shot thru the forehead but still lives. Zombie?
 
2014-05-14 02:02:40 PM

Walker: Shot thru the forehead but still lives. Zombie?


I was wondering about that myself... Thanks for the explanation...
 
2014-05-14 02:03:56 PM
Looks like they assumed she was a whackadoodle and obliged her
 
2014-05-14 02:05:35 PM
Charged with robbery, theft by unlawful taking, and receiving stolen property. Really? This requires 3 separate charges?
 
2014-05-14 02:07:12 PM
Woman?
 
2014-05-14 02:07:58 PM
when will this Justin Bieber reign of terror finally end?
 
2014-05-14 02:09:47 PM
14-year-old boy.
 
2014-05-14 02:09:52 PM
TFA: She is currently being held in the Juniata County Prison
Fact: that prison doesn't exist.  On July 25, 2012 the Juniata County Prison officially closed

Sooooooooooo.........
Gitmo?
 
2014-05-14 02:10:16 PM
charged with robbery and 'theft by unlawful taking'...

they should tack on "shoplifting" and "burglary" and "stealing"

/ I think they are just making up their own synonyms now
// an YES...I'm sure they all technically mean different things, but I've never heard of unlawful taking
 
2014-05-14 02:10:50 PM
My home county Perry County, you never cease to amaze me. No I do not know her.
 
2014-05-14 02:12:02 PM
I do believe Michael Ironside would find her attractive.
 
2014-05-14 02:12:07 PM

vudukungfu: TFA: She is currently being held in the Juniata County Prison
Fact: that prison doesn't exist.  On July 25, 2012 the Juniata County Prison officially closed

Sooooooooooo.........
Gitmo?


It could be an error and they meant Perry County Prison. Anybody in Juniata County would normally go to Mifflin County Prison now.
 
2014-05-14 02:13:48 PM

omnimancer28: Charged with robbery, theft by unlawful taking, and receiving stolen property. Really? This requires 3 separate charges?


They can't charge her with impersonating a woman.
 
2014-05-14 02:15:03 PM

Repple Depple: charged with robbery and 'theft by unlawful taking'...

they should tack on "shoplifting" and "burglary" and "stealing"

/ I think they are just making up their own synonyms now
// an YES...I'm sure they all technically mean different things, but I've never heard of unlawful taking


You're not from around here, are ya?
 
2014-05-14 02:17:10 PM
That photo says a lot, subby, but not, "Who me?"

"I'm gonna miss Maury Povich today."
"Who did I leave the kids with?"
"Potato."
 
2014-05-14 02:18:15 PM

kdawg7736: vudukungfu: TFA: She is currently being held in the Juniata County Prison
Fact: that prison doesn't exist.  On July 25, 2012 the Juniata County Prison officially closed

Sooooooooooo.........
Gitmo?

It could be an error and they meant Perry County Prison. Anybody in Juniata County would normally go to Mifflin County Prison now.


Yeah, I'm from Beffird Cownie, so down I know it.
 
2014-05-14 02:27:23 PM
kdawg7736 - Damn Perry County Snake Eaters.  And yes, I'm old but everyone on the other side of the Susquehanna thinks that everyone in Perry County is just like this fine citizen.  We expect nothing less.
 
2014-05-14 02:28:12 PM

jeffsm5111: Repple Depple: charged with robbery and 'theft by unlawful taking'...

they should tack on "shoplifting" and "burglary" and "stealing"

/ I think they are just making up their own synonyms now
// an YES...I'm sure they all technically mean different things, but I've never heard of unlawful taking

You're not from around here, are ya?


Guilty as charged I suppose...I did live in Bucks county for a few years though, so it's not like I'm from another planet (as far as you know).


You guys can say what you want about the young ladies looks.  But I say that if you take away the bloody third eye, the birds nest hairdo..and maybe the beady eyes, mouth, eyebrows....hmmm...a few other things...she's kinda hot.
 
2014-05-14 02:54:43 PM
Taking the hindu thing a bit far?
 
2014-05-14 02:58:09 PM
Police said Smith approached a female employee of the pharmacy at about 11:30 a.m. and displayed a hand gun.


?

danieljmitchell.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-05-14 03:47:02 PM
I love those sites that are so badly designed that they crash my browser before I can read two sentences.

//No I don't
 
2014-05-14 03:51:28 PM
Perry County is PAs version of the 1950's Deep South. Without the southern accents or indoor plumbing but with snow.
 
2014-05-14 03:54:11 PM
Horray for my adopted home town.  My daughter's school was on lockdown yesterday thanks to this lady.
 
2014-05-14 03:55:37 PM

abhorrent1: Woman?


Dyke
 
2014-05-14 04:02:02 PM
Is it just me or does she look like Justin Bieber?
 
2014-05-14 04:19:26 PM

Walker: Shot thru the forehead but still lives. Zombie?


Nah, that there wound is from the old watch your head gag. You know where the cops handcuff you and as they are putting you into the squad car say "Watch your head!" and then proceed to smash your head into the top of the cars door frame. I'm guessing she spit on one of the arresting officers.
 
2014-05-14 06:01:36 PM

omnimancer28: Charged with robbery, theft by unlawful taking, and receiving stolen property. Really? This requires 3 separate charges?


Maybe the money the clerk gave her was already stolen.
 
2014-05-14 06:15:00 PM

Walker: Shot thru the forehead but still lives. Zombie?


DIY trepanation?
 
2014-05-14 07:03:55 PM

Launch Code: Perry County is PAs version of the 1950's Deep South. Without the southern accents or indoor plumbing but with snow.


I used to think so, too. Then I spent some time in Adams County. Yeesh.
 
2014-05-14 08:18:04 PM

Philip J. Frylock: Launch Code: Perry County is PAs version of the 1950's Deep South. Without the southern accents or indoor plumbing but with snow.

I used to think so, too. Then I spent some time in Adams County. Yeesh.


I got the hell of of Penisltucky and I'm never going back, except for funerals. Bye bye, dead crazy person I  had to love because you were related to me. The world is getting on fine without your vote. Damn. That state used to be cool. because I was told it was so.

Farking frackin poison coal burning shait hole of a pedo-rapist paradise that it is.l
 
2014-05-14 08:40:02 PM

vudukungfu: Philip J. Frylock: Launch Code: Perry County is PAs version of the 1950's Deep South. Without the southern accents or indoor plumbing but with snow.

I used to think so, too. Then I spent some time in Adams County. Yeesh.

I got the hell of of Penisltucky and I'm never going back, except for funerals. Bye bye, dead crazy person I  had to love because you were related to me. The world is getting on fine without your vote. Damn. That state used to be cool. because I was told it was so.

Farking frackin poison coal burning shait hole of a pedo-rapist paradise that it is.l



Turn off the light... take a deep breath..and relax...

God's teeth man...did you tap into the Mad Dog 20/20 a bit early?  It's not such a horrible state...Uncle Repple is here for you.........
 
2014-05-14 09:16:59 PM
Shermans Dale is right over the mountain from me, but I don't cross into Perry County unless I'm lost or I'm forced to. Those people are scary.
 
2014-05-14 09:24:00 PM

Repple Depple: eeth man...did you tap into the Mad Dog 20/20 a bit early?


Just fark that farking hell hole into a crap pile form Drake's well to the Liberty bell and burn it.
It's full of assholes and bible thumpers, clinging to guns and Jesus.
The most farking stupid place I ever lived in and I have lived in Farking Texas and Rhode Island.

It used to be cool.
Caverns, and springs you could drink from.
A Syria Mosque you could get stoned in and listen to rock bands, and wander the streets tripping balls at 3 AM staring at minarets. There were folk festivals, and carnivals, then.. sadly... the carnivals shut down.
The bearded lady bred with the fat man, and had tattooed kids. They begat the drunkards that replace the dunkards (Baptists) and settled in as gas station attendants and restaurant servers, while the rich got richer and the poor got their towns drowned by dams or burned out from underneath for the glory of money. Then the Moral Majority took hold, and priests and coaches parked penises in prepubescent boys, and looked upon it all and said it is good. Then the addicts moved in. The ones addicted to hydrocarbon emissions and Fraked the place up. Putting benzine in the water and no wonder their children begat meth heads, who would steal a copper bell from a church to feed their intravenous habits of sin and perdition, and Verily, I say unto you, This is hte path of the unrighteous and wicked, and they shall cal down upon themselves the vengeance of the lord and fark sheep until kingdom come.

fark them and their Styrofoam littered poor white trash fire of existence.
 
2014-05-14 09:38:43 PM
yep.
A huge keystone, wreathed in laurel, at the bottom of a shallow outhouse
All hail Frik, Mellon, and Carnegie.
Industrial assholes of magnificence.
Allow the meek Amish, with their aluminum diamond plate buggy steps and boom boxes to inherit this vast teenage wasteland of leaking nuclear reactors, run down Gothic churches, malls, and suburban, unsustainability.,
All hail Westinghouse and Sandusky, and Patero.
The godfathers of a new future.
Look on their works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level tar sands are far away.
and yet breathe a coughing life into your plastic existence.
 
2014-05-14 10:00:21 PM

Repple Depple: jeffsm5111: Repple Depple: charged with robbery and 'theft by unlawful taking'...

they should tack on "shoplifting" and "burglary" and "stealing"

/ I think they are just making up their own synonyms now
// an YES...I'm sure they all technically mean different things, but I've never heard of unlawful taking

You're not from around here, are ya?

Guilty as charged I suppose...I did live in Bucks county for a few years though, so it's not like I'm from another planet (as far as you know).


You guys can say what you want about the young ladies looks.  But I say that if you take away the bloody third eye, the birds nest hairdo..and maybe the beady eyes, mouth, eyebrows....hmmm...a few other things...she's kinda hot.


Dammit, I came in to say that her third eye was closed.
 
2014-05-15 10:06:02 AM
Ralph Macchio really let himself go.
 
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